So I've finally pulled myself out of the grand and glorious thing that is the Touhou mod for Diablo II to write the turn
(Osborn luk: -3-6-5)
As the ash and smoke from the meteor's impact drifts through the air, some of it settles in Osborn's book, forming a fourth string of words, these ones a shade of gray shot through with streaks of black.
(Random luk: 2+2+1)
Random picks himself up, and winces as a searing pain shoots up his left leg, but he remains standing as a single bronze left gauntlet materializes around his arm, the weight nearly pulling him to the ground. Several strange symbols appear across the metal arm-guard, the most prominent of which is of a great tree with a single eye on the trunk.
Suddenly, an absurd amount of people pop into existence, each with a waiver which rapidly molds itself into an item.
(Gibson luk: 4+6)
Gibson's waiver begins to grow and swell, the paper being replaced with a thick blob of flesh and bone. The blob quickly changes its shape into a footlong rod of pulsating flesh with an eye made of purple wood at the tip. Now all it needs is a name. Fleshrod? Woody? Maybe the One-Eyed Purple Deathstick?
(Unda luk: -2-6) Because I'm not gonna type out that gigantic name every roll, you are now Unda
Unda's waiver rolls itself into a tight cylinder before solidifying into a bright blue fountain pen and slipping through his fingers. He reaches down to pick it up, but it suddenly catches fire, the heat threatening to scorch his hand.
(Yukkuri luk: -6-6)
As Yukkuri spawns, her waiver twists itself into a twelve foot high robotic suit made of rusty looking metal. Inside of the cockpit, she can see the pilot's seat and controls, which appear to consist of buttons corresponding to internal organs, as well as several blades and pipes that seem to be dangerously close to where the pilot's head would be.
(Idiot luk: -3-6)
The Village Idiot gives his waiver a slack-jawed smile as it turns into a bright yellow pair of sneakers with blue ostriches on them.
(Evil Lucky luk: -4-6)
Evil Lucky's waiver folds itself several times over into a tiny origami woman, before a greenish gas envelops it. As the gas dissipates, a girl about a foot tall made out of pure gold is left, and she begins to move as her eyes fill with an eerie green glow and lock onto Evil Lucky.
"Who are YOU? Are you my MASTER? If you are, then please state your NAME. If not, then any attempt to move shall be met with immediate use of deadly FORCE."(Annie luk: -5-3)
Annie's waiver becomes an unbelievably huge bone machete, with an ornately flower-patterned blade over thirty feet long. It'll be one hell of a weapon, if she ever manages to pick it up.
(B0B luk: -1-6)
B0B's waiver becomes an ornate tobacco pipe made from an otherworldly purplish material. Brain shaped shaped puffs of red and blue smoke issue from the end, and they seem to warp reality slightly as they move through the air.
(Charlie luk: 3)
Charlie's waiver becomes a good old fashioned kitchen knife. Good for making sandwiches, and stabbing sand-witches.
(Jim luk: -4-6)
Jim's waiver becomes a small clay statue of a cyclops sitting in a meditative pose. The eye blinks twice and swivels about, but the statue as a whole seems to be largely inanimate.
(Scyrothe luk: 4+2) The funny thing is, you actually rolled an item that makes you an automaton.
Scyrothe's waiver becomes a strange looking metal gun, which immediately latches onto his arm and integrates with it, coming to life with a burst of smoke and bluish light.
(Zardak luk: 5)
Zardak's waiver becomes a long iron pike with a crimson banner of a fierce looking bear hanging off of it. As he picks the weapon up, a new and wild strength flows through him, making his muscles swell with raw power.
(Alena luk: 1+3)
Alena's waiver becomes a black onyx scarab beetle brooch, with a single emerald embedded in its abdomen.
(Rambo luk: 2)
Rambo's waiver becomes a long whip made from tanned leather. It's not gonna be easy to kill someone with it, but hey, it worked for Indiana Jones.
(Cello Guy luk: 3+3)
Cello Guy's waiver becomes a long staff covered in purple runes, and he feels strangely mighty as he picks it up.
(ALGEM luk: 2+1)
ALGEM's waiver becomes a plain looking six shot revolver, with several speedloader cartridges.
(Red Zion luk: 5-3) You said positive luck with your negative modifier, and I kinda wondered what you were doing, but then I realized that having your luck modifier match your roll is too mainstream.
Red Zion's waiver becomes a syringe filled with a clear liquid. It looks like it'll be dangerous, but there's only enough in there for a single injection.
And I'm not gonna be posting statuses or maps anymore. There are just too many people, and the map is just too large. I checked, and it's actually slightly larger than the state of North Dakota. Yeah, I overdid it just a bit here...