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[ShadowDragon]

Respawn.

Reclaim my position as Everlord. Destroy the Far Realms creatures.

Aid action.

[Orange Wizard]

Steal Captain America's shield. Beat him unconscious.

[Cheesecake]

Throw cheesecake at all other forumites

[Fireiy]

SENTENCE XANTALOS

Find the correct sentence.

[Nosaneinme]

Um, I can just join in, right?

Spawn as a large, anthropomorphic Cheesecake.

What Does even Anthro Cheesecake even Look like

Is like this Cheesecake with leg and arms and Boob

[GreatWyrmGold]

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Reclaim my position as Everlord. Destroy the Far Realms creatures.

[1] You promptly get killed and your soul is enslaved to the Far Realm.
[5] On the bright side, you avoid a cheesecake. Wait, that's another bad side. Cheesecake is tasty.

Then get anyoen still loyal and form a diffrent nation.

[2] There's no such loyalists.
[4] You sidestep a flying cheesecake.

SENTENCE XANTALOS

SENTENCE XANTALOS

Find the correct sentence.

[1] Fireiy determines that Xantalos should be given a cupcake and a pat on the back. [4] Furtaka does not do so.
[1,5] Fireiy steps out of the way of a flying cheesecake, Matrix-style. Furtaka steps into the way of a flying cheesecake, Stooges-style.

I HAS NOT SOUL
INITIATE GERMAN HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE MANOEVEUR

[5] Nice mustache!
[2] Too bad it's covered in cheesecake. As it the rest of your face.

Respawn.

Reclaim my position as Everlord. Destroy the Far Realms creatures.

Aid action.

[1] You are nowhere near Persus. You're in the Far Realm.
[5] And you avoid cheesecake.

Steal Captain America's shield. Beat him unconscious.

[3] You smack him some. Meanie.
[6] You jump out of the way to avoid cheesecake, which leads to swift justice as you fall out an inconvenient window and down [5] a single story.

Throw cheesecake at all other forumites

[5] You hurl trans-dimensional cheesecake at Forumites across the game!

...What the heck, r.o?

[Tavik Toth]

Retaliate with Ballistic Cake.

[Furtuka]

Bake Xantalos into a cake and throw him at Cheesecake

[ShadowDragon]

Take over the Far Realm.

[Persus13]

Take over the Far Realm.

Aid action

[Xantalos]

USE MUSTACHE TO KILL ALL OTHER PLAYERS WITH SHEER BEAUTY

[Cheesecake]

Eat Xantalos when Furtuka throws him at me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Retaliate with Ballistic Cake.

[6] Ballistic Cakes launched! Oh dear...

Bake Xantalos into a cake and throw him at Cheesecake

[6] Mm! Oh no!

Take over the Far Realm.

Take over the Far Realm.

Aid action

[6+1] Oh dear oh dear.

USE MUSTACHE TO KILL ALL OTHER PLAYERS WITH SHEER BEAUTY

[6] Oh criminy.

Eat Xantalos when Furtuka throws him at me.

[5v4] OH CRIMI-FREAKIN-NEE!


Okay. Here's what happens. Xantalos gets baked into a cake. Cake!Xantalos gets hurled at Cheesecake along with many other cakes, causing a gestalt cakentity which promptly starts killing people with its mustache. This, along with Persus and ShadowDragon magenuking the Far Realm, causes divisions between the Realms to dissolve, a process merely slowed when Cheesecake devoured Xantalos.
To many: Respawn?

[Xantalos]

Respawn as stereotypical German man
Found sausage factory directly across from Cheesecake's cheesecake factory
Begin sausage bombardment

[Furtuka]

Respawn. Go on crusade to unite the various now connected afterlifes under one organized bureaucratic administration.