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Author Topic: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.  (Read 3753 times)

BoogieMan

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So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« on: January 15, 2013, 07:50:32 pm »
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 Hehe, it wasn't attacking me, I guess since I was a Necromancer. So I calmly walked up and started chatting with it. It told me about it's life a little, how it spent 5 years as a Thresher or some such nonsense and so forth. I asked it to join me and she's like "I would rather not." So I attacked. It attacked back, bit, and latched on to my back right tooth and yanked it out. Can you say ouch? And more importantly, how in the hell???  :o

So yeah, I sorta made out with a mummy.
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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 07:51:05 pm »
Wrong button, meant edit not quote.
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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 10:09:36 pm »
your adventurer has a very strange love life
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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2013, 10:22:59 pm »
Quote from: uber pye on January 15, 2013, 10:09:36 pm
your adventurer has a very strange love life

 But.. Corpses don't say no or judge. And I don't have to sit on my arm and make it numb to give myself the stranger, I can simply animate a hand....

 ..Or a head.
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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2013, 11:29:56 pm »
Quote from: BoogieMan on January 15, 2013, 10:22:59 pm
Quote from: uber pye on January 15, 2013, 10:09:36 pm
your adventurer has a very strange love life

 But.. Corpses don't say no or judge. And I don't have to sit on my arm and make it numb to give myself the stranger, I can simply animate a hand....

 ..Or a head.
Why not a lower body?

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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2013, 06:06:19 am »

Why not a lower body?

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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2013, 07:20:52 am »
I'll raise the creepy level another notch by saying how about strangling a fresh one to death so it's in good shape (and still warm) then raising it whole? BAM! There ya go.



 ....what?
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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2013, 07:55:10 am »
I want to give this topic the "Most creepy topic of 2012" medal.
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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2013, 09:33:06 am »
Quote from: RageBob on January 16, 2013, 07:55:10 am
I want to give this topic the "Most creepy topic of 2012" medal.
2013. The year is young for creepy.
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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2013, 07:45:48 pm »
Quote from: BoogieMan on January 16, 2013, 07:20:52 am
I'll raise the creepy level another notch by saying how about strangling a fresh one to death so it's in good shape (and still warm) then raising it whole? BAM! There ya go.
I prefer them to be cold.

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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2013, 10:15:57 pm »
I dunno. It's not impossible to get creepier than necrophilia, but it takes a special imagination.
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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 06:55:03 pm »
Quote from: laularukyrumo on January 16, 2013, 10:15:57 pm
I dunno. It's not impossible to get creepier than necrophilia, but it takes a special imagination.
It isn't quite necrophilia, seeing as it's undead.
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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2013, 10:56:04 pm »
Is... that supposed to make things worse or better?
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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2013, 05:08:25 pm »
Quote from: ShinQuickMan on January 17, 2013, 10:56:04 pm
Is... that supposed to make things worse or better?

That all depends on your tastes, my friend.

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Re: So, a mummy bit one of my back teeth out.
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2013, 05:03:20 pm »
This reminds me of the time I was playing around with a genitalia-related mod: Phalli had the grasp tag, so when you brought a bag full of dicks to a necromancer: instant vibrator stockpile. Just market to creepy women...

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