"I want to help you"
It does not seem to respond to spoken commands.
Get drunk on life. Initiate Drunk Boxing.
[3] You fake being drunk and [3] punch the wall successfully.
"You know AI,I'm Harry don't listen to your shit,Have Big ego think your self higher than human,I'm going to New york"
It doesn't responf to your speech.
Try again.
No problem, I have perfect memory of everything I've read.
[1] You wake up and feel great! (+1 to not dying)
respawn as another fractal neanderthal. Type 'toaster' into the keyboard and press enter. Use toaster to toast those delicious feline bastards.
[4] "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..."
Teach the fairy.
[2] The fairy doesn't really seem to understand. [3] She seems to be understanding English a little now, though.
My head got ripped off!? Hell no I won't respawn, I'll creep shadow-whatever out by still being alive and yelling incoherent drunken words at him!
[2] Nah, you are definitely dead.
Teach the fairy the art of typing. You see, if you put a 1000 apes at a 1000 typewriters, you would eventually produce the greatest dadaist novel ever written. What you don't know is that it would be the product of exactly one ape's imagination, an ape that's a cut above the rest. A real, honest to goodness ape genius. That ape is me.
[5] You teach the fairy how to type. Not that she understands what she's typing, of course.
Kill Gm, smash computer, stab pod, bash wall to pieces with my skull.
ONE OF THESE WILL WORK.
[N/A, N/A, N/A, 6]
You can't kill me, reach the computer or pod, and bash your skull to pieces with the wall. Respawn?
GM TURN:
The fairy plays with the keyboard.
The other ShadowDragon returns south.
The NyanCats [3+1v4] try to mob Vorthon but don't really succeed.