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[wlerin]

...the Trade Depot of Doom (so named because the past few overseers had taken to using it to drown every caravan that came through the map and made it to the gates alive).

iirc we were trying to get the humans and elves to siege us. It never happened, though.

[ChaosMaker]

i have a question, if the humans and elves seiged us now...wouldnt that mean we have bodies to throw at the voidspawn and goblins? that would allow us to pick off the survivors and make the ditch of safety death...along with a drawbridge that gas mastercrafted mechanisims i totally look forward to the reclaim, and possibly the final one to, meaning we actually live long then 5 years in murdermachines. give us steel and carp trainning aliong with all sorts of deathy crap. then when our dwarves can take a voidspawn with either only 1 loss per a sqaud, we invade hell and reclaim it again! Then we make the doom bunker...once more...and this time...we take the ausssie guys taste and make the walls around the hellbunker even larger and larger, simply a ringed multie defensive wall. and evenautlly rbring water down into hell to piss em off. and if we ever can, make sunbeerries for dwarven wine. as well as engraving "Deathgates legacy" untill terry decides we had enough fun and screws us over again. promoting another part of the deathgate trillogy.

[ChaosMaker]

(this is a little somthing that happened in my brain while i was watching tim burtons nightmare before christmas, the begiinning song modifidy...i do not own tim burtons nightmare before christmas or dwarf fortress or deathgate series...i am not doing this for profit or any other junk, other then to share my madness with the world on bay12forums.com)

Men and Elves of every age,
wouldnt you like to see somthing strange?

Come to us and you shall see,
this our fortress of murdermachines!

This is deathgate, this is deathgate!
Demons scream in the dead of night!

this is deathgate everyone make a scene,
mine and fight untill everyone dies of fright!
its our fortress! Everyone Scream!
In our fort of Murdermachines!

[mad fool]
I am the one in the hospital,
intrusments ground sharp and walls running red!

[Dravek]
I am the one minning for adamantium!
Picks swinging and demons be screaming!

This is deathgate this is death gate!

death gate,death gate,death gate,death gate!
in this fortress we call home,
Everyone hail to the voids song!

[current overseer]
in this fortress, dont we love it now?
Everyones waiting for the next bit of !FUN! (insert sarcasm)

Round that corner, beheind that dumping heap,
A frogotten beast is waiting to pounce you'll...

[noodles, saint, eoganachta]
Scream! This is death gate!
BLoody, Drunk, and Dwarfy!

[Saint]
Arent you terrified?!?

[feldrain and xarin]
Well, thats just fine!
Say it once say it twice,
Get drunk in the sills!
Vomit in the daylight!

[Blade]
Everybody scream! EVERYBODY SCREAM!

["dead" goblins]
in this damn fortress of deathgate...
*an axe hits the supposedly dead goblins*

[Baltharaaz]
Im the Dwarven Soilder! Here in a Flash and Gone without a trace!

[Migrants-(aka-vessels)]
were the ones who annoy you when you look whos there..
were the ones who die before we can get there!

{Unkown being}
I am the shadow's that run the show, filling every dwarfs mind with terror and despair!!!

This is deathgate this is deathgate!
deathgate, deathgate, deathgate, deathgate!

[chaosmaker]
Tender Metal's everywhere, this fort isnt done without a terrible scare!

[Scailper]
This is our job! And were totally mean!
In this fortress of Mudermachines!

[Puff]
In this fortress! Dont we all love the plump helmats now?
Were all waiting for the next bit of !FUN!

[Everyone but two]
AnimaRytak might cach you in the back and roar like a dragon and skin you alive!
This is Deathgate! Everyone SCREAM!
So why dont you make way for a VERY special god?

Our Man AnimaRytak is king of the Void-Wraiths!
Everyone hail to the Wraith King NOW!

[everyone]
this is death gate, this is death gate,
death gate,death gate,death gate,death gate!

In this Fort, We call home...
Everyone hail to the Voids Song!

{Unkown}
(Insert dark evil and terrible laughter in the black maw of the void)

Okay thats good for now, hope you guys like it...and remember i dont own any of this crap. i just wnated this off my damn head so i can get back to thinking on how to best make a doomsday machine in case my fort nearly dies...maybe flood it with water and then lava? let the steam kill everything...

Good luck all! and Happy Holloween!! (if you celebrate it!)

[Lolfail0009]

Not bad, Chaos.

[ChaosMaker]

thanks...hopefully people will like it..i might do one for thanksgiving (if you celebrate it) and christmas...hehehe....youll be pleasently suprised when i get them out...this wass done in about 10 minutes right on this forum, no planning besides a few muses...

if this manages to get on the front page of murdermachines as a holiday quotes...well...ill be pleasently suprise AnimaRytak actually does that...

other then that happy holloween again, dont let the voidspawn turn you into one of their thrall's/slaves...

i think theres a reason why the thralls fight back aaginst the spawn when their injected with the taint...its the fact they turn beserk in pain and suffering, and its obnly when the overseers and patriachs beat them into submission so that they obey their every order...mostly its of fear that they while suffering the entrenal pain of having the abyss tear at their nervous system as well as repairing it to constantly inflict pain and suffering into their lives. so basicly they turn thralls into animalistic creatures that obey their whims on the abuse they inflict onto their persons....mad fool...i think this bears more scientific experimentation...
(defiently going to be doing medical malpractice with a hammer while he stiches them together me thinks...)

[Sentor]

Bump. I really wanna see this fortress get off the ground again. I couldn't stomach other threads about 10 pages in.

[TheFlame52]

I LEAVE FOR A WEEK AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

[UristMCBarthanesGraves]

Added to the obituary *ahem* dorfinator

Glory to the Voidemprah.

[Gentlefish]

I LEAVE FOR A WEEK AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

And you're surprised?

[ChaosMaker]

this is murdermachines...shit happens every-day....mostly because as human dwarfy overseers we get bored easily and need to find some what to make !FUN! happen.

[wlerin]

Will update tomorrow.

[ChaosMaker]

AWSOME!

lets see if we can reclaim our "haven"...if not then AnimaRytak will have to choose a new location, hopefully in a desolate beach with a moutain nearby...i want to kill some whales and harvest their bones/meat/skins/fat for the good of the fortress!!! (also to see if we can beahc the suckers and hack them to death with spears, axes, hammers, and crossbows...will make our dwarves ultimtae fighters fast!! plus easy glass industry...lots ofprofit to be had! especailly if we decide to make a glass megaproject thats totally useless but awsomely cool!)

[TheFlame52]

I'm not surprised, I'm just sorry I missed it.

[TalonisWolf]

...

Reclaiming this is just stupidly Dwarven to WORK!

...

I am way to optimistic-this is Dwarf Fortress we're talking about.n

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Actually, Dwarf Fortress just means that no matter how badly you screw stuff up, there's always a way of recovering it, as long as you act crazy enough. And of course, the problem wasn't FPS.