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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #975 on: April 01, 2013, 08:27:16 am »

Hijack the RTD.
(6) Arrr, I be controllin, this ship for now, ye scurvy dogs!

CONQUER THE WOOOOOOOOORLD!
(3) Ye pul out a flag and stake it where you are, yellin that ye be controlin the worlde.

Find a courtroom.
(1) Ye find a bunche o' serial lawyer killers.

Steal someone else's legs
Set up a safety net below Insanity

(3) You give yersef two wooden peg legs.
I be aleavin the safety net to GWG.

Go to Purgatory.
(5) Ye do.

Ask if they want to come along to see if there is anything worth taking.
(6) After swearin' ye in as a Luxembourg guard they go off, leavin' ye an' two other poor souls t' guard th' base.

Find bridge. Stand on it, and wait for the forgotten beast. Become Gandalf.
(4) You find a bridge.
(2) You fall asleep waitin' fer somethin' t' happen
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #976 on: April 01, 2013, 08:33:50 am »

Methinks that GWG won't be very happy with these particular developments. :V
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #977 on: April 01, 2013, 11:46:09 am »

Ghost From Bink at say to You"Great Worm Man is coming"

Then go disappear into void
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #978 on: April 01, 2013, 12:04:45 pm »

Wait for them to come back.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #979 on: April 01, 2013, 03:09:57 pm »

Become Gandalf. again.
The forgotten beast shall not pass, I tell you!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #980 on: April 01, 2013, 04:34:47 pm »

SUMMON ARMY OF GOLD DRAGONS
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #981 on: April 01, 2013, 10:38:47 pm »

Object to the lawyer killers.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #982 on: April 02, 2013, 05:37:13 pm »

Find a pirate ship.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #983 on: April 02, 2013, 05:39:25 pm »

Put ShadowDragon on trial for all his sins ever
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #984 on: April 02, 2013, 08:21:56 pm »

Ghost From Bink at say to You"Great Worm Man is coming"

Then go disappear into void
Um...is this an action?
[4] You disappear. Respawn?

Wait for them to come back.
[1] Someone comes back, but it's not them. It's someone invading the base!

Become Gandalf. again.
The forgotten beast shall not pass, I tell you!
[3] You find an abandoned featherwood staff menacing with spikes of giant cave spider silk and adorned with hanging rings of silty clay.

SUMMON ARMY OF GOLD DRAGONS
Away, how nice. Not too likely, though ...
[3-1] None hear you or cry, but you land on a comfy mushroom.

Object to the lawyer killers.
"OBJECTION!"
"On what grounds?"

Find a pirate ship.
[5] You find one in working condition down to the dry gunpowder!

Put ShadowDragon on trial for all his sins ever
[3] You out him on trial, but the prosecution sucks.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #985 on: April 02, 2013, 08:27:38 pm »

Am in Wonderland
Go to tea party
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #986 on: April 02, 2013, 08:31:41 pm »

Commandeer the ship, look for crew.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #987 on: April 02, 2013, 08:33:05 pm »

Make an appeal with new evidence
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #988 on: April 02, 2013, 11:23:45 pm »

That it is unlawful to kill a lawyer!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #989 on: April 03, 2013, 12:44:23 am »

Beat a random person over the head with my newly found staff, and trap their soul inside it.
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