Form conspiracy of loyalists
[3] You find two people loyal to you and call it a Conspiracy.
Respawn. Aid random person's action.
You try to help...[d8:3] Nyarlothotep.
Respawn as Cthulhu's asshole manager.
'Sup Thulhu, breaks over man, you gotta get out of R'lyeh'
>Initiate poorly-planned workplace shift that screws Cthulhu over and ensures he'll have to stay overtime
[1] You're one of many secretaries of Cthulhu. Actimg like that gets you devoured. Respawn?
Nuke the metal shack.
You're an eldritch abomination, not a nuclear power! Still, someone's offered to help.
Oh, and you destroyed a weasel that was attacking you.
Get plan to attack hell.
[3] You create a plan.
"Siege. Strave them. Charge."
...
"Siege
^for a while. St
ra
^rve them. Charge."
...
"
Siege^for a while. Stra^rve them. Charge.Get an army. Siege them for a while. Starv them. Bombard them."
Seems like a plan. Oh, wait.
"
Siege^for a while. Stra^rve them. Charge.Get an army. Siege them for a while. Starv
e them. Bombard them."
Respawn as eldritch cheesecake.
[5] Check.
Find way to turn into Space Battleship Yamato. Why? BECAUSE I CAN.
[4] Designs of the modifications needed created.
I need to make up for lost time!
Research better cheesecake warrior production methods.
Set the squire to work upgrading the factory.
[3] You might consider attaching a freezer so they don't melt.
[4-1] The squire moves the boxes around, slightly increasing efficiency.
come running out of the pod as a honey badger and MAUL ALL THE JUNKS.
[2] You as a weasel. [1v5] Mauling ShadowNyarlothotep in what you think his a junk doesn't end well. Respawn?
Aldf'ske? Fok'u.
Tosnfg-a srgdsa'dfg k-Smond're. N'Wah!
[1] Your coup is halted and your position lost.