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BransonBerry

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Armok sucks
« on: January 13, 2013, 08:49:35 pm »
Ive been readin on the forums about him, and he sounds like a total douche, my dwarves could beat the hell out of him with a wooden stick!!
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Furtuka

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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2013, 08:51:32 pm »
...my response to this depends on whether you mean the god or the forum member.
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BransonBerry

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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2013, 08:55:12 pm »
the god, duh! He couldnt even withstand being stabbed by my dwarfs shlong
« Last Edit: January 13, 2013, 08:57:03 pm by BransonBerry »
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Furtuka

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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2013, 08:57:59 pm »
You do realize it's a common theory that Armok is the player right? :P
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2013, 08:59:10 pm »
Don't stab youself with your own dick.
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2013, 09:12:59 pm »
That would be quite a feat, however.
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2013, 09:29:11 pm »
Obvious Troll is obvious. :) But still funny.

I applaude your well thought out attempt to arose the anger of this forum, BransonBerry. Truly, it is a masterpiece of cunningly designed rhetoric and well composed arguments, designed to lead inevitably to utter, inchoate rage in all readers.
But frankly, your grammar, sadly lacking grasp of metaphor, and inability to interact in a social situation without leading with, "So, dicks.", have left much to be desired.
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2013, 09:54:04 pm »
what does spelling have to do with anything, and how do you know that using "so,dicks" is bad?  you sound like a douche yourself
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You wake up in (suddenly) your room not somewhere Armok knows where. Travels in deserts and goblin forests turned up to be a dreams borned by procreation of your autistic imagination.

Hanslanda

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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2013, 10:09:58 pm »
Quote from: CaptainLambcake on January 13, 2013, 09:54:04 pm
what does spelling have to do with anything, and how do you know that using "so,dicks" is bad?  you sound like a douche yourself


Spelling is not grammar. Grammar is putting together your sentences properly, in a way that aligns with the grammatical rules of the English language. It also makes you look like you have an IQ over 75. Or that you have the time and consideration to make your sentences look good. And using "So, dicks." isn't always bad, but LEADING out the gate with it is a pretty poor choice, as it also makes you look like you're not very intelligent.
And it is entirely possible that I am a douche. Very likely, in fact. But consider this, instead of lambasting you and calling you an idiot, I'm trying to be helpful and explain why grammar is good, and why our good Original Poster might consider coming up with something else to lead with than 'Dicks'.
Any which way you cut it though, I'm done now. :) I hope you learned something or at least came away from this with something other than, "Man, what a douche."
Even if it was, "Man, what a helpful douche."

Welcome to Bay12, OP. I hope your visit is a little more memorable than a small notation in the Moderation Log.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2013, 10:17:55 pm »
man what a helpful douche
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2013, 10:21:06 pm »
Regardless of his grammar, why does OP think his dwarves are stronger than Armok? Armok doesn't exist!
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2013, 10:26:27 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on January 13, 2013, 10:21:06 pm
Regardless of his grammar, why does OP think his dwarves are stronger than Armok? Armok doesn't exist!

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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2013, 10:30:11 pm »
I take it that was just fodder to start the grand theological debate then?
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2013, 10:38:52 pm »
The real genius behind trolling is, outing the people who believe they can make a judgement about someone's entire life and personality, just based on one negative interaction.
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Mishrak

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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2013, 10:43:46 pm »
What if we designed a magma shotgun that would fire into the real world at ourselves (Armok)?  Surely some creative modding would make this possible.
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