Respawn. Ask for spelunking gear
[3] You get a helmet with a flashlight.
Dig ramp out of hole with shovel.
[5] Ramp dug! [3+1] Some bullets hit you, but you're okay.
type in "ammunition for submachine-gun"
[1]
YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO EASY. Some bullets fly out at you. Respawn?
Build a fortress out of the toasted nyancats, then. I SHALL RULE A KINGDOM! BAHAHAHAHAHA!
[6] Hey, why the the fortress moving? And where'd the live nyancats go?
Respawn, curse like no tomorrow, got to the keyboard and hope I type in "Super awesome fairy net" correctly since I'm still drunk/insane.
[3-1] You type SIPPER AWEDOM FAORY METH.
... [5] You get a glass of weird liquid, with a straw in it.
Respawn as Rambo.
Type in 'big laser gun'.
Eviscerate Persus.
[2]
TOO BIG. [3v6] Persus does not want to be eviscerated.
Type in "rifle and bullets for the rifle"
[2]
RIFLE'S TOO BIG. USE YOUR HANDS AND FEAST ON THEIR FLESH!Argue I can't be killed when already dead.
Resume digging ramp with hands. Find shovel and get back to regular work.
[3] You're a zombie. Zombies are too dumb to dig. [1] A typewriter hits you in the head, destroying your brain. Respawn?
Place fairy at computer. Tell her to type like none have typed before.
[6] She types by throwing the typewriter into the pit. [4] You hear a groan of redeath.
Comfort Tara.
[3] She's happy now.
Respawn as a policeman and take smg.
[6] You do. It goes off, hitting ShadowDragon (that's what the dice say). [3+1] He's okay. Speaking of okay...okay, NOW it's out of ammo.
GM TURN:
[5] The Nyancats merge into a massive Nyanfort, a building made of Nyancats! It breathes [6] fire!
The former ShadowDragon notes the current ShadowDragon and runs over to him. [4+1v4] He pokes him, drawing a little blood.