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[Lolfail0009]

From the Journal of The Mad Fool Enshalastesh:

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AnimaRytak had decided to wade into battle naked.  An ingenious stratagem, and one which has given me some ideas....

Incidentally, I have sewn him back together, though his beard and hair was quite beyond repair with current methods. I am also thinking about solutions to that problem.

When you can use your dick as a club, your damn right its ingenious.

As a club?
He uses that thing for pole-vaulting.

[Pitchblende]

When you can use your dick as a club, your damn right its ingenious.

As a club?
He uses that thing for pole-vaulting.

I thought he used it for jousting?

[The Mad Fool]

Why is this even a debate?  Obviously he uses it for all three.

[AnimaRytak]

Why is this even a debate?  Obviously he uses it for all three.

This is true.  He also uses it for cattle wrangling.

He doesn't use it as lasso.  He just waves it and the cows bow down out of respect.

[The Mad Fool]

Why is this even a debate?  Obviously he uses it for all three.

This is true.  He also uses it for cattle wrangling.

He doesn't use it as lasso.  He just waves it and the cows bow down out of respect.

Once he waved it at a mare.  Her boyfriend was WAY intimidated.

[AnimaRytak]

Why is this even a debate?  Obviously he uses it for all three.

This is true.  He also uses it for cattle wrangling.

He doesn't use it as lasso.  He just waves it and the cows bow down out of respect.

Once he waved it at a mare.  Her boyfriend was WAY intimidated.

"He had a pocket full of a horses,
Fucked the shit out of bears.
Threw a knife into heaven,
And could kill with a stare."

[ArchAIngel]

Why is this even a debate?  Obviously he uses it for all three.

This is true.  He also uses it for cattle wrangling.

He doesn't use it as lasso.  He just waves it and the cows bow down out of respect.

Once he waved it at a mare.  Her boyfriend was WAY intimidated.

"He had a pocket full of a horses,
Fucked the shit out of bears.
Threw a knife into heaven,
And could kill with a stare."

Where did you get that from?

[The Mad Fool]

Why is this even a debate?  Obviously he uses it for all three.

This is true.  He also uses it for cattle wrangling.

He doesn't use it as lasso.  He just waves it and the cows bow down out of respect.

Once he waved it at a mare.  Her boyfriend was WAY intimidated.

"He had a pocket full of a horses,
Fucked the shit out of bears.
Threw a knife into heaven,
And could kill with a stare."

Where did you get that from?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqhsot3mk7Q

[Teh_Idort]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Terry strikes again in a new fashion, I am now sick. So uh, Feel free to deal me out, I dunno how long I'll be under.

[Lolfail0009]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Terry strikes again in a new fashion, I am now sick. So uh, Feel free to deal me out, I dunno how long I'll be under.

OH GOD I WAS RIGHT HE'S GETTING INTO THE REAL WORLD!

[GentlemanRaptor]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Terry strikes again in a new fashion, I am now sick. So uh, Feel free to deal me out, I dunno how long I'll be under.

OH GOD I WAS RIGHT HE'S GETTING INTO THE REAL WORLD!

Oh, I knew that a long bloody time ago. Fucker trashed my laptop. Then, after I wiped windows and reinstalled, broke my hard drive. He'll get you, eventually.

[Teh_Idort]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Terry strikes again in a new fashion, I am now sick. So uh, Feel free to deal me out, I dunno how long I'll be under.

OH GOD I WAS RIGHT HE'S GETTING INTO THE REAL WORLD!

Oh, I knew that a long bloody time ago. Fucker trashed my laptop. Then, after I wiped windows and reinstalled, broke my hard drive. He'll get you, eventually.

Then he got me twice over, fucked up my back AND crashed my PC I magicked it back into life. GG terry. GG

[The Mad Fool]

TEEEEEERRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[Just Some Guy]

There is a considerable lack of insanity in this fort. It's just your average succession fort so far. Deathgate was far more than that. Deathgate was such a hive of madness and depravity that a demon who tried to take control was horrified by what he saw.

The dwarves of Deathgate built the TWO of greatest perpetual motion machines the world has ever seen, and they only used them to power a single millstone.

One of Deathgate's greatest enemies was a deer whose guts were hanging out of its torso.

Deathgate was finally brought down by a god of madness the dwarves themselves created.

C'mon, guys. Try harder.

[Lolfail0009]

There is a considerable lack of insanity in this fort. It's just your average succession fort so far. Deathgate was far more than that. Deathgate was such a hive of madness and depravity that a demon who tried to take control was horrified by what he saw.

The dwarves of Deathgate built the TWO of greatest perpetual motion machines the world has ever seen, and they only used them to power a single millstone.

One of Deathgate's greatest enemies was a deer whose guts were hanging out of its torso.

Deathgate was finally brought down by a god of madness the dwarves themselves created.

C'mon, guys. Try harder.

THIS