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zombie urist

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Re: Crime
« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2013, 09:51:51 pm »

Arrange it so it looks like he killed himself with his shotgun.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2013, 09:52:03 pm »

Hide body in back room, check how many guns are there.  Disable cameras and wipe any information.  Don't leave prints. 
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Re: Crime
« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2013, 09:52:34 pm »

Hide body in back room, check how many guns are there.  Disable cameras and wipe any information.  Don't leave prints. 
Then man the counter.
It's MY pawn shop now!
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Re: Crime
« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2013, 09:52:59 pm »

Hide body in back room, check how many guns are there.  Disable cameras and wipe any information.  Don't leave prints. 
Oh, and locate some ear protection for next time. Damn, I'd forgotten about that. (Firearms are still pretty loud even with proper muffs...)
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Re: Crime
« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2013, 09:53:41 pm »

Manning the shop won't work.  Customers would not recognize us, we don't actually have any license or identification.  We hit the guns, then we run, lay low.  Maybe in the wilderness.  Or the sewers.  Then we plot our takeover of the city. 
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Re: Crime
« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2013, 09:54:01 pm »

Hide body in back room, check how many guns are there.  Disable cameras and wipe any information.  Don't leave prints. 
Oh, and locate some ear protection for next time. Damn, I'd forgotten about that. (Firearms are still pretty loud even with proper muffs...)

That won't work.  Customers would not recognize us, we don't actually have any license or identification.  We hit the guns, then we run, lay low.  Maybe in the wilderness.  Or the sewers.  Then we plot our takeover of the city. 


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Re: Crime
« Reply #66 on: January 09, 2013, 09:54:55 pm »

Hide body in back room, check how many guns are there.  Disable cameras and wipe any information.  Don't leave prints. 
Oh, and locate some ear protection for next time. Damn, I'd forgotten about that. (Firearms are still pretty loud even with proper muffs...)

That won't work.  Customers would not recognize us, we don't actually have any license or identification.  We hit the guns, then we run, lay low.  Maybe in the wilderness.  Or the sewers.  Then we plot our takeover of the city. 


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Fine...
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Re: Crime
« Reply #67 on: January 09, 2013, 09:57:05 pm »

You hop behind the counter and drag the body into the back room. Inside is a computer. You quickly disable the cameras using your shirt as a glove, as well as deleting the files from the last couple hours. There's a double barreled shotgun under the counter. You man the counter. You scrub up, but just as you finish sirens sound in the distance. You check the clock. It's been 5 minutes since you fired your gun, someone probably heard it and called the police. You don't have much time, want to grab anything?


Name: Adrian Funk
Location: Apartment.
Inventory:
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12 Gauge Shotgun [5/19]
$1326.88
Housing:
Crappy Apartment
-$2500
Contacts:
Gun Shop Owner
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Re: Crime
« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2013, 09:57:57 pm »

Just the other shotgun.  Now, BOLT!

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Re: Crime
« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2013, 09:58:03 pm »

Any money, the gun, and anything that wouldn't be missed.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2013, 09:58:36 pm »

Any money, the gun, and anything that wouldn't be missed.


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Re: Crime
« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2013, 09:58:52 pm »

Also, put on the hockey mask if there are already cops outside.  No need to let anyone see our face. 
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zombie urist

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Re: Crime
« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2013, 10:01:52 pm »

Make mental note to find guy that called cops.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2013, 10:02:47 pm »

You punch the cash register open button and grab the cash. Snagging the shotgun from under the counter, as well as a few gold coins and a diamond necklace. Slipping on your hockey mask, you bolt out the door. You find an alley, and manage to make it back to your apartment without being seen. At least, you don't think you where. You count your cash.
You got 249.53 from the register, not bad.

Name: Adrian Funk
Location: Apartment.
Inventory:
Normal clothes
Hockey Mask
Knife
12 Gauge Pump [5/19]
12 Gauge Double Barrel [2/19]
$1576.41
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Crappy Apartment
-$2500
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Gun Shop Owner
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Hanslanda

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Re: Crime
« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2013, 10:04:13 pm »

I hesitate to recommend selling the Double Barrel to the gun store owner. Instead, let's go find a new pawn store owner to sell this shit to.
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