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Scelly9

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Crime
« on: January 09, 2013, 08:07:20 pm »
Crime doesn't pay. Or at least that's what everyone used to tell you. Now, a month after starting your new found career, you've learned that crime pays very, very well. The benefits are shit, though.

You've already made five thousand, and you're on your way to making a lot more. How exactly did you make this money?

(Examples: Money Laundering, Several Petty Robberies, A Big Job, Credit Card Fraud, Scamming)
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NRDL

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Re: Crime
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 08:08:06 pm »
Several petty robberies
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Re: Crime
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2013, 08:09:19 pm »
Masterful pickpocketing skillz
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Re: Crime
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2013, 08:10:42 pm »
Stealing old ladies' purses.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2013, 08:12:26 pm »
You've already hit several houses, and managed to grab a few purses. You're pretty good at pickpocketing, too. You don't have a police record, but if you did, what would be on it?

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Re: Crime
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2013, 08:12:59 pm »
Adrian Funk

Age: 32

Male
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Re: Crime
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2013, 08:13:11 pm »
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Re: Crime
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2013, 08:14:33 pm »
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Re: Crime
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2013, 08:16:35 pm »
Quote from: NRDL on January 09, 2013, 08:12:59 pm
Adrian Funk

Age: 32

Male
Police Record:
Asshole
Pinched an officer's ass for no reason
Sociopath
Break and enter
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Re: Crime
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2013, 08:16:44 pm »
So, your name is Adrian, you live in a crappy apartment, and you're a criminal. It's time to step up your game, what do you do?

Name: Adrian Funk
Inventory:
Normal clothes
$50
Housing:
Crappy Apartment
-$5000
Contacts:
Pawn Broker
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Re: Crime
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2013, 08:18:02 pm »
Kill the pawn broker and take over his job.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2013, 08:18:51 pm »
Pick up your axe, fashion an axe-carrying mechanism to hide it under your clothes, then kill teh pawn broker.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2013, 08:20:33 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 09, 2013, 08:18:02 pm
Kill the pawn broker and take over his job.
You remember he has a shotgun under his counter, and you don't have any weaponry at all.

Quote from: zombie urist on January 09, 2013, 08:18:51 pm
Pick up your axe, fashion an axe-carrying mechanism to hide it under your clothes, then kill teh pawn broker.
You don't have an axe.


Name: Adrian Funk
Location: Apartment.
Inventory:
Normal clothes
$50
Housing:
Crappy Apartment
-$5000
Contacts:
Pawn Broker
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Re: Crime
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2013, 08:22:31 pm »
Go to pawnshop.
Buy shotgun from pawn broker.
Shoot him in the face.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2013, 08:22:55 pm »
Kill him with his own showgun.

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