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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: DidYouJustBludgeonCthulhuToDeathWithCheesecakes?
« Reply #1260 on: May 05, 2013, 07:43:13 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on May 05, 2013, 07:15:36 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on May 05, 2013, 07:13:04 pm
Attempt to recruit Cthulu's ghost
He's unconcious, for one. Not dead. Well, Cthulhu already IS dead, but you know what I mean.
Also, Cthulhu's ghost would eat yo ass.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on May 05, 2013, 07:11:09 pm
Quote from: ShadowDragon on May 05, 2013, 08:27:47 am
Help Cthulhu kill Cheesecake again. If Cthulhu loses eat him before Cheesecake can.
[6v2+3-1] You slay the incapacitated Cthulhu.

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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: DidYouJustBludgeonCthulhuToDeathWithCheesecakes?
« Reply #1261 on: May 05, 2013, 07:45:27 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on May 05, 2013, 07:43:13 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on May 05, 2013, 07:15:36 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on May 05, 2013, 07:13:04 pm
Attempt to recruit Cthulu's ghost
He's unconcious, for one. Not dead. Well, Cthulhu already IS dead, but you know what I mean.
Also, Cthulhu's ghost would eat yo ass.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on May 05, 2013, 07:11:09 pm
Quote from: ShadowDragon on May 05, 2013, 08:27:47 am
Help Cthulhu kill Cheesecake again. If Cthulhu loses eat him before Cheesecake can.
[6v2+3-1] You slay the incapacitated Cthulhu.

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I didn't see that.
Eh, I'm Liam Neeson.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: DidYouJustBludgeonCthulhuToDeathWithCheesecakes?
« Reply #1262 on: May 05, 2013, 09:59:27 pm »
Become the devils attorney.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: DidYouJustBludgeonCthulhuToDeathWithCheesecakes?
« Reply #1263 on: May 06, 2013, 02:57:33 am »
EAT CTHULHU
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
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Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: DidYouJustBludgeonCthulhuToDeathWithCheesecakes?
« Reply #1264 on: May 06, 2013, 10:38:43 am »
Use anomaly.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: DidYouJustBludgeonCthulhuToDeathWithCheesecakes?
« Reply #1265 on: May 06, 2013, 05:42:27 pm »
Quote from: ShadowDragon on May 05, 2013, 07:37:28 pm
Open the door of the metal shack.
Aid action.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1266 on: May 06, 2013, 06:57:55 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on May 05, 2013, 07:12:08 pm
Gain Force Powers
Go kill someone
...Screw it. Full minimalism.
[6] You kasplode from the Force Power! This kills someone! Respawn?

Quote from: Furtuka on May 05, 2013, 07:13:04 pm
Attempt to put Cthulu's ghost on trial and recruit it
[6] You do so. Cthulhu's ghost takes over your position. You are demoted to grunt trooping and get sent into battle for some reason or another.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on May 05, 2013, 07:37:28 pm
Open the door of the metal shack.
[3-3] You get stuck in the closed door. You pause to wonder how this happened, and suddenly fall in half. You hear something going crunch crunch crunch inside.

Quote from: Fireiy on May 05, 2013, 09:59:27 pm
Become the devils attorney.
[1] You promptly get punched by the Devil. He sues you over it and wins. He judges you unworthy to be even his attorney's assistant's assistant secretary.

Quote from: Cheesecake on May 06, 2013, 02:57:33 am
EAT CTHULHU
[2v2+2] This fails. Respawn?

Quote from: Tavik Toth on May 06, 2013, 10:38:43 am
Use anomaly.
[5] The anomaly turns out to be of great value as a verdant mineral!

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Le'jfams dekjv'ekan and ls;ao mal'bad
[5] Alright, set in motion.

Quote from: Persus13 on May 06, 2013, 05:42:27 pm
Quote from: ShadowDragon on May 05, 2013, 07:37:28 pm
Open the door of the metal shack.
Aid action.
As a ninja, I'm giving you a separate action so I don't have to rewrite the turn. [1-3] You somehow kill yourself. Respawn?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1267 on: May 06, 2013, 06:58:31 pm »
Form conspiracy of loyalists
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1268 on: May 06, 2013, 06:59:48 pm »
Respawn. Aid random person's action.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1269 on: May 06, 2013, 07:02:43 pm »
Respawn as Cthulhu's asshole manager.

'Sup Thulhu, breaks over man, you gotta get out of R'lyeh'

>Initiate poorly-planned workplace shift that screws Cthulhu over and ensures he'll have to stay overtime
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1270 on: May 06, 2013, 07:07:59 pm »
Nuke the metal shack.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1271 on: May 06, 2013, 09:19:40 pm »
Get plan to attack hell.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1272 on: May 06, 2013, 10:37:52 pm »
Respawn as eldritch cheesecake.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1273 on: May 07, 2013, 07:44:33 am »
Find way to turn into Space Battleship Yamato. Why? BECAUSE I CAN.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: How Could This Go Wrong?
« Reply #1274 on: May 08, 2013, 01:06:31 am »
I need to make up for lost time!

Research better cheesecake warrior production methods.
Set the squire to work upgrading the factory.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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