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[Amperzand]

DIE IN THE NAME OF !!SCIENCE!!, DWARVEN SONSABITCHES!

...Cough...Hack... Heh... Sorry, don't know what came over me.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Hey, can someone relink me to the most recent save? I want to try to resuscitate it for fun. Also, I forgot last post to announce:

The Malignancy Returns.

[Amperzand]

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10214

Here ya go.

[CaptainMcClellan]

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10214

Here ya go.

Woo! Thanks! * borrows the school's computer lab to play it. *

[TheFlame52]

In the meantime, have the Murdermachines section of my sig.

Spoiler: Murdermachines (click to show/hide)

Naw, really, place is a godforsaken mess to the point that not only have daemons of madness infiltrated the place, we're on a first-name basis with them. Not a one of us really knows what's going on; the surface of the fort is littered with a king's ransom in discarded loot and garbage that's better guarded than an emperor's vault by the fact that anything going outside the walls is summarily eaten by the spawn of the void itself. The greatest minds of a generation have bent themselves to building such projects as an arena for the ultimate battle between Hell and Nonexistence Itself, then left them untended to brew rum. The walls of the fort are tainted things that ooze mighty monsters like poisonous blood. Our only hope lies in the living avatar of destruction, who occasionally hooks up with the ghosts of our fallen and leaves ruin and desecration in his wake. We are men who build entire self-sustaining perpetual-motion generators out of wood and rock to power single millstones. We are men who design monstrosities to paradrop waterfowl into the pits of doom.

So, what I'm saying is, you'll fit right in. Go for it, sparky.

There are always spots in the turn order.

Some of them are blood, some of them are vomit, some of them are gecko sauce.

Ah, the beautiful horror that is Murdermachines. I missed so much, yet so little has changed.

Blood, Sweat, and Maniacal Cackling. With a side order of Eldritch Abomination.

...Did the maddest human on this thread just offer me psychiatric advice?

Not complaining; I'm quite thankful; but still...

They had a look at our fortress and they decided they'd rather kill themselves.

Engravings of voidspawn killing dwarves.

For a second there I thought you meant that the engravings had killed dwarves. On the positive side, I wasn't really surprised at the idea.

Game crashed... Will try again tomorrow '^^

The fort rejects thee. But you must take the fort by the balls and force it to call you master.

I WILL MAKE THIS FORT MY BITCH

The pimp hand is strong with this one.

Now now, no mouthing off against the eldritch abomination. It's "You shut your mouth, sir."

Why do we have the ghost of a dwarven child? What is wrong with this place?

Welcome to the Murdermachines. Please leave your sanity at the door.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Launching the save for the first time, to see what happens. ( Using DFHack and the LNP at "Above Average" CPU priority, but this isn't the technology lab, it's the library, so my expectations are not high. )

Also that moment when you know you're back in the Bay12 mindset:
I went to type "Scroll" in the Flight Rising Auction House search and subconsciously typed "Axe" instead. I laughed when I saw it, but I didn't think to take a screencap before I corrected it and went on with my business.

[CaptainMcClellan]

{in the voice of Lou Kim from South Park.} Welcome to Murdermachines, Can I take your order prease?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[CaptainMcClellan]

Spoiler: Oh hey look! It's that thing I made! (click to show/hide)

[TheSaberTooth]

Spoiler: Oh hey look! It's that thing I made! (click to show/hide)

Ohh, it was you who made that.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Spoiler: Oh hey look! It's that thing I made! (click to show/hide)

Ohh, it was you who made that.

Yeah? I thought everybody knew.

[TheSaberTooth]

Yeah? I thought everybody knew.

I didn't doe.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Yeah? I thought everybody knew.

I didn't doe.

Sorry. Yeah, I made that.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Hey guys, exactly what was wrong with MurderMachines? It seems to be going fine...

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Lack of FPS. We decided to end it by invading hell...again.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Lack of FPS. We decided to end it by invading hell...again.

What are your beefiest specs so that I know what I'll need.