SO SUDDENLY I DECIDED THAT WHILE ASLEEP THAT THERE IS A GREATER MEANING IN LIFE SO I DECIDED TO JOIN YOU PEOPLES. Follow Arthur and Archuk.
Edit: Lol sorry I attacked you guys, I thought I would get some easy kills early on but now with all the crap on the southern end of the map I wouldn't survive by myself, so I thought the most reasonable choice would be to join you guys. Also now I have to make an awesome eyepatch. D:
avoid moretti, retaliate if attacked
i dont see why not... its only a bb gun
I think i made a mistake giving away those panties... super fast hyper dextrous bodybuilding freddy kruger could be extremely powerful.
Oh well...
"Cool."
Grab the chainsaw.
"Can we trust this guy with a weapon? Specifically, the BB gun."
Poke Sir Whatshisname with the BB gun. If that fails to wake him up, shoot him somewhere it won't harm him. Once he awakes, give him the BB gun.
Arthur picks up the chainsaw in his scrawny wounded arms, and gives the BB gun to his slow, half-blind teammate. Because having a weapon suited for your strengths and weaknesses was so last turn.
Walk to the trees.
You walk over to the trees, paying no attention to the thirty-foot tall bowman standing there.
Find some cover, then throw knives at any attackers.
You run inside of the tower and ready your knives, but everybody seems a bit too preoccupied to attack you.
Seeing that he was not the one to kill Spatulus, Rakzad notices Systar. "It looks like we have some competition."
He turns to Alina and points at the chair. "There's some treasure over there, if you want it; though I'll probably be able to get you something better once I kill that asshole over there," he says, turning back and pointing at Systar. "Regardless, you can have the kid test it out for you, if you want, while I go about the business of enforcing our treasure-taking monopoly."
Rakzad takes a shot at Systar.
"I think we can handle that Moretti guy together, I-I guess..."
Run and sneak behind a tree to watch what Systar does. Tell my snake to go and bite him, too.
That would be pretty epic.
"Nice hit, Moretti! Hey, if this chair flies, we can get all sorts of people!
Sit on my new throne and see how to work it. Anyone who approaches or attacks gets Moretti thrown at them.
(Rakzad dexterity roll: 2+1)
(Alina/Snake dexterity roll: 2)
(Systar dexterity roll: 2+1)
As Rakzad fires an arrow from his bow, Systar hurls Moretti and leaps into the chair, suddenly becoming a ten-foot wide puddle of darkness on the ground.
(Rakzad dexterity roll for attack: 3+1)
(Systar dexterity roll for defense: 1+1)
(Systar affinity roll: 6) Affinity was rolled because of the shadow pool
(Systar dexterity roll for attack: 2+1)
(Rakzad dexterity roll for defense: 5+1-1) You can't be thirty feet tall without a few repercussions
(Moretti dexterity roll: 4+1)
Systar finds that he can still move in this strange new form, but he figures this out just at the arrow strikes the pool of darkness. Systar feels the arrow tugging him back to his physical form, and he rematerializes, standing about a foot away from where the enormous projectile struck the ground. He looks up to see Moretti flying wide over Rakzad's head. The black star fires a volley of its new metal spines at the giant's face, but they only manage to graze his hair as they whiz harmlessly by and embed themselves into a nearby tree. Systar raises a hand to catch Moretti and almost regrets it a moment later, when he hears him say:
"You idiot, I can't kill them if you don't throw me close enough to grab them! If it weren't for this contract..." His complaints are interrupted by Alisa's snake, which lunges at Systar.
(Snake dexterity: 2)
(Systar dexterity: 5+1)
(Moretti affinity: 3+1)
(Snake endurance: 6)
Systar whirls out of the way and swings Moretti at the serpent like a sword. The demonic weapon fires a black tendril of gas down the creature's throat, but the snake seems unphased and prepares to lunge again.
MAPArthur(yellow):Electric chainsaw, panties wrapped around right hand. Left arm horribly mangled. Butter knife in pocket
Billy(orange):Throwing butter knives
John(red):Icy hatchet
SIR BADASSITUDE(pink):BB gun, One eye missing
Rakzad(lime green):Black bow, giant iron ring. Thirty feet tall
Alina(purple):Copperhead
Archuck(black):Fluid-covered steel claws
Systar(white):Moretti. Standing by an office chair without a shadow.
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