I'm on my eighth attempt to try and date my ex-girlfriend. Does that count?
And I thought I was mad.
There's mad, and there's there's complete, utter, batshit insanity.
We at Murdermachines require the latter.
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Murdermachines has a proper army.
oh hell! its the end of days!!! KILL THEM WITH FIRE QUICK!!!....Congrats on getting the
meatsheild of heresy army up and running...
but seriously how good are they? and who joined it? finally i want a turn somtime soon, maybe in the next installment...not good enough at getting fortresses off the ground...as in not died a horrific death yet!!! been capturing every mega-beast and demi-megabeast in cage traps...for my greta hall of shame of course! plus i figured out how to get magma from a volcano...got a 2 smelters and 3 forges out of it! with minimal danger to my dwarves...
i suck at this insanity thing! (
HE has not been in my computer yet...shame...
even im not crazy enough to try and get back together with an ex-girlfreind...though i am crazy/stuipd enough to read the deathgate series, and pretty much headshoots, that one fort that had all those elephant fearing armok-voidless souls and spearbreakers....and read deathgate itself!!!
now i got a dwarf in murdermachines about maybe 2x nows...wanting a third shot....now i seriously want to try my hand at overseering! Might even get the fort to horrificly die by accident.
good luck with the meatsacks Fristborn...
TeReY...stay out of my computer....i want to see my frist group of elves in my bolcano map die from lava...jnot from random FPS Death!!!What to do as an Overseer:
1)make the elves dead and take everything they have
2)make a massive great-hall filled with copper, silver, and maybe gold.
3)make murdermachines or future installment of the forts continuation rely on either copper or iron bins, wood is for beds only!!!
4)buy every whip and give them to the gaurds of the fort for shits and giggles-mostly from humans and taken from goblins
5)capture shitloads of goblins and dump them into a 3x3 pit with no way out...froget they exist down there and continually send them in for continous shits and giggles.
6)when at least 2-3 pages of goblins are in the hole fill it with water.
watch them drown open up wall containing them...send in the fortress guard with whips to slaughter the rest.-repeat and rinse, for added cruelty find way to dump buckets of magma onto them, bonus if the magma covers boulders dropped off
7)when turn nearly over...vicously dig for caverns or for adamantine...start rebuilding of the fort near said adamantine deposit, also put not for future projects so next overseer can fuck it over in less then one season.
RINSE AND REPEAT! (expect diffrent results each time!)
note: for voidspawn captives dump in a secondary pit...this pit will be for marksdwarves with wooden bolts...or bone, whichever were feeling comfterble with at the moment...when enough are packed in thewre make a tunnel to the circus, let the clowns out...watch the havoc while laughing at the top of the hole...seal tunnel up...WACTH THEM ALL DIE!!!
2nd note:hope were next to a volcano...make floors heated in great hall via a sea of magma...make sure to seal hole to the "heating" floor...especally near the kitchen/butcher/fishing/sill...watch as everyone bitches about the heat ruining everything...laugh ass off privatelyNote 3:....DRAGONS BITCHES!!! *find way to tame several dragons, make a production of murdermahcinbes or future deathgate installment have war dragons for the millitary...send them to the circus...watch them all die!!!...cull the weak and the slow from the dragon flock, those will be fore bones and leather armour/clothes.*
note to self: find ways to torment elves trapped in cages from continous deforestation and capture of eleven caravans...hope elves seige....take elves and send them into own pit...froget they exist for 3 decades...see if they turned into orcs yet....expose to daylight to test this! if not let the magma in
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