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[Orange Wizard]

Vibrator stockpile? Last I checked, dicks don't vibrate. They don't really do anything. They just sort of... sit there, while their host does all the work.
I imagine that if they can grasp, it would be more of a wiggly-worm stockpile. And nobody wants a cold wiggly worm up their orifice.

Oh god Bay12

[Talvieno]

This thread... no words.

Vibrator stockpile? Last I checked, dicks don't vibrate. They don't really do anything. They just sort of... sit there, while their host does all the work.
I imagine that if they can grasp, it would be more of a wiggly-worm stockpile. And nobody wants a cold wiggly worm up their orifice.

I wonder if you could use those wiggly worms as weapons.

I've played DF for too long.


edit: Seeing as it's likely incredibly difficult to pull someone's back tooth out with your teeth (I wouldn't know - I've never tried)... That's one seriously hardcore makeout session.