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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.1) The Queen! Corpses needed and loved <3  (Read 18843 times)

scriver

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Including his own allies, because why not. [/joke]

Joke? I think not.

Wrex GOES BERSERK.
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Love, scriver~

Haspen

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12 hours wait for miauw and wwolin starts right now :V

You know what happens after.
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12 hours wait for miauw and wwolin starts right now :V

You know what happens after.

They die horrible deaths for standing around doing nothing? I vote for that.
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12 hours wait for miauw and wwolin starts right now :V

You know what happens after.
If on opposing teams, EPIC BACKGROUND DANCEOFF.

If on same team, merge with random third player to create triple-headed ogre.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

miauw62

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Haspen

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//Apologies for lateness :v Exams and such on the schedule.

The area slowly turns redder than the carpet in the middle of the corridor.

Kaffehausen von Scriver lifts his morning star and swings at Gragrar Jynson's head - with a loud crack, the helmet is bashed into the skull, just like skull is bashed into the brain. Gory matter bursts out from openings in the helmet as lifeless Gragrar collapses to the floor.

Seeing that his fellow commander dropped dead, Axe the Zombie Prez raised his shield and took a defensive stance, not even interested in sharing fate with Gragrar Jynson.

Stabbitystab von Overyunther then moved in front of his commander to protect him from harm and possible avengers of Gragrar.

Tarakai, in the meanwhile, leaped toward one of the newly arrived rebels. His mace swished against Mr.Blast, who only barely evaded the blows, until said mace hit his stomach. He staggered backwards, feeling a bit dizzy, barely restraining himself from regurgirating the lovely bread and chicken he had for breakfast.

After that, Gloria Helmec I went against Perry Mason, yet again trying to kill the resilient and stubborn (mostly stubborn) rebel fighter. Alas, Lady Fortune was again against her, as she couldn't pierce Perry's defenses, herself barely avoiding his counterattacks.

Next, Perry Govier goes into offensive against wounded Kaffehausen - only to find Stabbitystab on his way. With a snort, the axeman swung from below, completely catching the halberdier unprepared. The slam of the heavy blade against his chest quickly ended Stabbitystab von Overyunther's life.

Somewhere in the background, Cristobal Hunt shows the nearby column some sick dance moves.

Back to battle with us; Shon Norg did notice the amount of bloodshed that was occuring around him, and wisely he have choosen to defend himself. Why it was wisely? Because few seconds later Mr.Blast rushed at him, trying to kill his opponent. Alas, Shon Norg skillfully used his shield to defend himself from Mr.Blast's spear, the pointy tip always stabbing at the air, not Shon's body.

And then it happened; Maceter McMacemace swung his morning star from other direction. The force of the attack killed Shon Norg instantly; the neck snapped like a twig and the axe-wielder's head almost turned perfectly around.

Corpses, corpses, they continue to pile on~


Both Side A and B are at slight disadvantage!

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« Last Edit: January 22, 2013, 11:14:59 am by Haspen »
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Kaffehausen focuses his last strengths to make one last kill in the name of the Queen before he falls!

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miauw62

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Did I seriously get killed in the first turn two times?

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Haspen

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Nah, this time you survived two turns :v

Which is average in this game.
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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

superBlast

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"Ugh stupid maces... or actually stupid spear... why'd I even pick up a spear!?"

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MonkeyHead

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Perry could feel the blood lust descending - his father told him of this many times before he fell in the last great war... all foes would fall at his feet!

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Name: Brenach
Side: B
Skill: Two Handed Mastery
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Haspen

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So basically we're waiting for:

scriver
tomio175
kaian-a-coel
IronyOwl
MonkeyHead
Wwolin
superBlast
Wrex <- post for him nao

I will be available tomorrow's evening anyway, so take your time, peeps.
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