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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1245 on: May 04, 2013, 09:49:34 pm »
Quote from: Cheesecake on May 04, 2013, 07:23:09 pm
EAT CTHULHU. ABSORB POWER. POWER FOREVER.
[2] NOW I'M REALLY MAD. [3+3+1v4] Cthulhu eats you and returns to sleep. Respawn?

Quote from: Xantalos on May 04, 2013, 07:23:44 pm
Assuming YAFB is canon ...
Why would you assume that?

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BECOME THE NEESON
[3+1] You do.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on May 04, 2013, 07:50:45 pm
Help Cthulhu kill Cheesecake.
You do.

Quote from: Fireiy on May 04, 2013, 07:53:51 pm
Go win a chess tournament.
[1] You decide to practice chess and play against a potted plant. You lose.

Quote from: Persus13 on May 04, 2013, 09:05:31 pm
Call in the Avengers
[6] Avengers...ASSEMBLE!
They promptly beat you up. Puny bureaucrat.

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(Anyone seen Iron Man 3?)
Sadly, not yet.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on May 04, 2013, 09:40:11 pm
Repair the factory if necessary. Begin manufacturing cheesecake warriors to battle Cthulhu.
[3] You make a single cheesecake squire!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1246 on: May 04, 2013, 09:51:27 pm »
EXCELLENT
FIND MY DAUGHTER AND KILL THE BASTARDS WHO STOLE HER
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1247 on: May 04, 2013, 09:53:37 pm »
Respawn. Join Cheesecake kinsmen in the glorious battle to kill Cthulhu! Eat his body again.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
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Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1248 on: May 04, 2013, 09:54:57 pm »
Well then. Call in Iron Monger, Loki, Mickey ROurke, Chuck Norris, Red Skull, and Abomination and create the Revengers.

(I saw an hour ago. I liked it.)
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Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1249 on: May 04, 2013, 10:24:39 pm »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1250 on: May 05, 2013, 12:43:22 am »
Go and take over a random nation.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1251 on: May 05, 2013, 12:45:59 am »
Begin rebuilding the grand army of the afterlife.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1252 on: May 05, 2013, 06:48:35 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on May 04, 2013, 10:24:39 pm
Quote from: Persus13 on May 04, 2013, 09:54:57 pm
Mickey ROurke
Who?

He's a wrestler, and was the russian guy in Iron man 2.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1253 on: May 05, 2013, 08:27:47 am »
Help Cthulhu kill Cheesecake again. If Cthulhu loses eat him before Cheesecake can.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1254 on: May 05, 2013, 11:23:43 am »
Star trek enterprise or a different one that has been modified. Probably Star Trek.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: DidYouJustBludgeonCthulhuToDeathWithCheesecakes?
« Reply #1255 on: May 05, 2013, 07:11:09 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on May 04, 2013, 09:51:27 pm
EXCELLENT
FIND MY DAUGHTER AND KILL THE BASTARDS WHO STOLE HER
[5] Check. That was boring.

Quote from: Cheesecake on May 04, 2013, 09:53:37 pm
Respawn. Join Cheesecake kinsmen in the glorious battle to kill Cthulhu! Eat his body again.
[3] Several cheesecakes join you. [6+0.1v3+3] You use them to bludgeon Cthulhu to unconsciousness!

Quote from: Persus13 on May 04, 2013, 09:54:57 pm
Well then. Call in Iron Monger, Loki, Mickey ROurke, Chuck Norris, Red Skull, and Abomination and create the Revengers.
(The capitalization is what threw me.)
[6] The Revengers form! They team up with the Avengers and beat you up! You villain! Respawn?!?

Quote from: Fireiy on May 05, 2013, 12:43:22 am
Go and take over a random nation.
[2] You invade Guatemala and fail.

Quote from: Furtuka on May 05, 2013, 12:45:59 am
Begin rebuilding the grand army of the afterlife.
[2] You just get funds.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on May 05, 2013, 08:27:47 am
Help Cthulhu kill Cheesecake again. If Cthulhu loses eat him before Cheesecake can.
[6v2+3-1] You slay the incapacitated Cthulhu.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on May 05, 2013, 11:23:43 am
Star trek enterprise or a different one that has been modified. Probably Star Trek.
You are that one. You're being drawn into a--never mind. You're in the anomaly!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: DidYouJustBludgeonCthulhuToDeathWithCheesecakes?
« Reply #1256 on: May 05, 2013, 07:12:08 pm »
Gain Force Powers
Go kill someone
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: DidYouJustBludgeonCthulhuToDeathWithCheesecakes?
« Reply #1257 on: May 05, 2013, 07:13:04 pm »
Attempt to put Cthulu's ghost on trial and recruit it
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: DidYouJustBludgeonCthulhuToDeathWithCheesecakes?
« Reply #1258 on: May 05, 2013, 07:15:36 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on May 05, 2013, 07:13:04 pm
Attempt to recruit Cthulu's ghost
He's unconcious, for one. Not dead. Well, Cthulhu already IS dead, but you know what I mean.
Also, Cthulhu's ghost would eat yo ass.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: DidYouJustBludgeonCthulhuToDeathWithCheesecakes?
« Reply #1259 on: May 05, 2013, 07:37:28 pm »
Open the door of the metal shack.
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