"Considering that up to this point I have never failed as much as that attack, I think it would be best to kill you before something else happens."
Scythe Grubson in the face, also release the rat on his bawls because why not. D:
((+6 END, meet +6 STR)) ((Btw, I feel like a pokemon trainer... except with lolis instead of pokemon. lol I'm a Loli trainer who want to become the Loli Master and catch 'em all! Man that sounds kinda wrong lol. Anywho here's to hoping Grubson's death net's me a new loli!))
"Woo! Go Lilia!" Lucky cheers on Lilia after her attack on the slow guy. Lucky realizes Lilia was right about this being better then magic. She's a lot stronger and faster now. Though still doesn't change she's a mutant freak now... it's gonna take Lucky a real long time to get past Lilia's "Legwings".
Have Lilia continue her attack on Grubson. Switch to 'Counter Plan' if anybody attacks me. ((You do know what I'm talking about right? Just wanna be sure so if somebody does attack me, nothing happens.))
Buhwha? Damn I'm hungry.
Eat Lilia, then burp in Badassitude's general direction.
Scratch ass, engage flatulence. Yawn, stretch, and accidentally step on the rat.
(Badassitude dex: 2+1)
(Lilia dex: 4+2)
(Lilia str: 4+6)
(Grubson end: (5+6)/2)
Lilia lands and leans backwards, placing each individual leg of her wings upon Grubson's chest, before trampling him into a bloody pulp. Other than the sheer size of the gore pile, it's almost impossible to tell that it used to be Grubson.
GRUBSON IS DEAD!(Lucky luk: 6+6)
As you marvel at Lilia's work, time around you seems to stand completely still, and a hole in reality opens up in front of you. You swear you can hear a string orchestra on the other side of it, but before you can take a closer look, a long black cape floats out of it and onto your shoulders. You examine this new garment, and find it to be covered in elaborate gold trim, forming images of clocks, crosses, and countless other symbols that you don't even know how to begin describing. You look at the battlefield frozen around you, and feel a sudden rush of power as the portal closes and time begins to flow again. This is gonna be good.
( Lol, me and Min Max are dodging like ninjas in the matrix. )
"Give me everything you have Min Max, hold nothing back!"
Leap over the dead ant and Min Max, then deliver a gold knuckled punch to his head from behind..
((We would make a kickass team if we weren't so busy killing each other right now. 
))
"You have great skill. In fact, I am honoured to have been able to verse someone as skilled as you. But you know as well as I do, we must resolve this battle as quickly as possible. I have enjoyed fighting with you, but this ends now"
Finish him with a spinning hammer blow!
(Rock dex: 1+5)
(Minmax dex: 6+6)
(Minmax dex: 4+6)
(Rock dex: 2+5)
(Minmax str: 5+6)
(Rock end: 3+5)
The two great warriors bow to each other before making one final charge, weapons ready. As they pass each other, The Rock's weapon suddenly vanishes from his hand, and his brief moment of confusion allows Minmix time to strike. The great spiked hammer crashes into The Rock like a bus, sending the wrestler flying several yards backwards before rolling and collapsing in a heap, his entire torso smashed beyond recognition.
THE ROCK IS DEAD!(Minmax luk: 2+6)
As Minmax honors his fallen foe through the time-honored ceremony of teabagging the corpse, he is suddenly thrown backwards as a gargantuan gun made of flesh and metal bursts forth from the body. The living weapon slithers forwards on a thick iron chain, which lashes out at Minmax before he can respond, burrowing deep into his back.He feels the weapon fuse with him, and he finds that he can control it, making the chain move about to aim it.
Kordos calls out to Vodka. "Ma'am, I just want to let you know I mean no ill will toward you for changing my tentacled monster into a cannon. I would appreciate if you could try to turn him back or at least into a smaller gun, but I'm not making any demands. Meanwhile, I'm be off in search of a more portable means of defense."
Kordos then heads off in a direction that doesn't approach Vodka Watermelon in search of either sticks that could be make into spears or rocks that could be thrown to do a lot of damage.
(Kordos luk: 5+3)
You run the hell away from Vodka, and manage to find a long spear-shaped branch. It's about as good a weapon as you'll get around here, without someone dying for it.
Kordos calls out to Vodka. "Ma'am, I just want to let you know I mean no ill will toward you for changing my tentacled monster into a cannon. I would appreciate if you could try to turn him back or at least into a smaller gun, but I'm not making any demands. Meanwhile, I'm be off in search of a more portable means of defense."
Kordos then heads off in a direction that doesn't approach Vodka Watermelon in search of either sticks that could be make into spears or rocks that could be thrown to do a lot of damage.
Whoops.
"Ah, but... I don't exactly know if I can... thank you for being understanding, though... I'll see what I can do...
Focus one eye on the gun, think "smaller" and laser it.
(Vodka affinity: 2+1)
You focus one of your eyes on the gun and fire a beam of slivery light at it, but it doesn't have any effect. Apparently you can only turn things into steel, not change things that are already made of steel.
BLODGREEN AND SHADOW BOTH SPAWN BEHIND THE BOULDER!(Blodgreen luk: 2+3)
As you appear, your waver twists itself into a simple yet stylish bow, complete with a set of arrows with glowing orange tips made of a strange metal.
(Shadow luk: 4+2)
Your waiver quickly molds itself into a wicked looking SMG. It's jet black except for a bright yellow nuclear symbol on the side, and doesn't appear to use ammo. When you pick it up, you feel your body begin to change, the shadow that you are already made of becoming more ethereal, and you feel as if you could sink into the ground.
MAP:Sir Badassitude(yellow):Fan-scythe. Legs sprouting from shoulders, angry rat stuck to hand
Vodka(orange):Steel eye-armor. Strong
Min Max(red):Smelly hammer, living gun. Body made of lucky wood, living gun attached to iron chain sprouting from back.
Lucky(pink):Legwing Lilia, anti-magic hat, endless sorcerer magic cloak. Missing right eye. Magical, badass, lucky, and very strong
Henry(blue):Mittensh
G.C.(purple):Wooden spear
Shadow(black):Nuclear SMG
Blodgreen(white):Peculiar metal bow
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