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Author Topic: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread  (Read 3993 times)

DrPoo

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You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« on: January 13, 2013, 02:32:58 pm »
You wake up in your bed. Been having nightmares about abusive raptor parents and Satan starting a black metal band.. Oh and you feel like eating your curtains.

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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2013, 02:33:42 pm »
EAT DIRT
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading you are a thread
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2013, 02:34:56 pm »
>Be railroaded
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2013, 02:35:48 pm »
But docter! There is no dirt! You are in a bedroom!
I also notice a distinct lack of railroads in this bedroom
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2013, 02:36:09 pm »
>Like trains
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2013, 02:36:12 pm »
Get your free railroading and open a train station.
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2013, 02:36:55 pm »
>Eat all your limbs

Don't give into the pain when you run out of blood either, pain is for wimps
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2013, 02:37:22 pm »
>EAT FLOOR
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2013, 02:39:08 pm »
You take a big munch of the carpet. It tastes like wet dog hairs and your girlfriends funtime juices.. Oh and feet.

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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2013, 02:40:18 pm »
>EAT SELF
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2013, 02:40:44 pm »
Quote from: rabidgam3r on January 13, 2013, 02:40:18 pm
>EAT SELF
Quote from: javierpwn on January 13, 2013, 02:36:55 pm
>Eat all your limbs

Don't give into the pain when you run out of blood either, pain is for wimps
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2013, 02:41:57 pm »
>find girlfriend.
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2013, 02:48:46 pm »
You look around the house for you girlfriend. Nowhere to be found.
Oh wait.. Shes proably at work. Well.. Fuck.
You also attempt to eat yourself but you got distracted by an article about birdhouses.
Now your phone is vibrating.

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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2013, 02:50:32 pm »
>EAT PHONE
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Re: You are a totally ordinary person in a railroading free you are a thread
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2013, 02:52:41 pm »
You pick up your phone.. Its your girlfriend.

Continue relentless devouring of apple products or..
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