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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212107 times)

ragnarok97071

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1275 on: May 08, 2013, 01:11:24 am »

come running out of the pod as a honey badger and MAUL ALL THE JUNKS.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1276 on: May 08, 2013, 06:55:16 am »

Form conspiracy of loyalists
[3] You find two people loyal to you and call it a Conspiracy.

Respawn. Aid random person's action.
You try to help...[d8:3] Nyarlothotep.

Respawn as Cthulhu's asshole manager.
'Sup Thulhu, breaks over man, you gotta get out of R'lyeh'
>Initiate poorly-planned workplace shift that screws Cthulhu over and ensures he'll have to stay overtime

[1] You're one of many secretaries of Cthulhu. Actimg like that gets you devoured. Respawn?

Nuke the metal shack.
You're an eldritch abomination, not a nuclear power! Still, someone's offered to help.
Oh, and you destroyed a weasel that was attacking you.

Get plan to attack hell.
[3] You create a plan.
"Siege. Strave them. Charge."
...
"Siege^for a while. Stra^rve them. Charge."
...
"Siege^for a while. Stra^rve them. Charge.
Get an army. Siege them for a while. Starv them. Bombard them."
Seems like a plan. Oh, wait.
"Siege^for a while. Stra^rve them. Charge.
Get an army. Siege them for a while. Starve them. Bombard them."

Respawn as eldritch cheesecake.
[5] Check.

Find way to turn into Space Battleship Yamato. Why? BECAUSE I CAN.
[4] Designs of the modifications needed created.

I need to make up for lost time!

Research better cheesecake warrior production methods.
Set the squire to work upgrading the factory.

[3] You might consider attaching a freezer so they don't melt.
[4-1] The squire moves the boxes around, slightly increasing efficiency.

come running out of the pod as a honey badger and MAUL ALL THE JUNKS.
[2] You as a weasel. [1v5] Mauling ShadowNyarlothotep in what you think his a junk doesn't end well. Respawn?

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Aldf'ske? Fok'u.
Tosnfg-a srgdsa'dfg k-Smond're. N'Wah!
[1] Your coup is halted and your position lost.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1277 on: May 08, 2013, 07:31:34 am »

Work for Cthulhu. Suck up to him and get a promotion.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1278 on: May 08, 2013, 07:48:06 am »

Become Space Battleship Yamato.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1279 on: May 08, 2013, 07:58:50 am »

Convince a nuclear power to nuke the shack.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1280 on: May 08, 2013, 10:04:08 am »

Respawn as GEORGE WASHINGTON.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1281 on: May 08, 2013, 01:47:27 pm »

respawn as a little girl with a rocket launcher. do a dance with the rocket launcher.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1282 on: May 08, 2013, 03:20:04 pm »

Murder everyone with a nuke.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1283 on: May 08, 2013, 03:20:48 pm »

Reclaim my job
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1284 on: May 08, 2013, 03:28:23 pm »

Work for Cthulhu. Suck up to him and get a promotion.
[4] You get hired. [6] You suck up to him enough to become his personal footstool. Literally. Sometimes it takes bites out of you when it forgets its lunch.

Become Space Battleship Yamato.
[4] You successfully upgrade yourself.

Convince a nuclear power to nuke the shack.
[4] You do. [4] You realize you should be running.

Respawn as GEORGE WASHINGTON.
[3] You are GEORGE MASON.

respawn as a little girl with a rocket launcher. do a dance with the rocket launcher.
[1] You are an old lady with a toothpick. [1] You try to dance but just kinda fall over.

Murder everyone with a nuke.
[3] You launch a nuke at the metal shack. It's a start.

Reclaim my job
[4] You start climbing the ranks again...

Quote from: Great Cthulhu
FTAGHN!

KS'aknot lda'on na'ow, els'ay mwert'eyoo D'SALK!
[6] You get promoted and promptly get swamped by paperwork. Sometimes you forget your lunch and need to munch on your footstool.

Quote from: ???
Nr zudyrtopis.
[?] No one knows what you're doing.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1285 on: May 08, 2013, 03:29:05 pm »

Spawn as a man. Start yelling nonsense.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1286 on: May 08, 2013, 03:55:24 pm »

Investigate ???.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1287 on: May 08, 2013, 04:00:29 pm »

Find a nuclear bomb shelter. After explosion, investigate metal shack.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1288 on: May 08, 2013, 05:03:18 pm »

Research on Footstooling for Pros and Suck up even more!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1289 on: May 08, 2013, 05:04:14 pm »

Go find a portal to the ER universe.
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