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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #510 on: February 20, 2013, 09:19:30 pm »
MORE GNAWING.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #511 on: February 20, 2013, 09:25:49 pm »
Put someone into shadowdragon. Set to fine.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #512 on: February 20, 2013, 09:26:56 pm »
Output SCP-914 repair guide.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #513 on: February 20, 2013, 09:28:13 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on February 20, 2013, 09:25:49 pm
Put someone into shadowdragon. Set to fine.
Next turn, I know what I'm doing to derm it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #514 on: February 20, 2013, 09:28:57 pm »
Kill self in explosion of glory
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #515 on: February 20, 2013, 09:32:14 pm »
Collect all the corpses scattered around the landscape and pile them up somewhere
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #516 on: February 20, 2013, 10:09:19 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on February 20, 2013, 09:17:33 pm
Insert fists into machine
Run it
Continue with punching
You stick your hands into ShadowDragon and mash him with your head. Sadly, it operates with a turned key.

Quote from: Vorthon on February 20, 2013, 09:19:30 pm
MORE GNAWING.
[3] More soil gnawed.

Quote from: Persus13 on February 20, 2013, 09:25:49 pm
Put someone into shadowdragon. Set to fine.
You grab Fireiy [5v2] and shove him in. You then turn the now-bloody turnkey and keep turning...it's broken, pal.

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Output SCP-914 repair guide.
You need an input.

Quote from: Fireiy on February 20, 2013, 09:28:57 pm
Kill self in explosion of glory
[3] You blow yourself up. Well, your cheeks.

Quote from: Furtuka on February 20, 2013, 09:32:14 pm
Collect all the corpses scattered around the landscape and pile them up somewhere
[3] You make a pile of several corpses.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #517 on: February 20, 2013, 10:13:16 pm »
Insert one fist into machine.
Activate with other fist.
Punch everything.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #518 on: February 20, 2013, 10:27:02 pm »
Insert nano-bots into SCP 918. Set to very fine. Laugh madly as I die.
 
Boy oh boy I hope I get a six.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #519 on: February 20, 2013, 10:38:39 pm »
Respawn, make a program on the ultracomputer that'll give it sentience.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #520 on: February 20, 2013, 10:44:55 pm »
Feed someone else to shadow dragon.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #521 on: February 21, 2013, 07:46:42 am »
((I need to be fixed.))
Compel the nearest person to fix me
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #522 on: February 21, 2013, 01:29:02 pm »
Keep on searching for abandoned military bases.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #523 on: February 21, 2013, 03:47:00 pm »
Quote from: ShadowDragon on February 21, 2013, 07:46:42 am
((I need to be fixed.))
Compel the nearest person to fix me
You need to be working for me to annhilate existance. Fix this before my other action, canceling if it can't be done in one turn.
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #524 on: February 21, 2013, 07:52:24 pm »
DEVOUR REALITY ITSELF.
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