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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2013, 02:56:36 pm »
Ask her where her work is, eat phone, go to her work, EAT her.
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2013, 02:58:03 pm »
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EAT her
I not going to say anything.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2013, 03:00:25 pm »
>CONTINUE EATING. YOU ARE THE DEVOURER, AND YOU ARE EVER HUNGRY.
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2013, 03:02:35 pm »
PUNCH THE HOUSE!
Walk out of the flaming wreckage without looking back.
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2013, 03:04:43 pm »
You pick it up "Hun i forgot my lunch would you please come with it?" she asks, without saying anything like hi. You say yeah, because no would mean a certain doom to your ears, oh the perils of a ginger girlfriend. You then hang up awkwardly and swallow your phone. It tasted like the smell of butt, and beer. You also punch the house and notice /'s with a blue background flying everywhere and 4's in different grades of red and yellow forming everywhere.

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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2013, 03:08:17 pm »
Get lunch, eat only the tomato from the sandwich to annoy her.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2013, 03:08:53 pm »
>BRING LUNCH TO GIRLFRIEND. EAT GIRLFRIEND. EAT LUNCH. NONE SHALL OPPOSE THE DEVOURER.
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« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2013, 03:10:05 pm »
Quote from: rabidgam3r on January 13, 2013, 03:08:53 pm
>BRING LUNCH TO GIRLFRIEND. EAT OUT GIRLFRIEND. EAT LUNCH. NONE SHALL OPPOSE THE DEVOURER.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2013, 03:11:50 pm »
Be distracting to people at lunch.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2013, 03:15:11 pm »
I imagine eating out the girlfriend to manage that.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2013, 03:17:45 pm »
Punch the street.
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2013, 03:29:15 pm »
You get the lunch from your now ruined house and drive to your girlfriends work Generic Corporation Name Here PR department. You give her the lunch. You stand in front of her and watch her eat the lunch. She asks "well dont you have work too? Why are you staring at me?" she gives you the truth stare. "to eat you" flies out of your mouth. Her green eyes.. God damnit her green eyes. She look at you, smiles naughty.
*snap*
30 so minutes fast forwarded.. You are in your car at the parking lot. You have a bad taste in your mouth. Needless to say, you told her to eat more pineapple for next time.

What now?

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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2013, 03:30:46 pm »
>EAT CAR, EAT GIRLFRIEND FOR REAL THIS TIME.
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2013, 03:32:48 pm »
>go to the park.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2013, 03:35:46 pm »
Go to the park and chase ducks.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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