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[GreatWyrmGold]

Insert one fist into machine.
Activate with other fist.
Punch everything.

[1] You lose an arm.

Respawn, make a program on the ultracomputer that'll give it sentience.

[3-2] You crash the ultracomputer.

Feed someone else to shadow dragon.

[2v2] You struggle with someone unsuccessfully.

((I need to be fixed.))
Compel the nearest person to fix me

((I need to be fixed.))
Compel the nearest person to fix me

You need to be working for me to annhilate existance. Fix this before my other action, canceling if it can't be done in one turn.

[6] misko makes ShadowDragon into a new machine!

Keep on searching for abandoned military bases.

[2] No such luck.

[Xantalos]

Insert other arm.
Operate machine with tongue.
Punch people with fist.

[Furtuka]

Find this computer everyones talking about and find out what it does

[superBlast]

Damnit. Higher power, I'm trying to protect reality from these crazy people! Give me a bonus damnit!

Restart the computer and take my time to figure out how it works.

[ShadowDragon]

Examine self.

[misko27]

Insert Vorthon's nano-bots, any amount or number, into Shadow dragon. Best way to find out what it does.

[Persus13]

Put everyone inside shadowdragon. Set to Fine.

[Vorthon]

Misko, I'm not made of nanobots. I'm a hybrid of Tyranids and honeybees. :V

[misko27]

Exactly, You could be so much more. Hence, me puttting parts of you into SCPs. Preferably on fine. Very fine. Perhaps even to the extra, unseen level (except in the one SCP which shows secret desires), "Halle Berry fine".

[TCM]

Take nearest player and strangle them.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Insert other arm.
Operate machine with tongue.
Punch people with fist.

My, but you're persistent.
[5] You turn your arm into a strange thing with a joint in the middle and a glas surface replacing the hand.

Find this computer everyones talking about and find out what it does

You find it. It crashed. Sad.

Restart the computer and take my time to figure out how it works.

[6] You restart it! It seems to be missing vital OS stuff due to your overzealous reboot!

Insert Vorthon's nano-bots, any amount or number, into Shadow dragon. Best way to find out what it does.

They're not nanobots. [1] Out comes a bunch of weird mush.

Put everyone inside shadowdragon. Set to Fine.

[3] You put Fireiy into the machine. [3] Out comes a little girl! Or boy, if Fireiy is a girl.

Take nearest player and strangle them.

[6v3] You strangle Furtaka lethally. Respawn?

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Who wants to nominate this for the RtD Hall of Fame?

[misko27]

Insert a portion of vorthon into machine by any means necessary, eveen letting them eat my hand and lopping it off (althoguh this approach is not preffered). Set to very fine, or "Halle Berry Fine" if the dial goes far enoguh to allow the latter.

[TCM]

Insert a portion of vorthon into machine by any means necessary, eveen letting them eat my hand and lopping it off (althoguh this approach is not preffered). Set to very fine, or "Halle Berry Fine" if the dial goes far enoguh to allow the latter.

Strangle this dude.

[Persus13]

Put someone else in. Set to fine.

[misko27]

Insert a portion of vorthon into machine by any means necessary, eveen letting them eat my hand and lopping it off (althoguh this approach is not preffered). Set to very fine, or "Halle Berry Fine" if the dial goes far enoguh to allow the latter.

Strangle this dude.

I CAN ONLY BE DELAYED IN MY QUEST, OFF YEE SCAMPEROUS DEMON.