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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 214524 times)

Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #945 on: March 27, 2013, 12:23:08 pm »

Bend my leg so wrongly it tears a hole in spacetime!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #946 on: March 27, 2013, 02:23:30 pm »

Devour the mutilated corpse thingy and try to mature into a gonarch. Or whatever a mature headcrab's called.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #947 on: March 27, 2013, 03:50:34 pm »

Open the door and walk in. God.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #948 on: March 27, 2013, 06:02:06 pm »

Take over purgatory
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #949 on: March 27, 2013, 06:32:31 pm »

OK, screw this.
DIG TOO GREEDILY AND TOO DEEPLY!!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #950 on: March 27, 2013, 08:15:21 pm »

Go say hi to them.
"Hi..."
"Hey, Tooth."

"I am yours to command."
Go to Hell.
You finally follow the advice of ever-so-many jerks.

Bend my leg so wrongly it tears a hole in spacetime!
Shouldn't be too hard, you just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÂAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It hurts.

Devour the mutilated corpse thingy and try to mature into a gonarch. Or whatever a mature headcrab's called.
[5] You eat it and turn into an adult headcrab thingy...what are they like?

Open the door and walk in. God.
[1-2] It gets worse-wedged.

Take over purgatory
[4] You submit an application to do so...the results should be in next turn.

OK, screw this.
DIG TOO GREEDILY AND TOO DEEPLY!!
[2] You chicken out again.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #951 on: March 27, 2013, 08:31:07 pm »

Ask who rules Hell.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #952 on: March 27, 2013, 08:41:07 pm »

Look for an after life to rule.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #953 on: March 27, 2013, 10:28:31 pm »

Get that one lich guy from RTRTD to fix my leg.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #954 on: March 27, 2013, 10:42:56 pm »

Respawn as a lawyer.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #955 on: March 27, 2013, 11:17:47 pm »

Wait for bureaucracy to come into effect
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #956 on: March 28, 2013, 02:00:08 am »

Huh. I need to change my tactics.

Start harvesting from my farm any fungus that could pass as wood. Then use this fungiwood to create a bed.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #957 on: March 28, 2013, 08:11:28 am »

Ask who rules Hell.
A demon who has taken the creative title of Hellmaster.

Look for an after life to rule.
[2] None are hiring. Stupid economy.

Get that one lich guy from RTRTD to fix my leg.
Strangely enough, that doesn't work as well as it would in Roll to Roll to Dodge.

Respawn as a lawyer.
[6] You are Phoenix Wright, ace attorney!

Wait for bureaucracy to come into effect
[5-2] You are able to compete for the position. Competition: Do something with the nothingness to make purgatory purgatory.

Huh. I need to change my tactics.

Start harvesting from my farm any fungus that could pass as wood. Then use this fungiwood to create a bed.
[2-1] You trample the larger bits.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #958 on: March 28, 2013, 09:07:06 am »

... Not sure if good or bad.
Find a person to defend in court.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #959 on: March 28, 2013, 09:18:57 am »

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