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Reclaim my position as Everlord. Destroy the Far Realms creatures.
[1] You promptly get killed and your soul is enslaved to the Far Realm.
[5] On the bright side, you avoid a cheesecake. Wait, that's another bad side. Cheesecake is tasty.
Then get anyoen still loyal and form a diffrent nation.
[2] There's no such loyalists.
[4] You sidestep a flying cheesecake.
SENTENCE XANTALOS
SENTENCE XANTALOS
Find the correct sentence.
[1] Fireiy determines that Xantalos should be given a cupcake and a pat on the back. [4] Furtaka does not do so.
[1,5] Fireiy steps out of the way of a flying cheesecake, Matrix-style. Furtaka steps into the way of a flying cheesecake, Stooges-style.
I HAS NOT SOUL
INITIATE GERMAN HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE MANOEVEUR
[5] Nice mustache!
[2] Too bad it's covered in cheesecake. As it the rest of your face.
Respawn.
Reclaim my position as Everlord. Destroy the Far Realms creatures.
Aid action.
[1] You are nowhere near Persus. You're in the Far Realm.
[5] And you avoid cheesecake.
Steal Captain America's shield. Beat him unconscious.
[3] You smack him some. Meanie.
[6] You jump out of the way to avoid cheesecake, which leads to swift justice as you fall out an inconvenient window and down [5] a single story.
Throw cheesecake at all other forumites
[5] You hurl trans-dimensional cheesecake at Forumites across the game!
...What the heck, r.o?