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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2013, 10:49:13 pm »

Regardless of his grammar, why does OP think his dwarves are stronger than Armok? Armok doesn't exist!
HOW DARE YOU UTTER SUCH BLASPHEMY! READY THE KITTEN CANNON!
He doesn't exist in-game.
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2013, 10:52:37 pm »

That is kind of odd isn't it?  There are random dieties that are usually either made up or demons lying, but nobody can worship Armok!  Uh... can they?
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2013, 11:10:45 pm »

WINNING AT TEH INTERNETS FLOWCHART:

> TROLLING?!
>> POST LONG ANGRY REPLY.
>>> YOU WIN
>> POST NOTHING.
>>> YOU LOSE (TROLL KILLS YOU)
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2013, 12:41:46 am »

WINNING AT TEH INTERNETS FLOWCHART:

> TROLLING?!
>> POST LONG ANGRY REPLY.
>>> YOU WIN
>> POST NOTHING.
>>> YOU LOSE (TROLL KILLS YOU)
>>CO-OP THREAD
>>>PROFIT?!?!?!
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2013, 01:10:45 am »

WINNING AT TEH INTERNETS FLOWCHART:

> TROLLING?!
>> POST LONG ANGRY REPLY.
>>> YOU WIN
>> POST NOTHING.
>>> YOU LOSE (TROLL KILLS YOU)
>>CO-OP THREAD
>>> ???
>
>>>PROFIT?!?!?!
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2013, 10:30:32 am »

WINNING AT TEH INTERNETS FLOWCHART:

> TROLLING?!
>> POST LONG ANGRY REPLY.
>>> YOU WIN
>> POST NOTHING.
>>> YOU LOSE (TROLL KILLS YOU)
10/10
Would be trolled again

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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2013, 10:42:46 am »

If Armok doesn't exist how is Arm_ok?
Checkmate, atheists.
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2013, 12:03:49 pm »

Oh, so you admit you're checking me out AND that you want to mate?
« Last Edit: January 14, 2013, 01:04:14 pm by Nonsequitorian »
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2013, 12:25:22 pm »

trolling->dietys->religion->atheists->sex->
......so which one ends up being the shadow troll mate?
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2013, 12:54:02 pm »

And so it began.
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2013, 03:25:54 pm »

This is why I love you guys.

Also. Armok is embodied in every cheesemaker and fisherdwarf in your fort.

There's a reason you put them in your military.

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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2013, 05:55:35 pm »

Guys, guys, Armok is everywhere. He is in your dwarves, he is in your game, he is in your base; f**kin' it up. All your base are belong to Armok.
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2013, 06:12:43 pm »

we must counteract bad influence on these forums. The unbeliefers are grouping together against armok in jealousy over the unquestionable ethically decisions we let him do for us in our daily lifes. We must show them the way, or armok will not be pleased!
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2013, 07:27:45 pm »

we must counteract bad influence on these forums. The unbeliefers are grouping together against armok in jealousy over the unquestionable ethically decisions we let him do for us in our daily lifes. We must show them the way, or armok will not be pleased!
I hearby ethicate the foundatiabation of a Blood Inquisition to findificate and destroyify the unbelibers of Armok and the underclassifed who have gone get good education.
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Re: Armok sucks
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2013, 07:34:53 pm »

Hitler.


(had to be done)
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