Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[peregarrett]

A speardwarf you say? This could be interesting...

(So that makes swords, darklight blade, flails, scythes, cannons, omnigauntlets and now spears...)

Give him two please. I might arpee a bit later.

EDIT: Her. Give her two spears. Or hax her to be male. Please.

Huh? It it possible to double-wield weapons? If I add both to uniform, won't your dorf start constanly changing them?

[Mr Space Cat]

Dwarves can wield two weapons, yeah. That doesn't meant they'll use both of them regularly in combat, but one could get stuck in a goblin so they'd start hacking with the other, for example.

They might also just hold both spears in one hand and bash baddies with their fist, because eff logic, they're dwarves.

[StLeibowitz]

...I've been dorfed as a she-dwarf again. *sigh* I suppose it doesn't really matter with the life expectancy here, but I'd have liked to have a beard for once. 

[AnimaRytak]

...I've been dorfed as a she-dwarf again. *sigh* I suppose it doesn't really matter with the life expectancy here, but I'd have liked to have a beard for once. 

Denied.

On a side note, damn fine work Peregarett

[Chimpanzee]

...I've been dorfed as a she-dwarf again. *sigh* I suppose it doesn't really matter with the life expectancy here, but I'd have liked to have a beard for once. 

Denied.

Oh no, you must have been hacked by Terry!!

[AnimaRytak]

...I've been dorfed as a she-dwarf again. *sigh* I suppose it doesn't really matter with the life expectancy here, but I'd have liked to have a beard for once. 

Denied.

Oh no, you must have been hacked by Terry!!

He shouldn't feel too bad.  I've been stuck in a femdwarf's body since the beginning.  I wear the evil pope cloak to hide this.

[Yuli Vlasi]

'The pope is a woman?!'
...
'What do you mean it's not the pope?!'

[peregarrett]

14th Granite
So, when everything were settled, I tried to bring more order in this madness.

Miners are digging BLOODY HUGE hall? DON'T. Dig mayor quarters and stairs down to !!MAGMA!!

There are dwarf bodies outside? Bring them into stockpile. Just BODIES! Leave socks alone!

Trap entrance is not trapped enough. Fill it with cage traps!

Everyone now - GO!

Problem of Aslod trading with invisible traders was solved. I played that game a bit - came down speaking with invisible Guild representative, shoke his invisible hand, wished to invisible traders good luck in their travel, showed them the way out. Aslod nodded and went on his buisness.

21st Granite

Oh fuck. And we're rebuilding the wall, so locking inside is not a choice.
To arms everyone!

Titan sauropod is dead, with the cost of some marksdwarf who went fighting bare-handed, with her baby on her back. Both died.
Final blow that finished the beast belongs to Baelor the Malevolent.  His kill count now consists of - voidspawn thief, a donkey and sauropod titan. Good job!

And we discovered two caverns. Second is infested with olm men.

We've discovered third cavern. There's adamantine spire arising from cavern lake! Hooray!
We dug a bit deeper and foun magma sea, and another spire. That's great! Free plumphelmet wine for everyone!

Castle rebiulding goes on. We've finished a pepperbox where three ballistas will be set, and a curvy path around traps for caravan wagons.

Elk birds invasion from caverns caused some chaos, but no real harm were done. I ordered the stome door to be set there, so no more wild animals here.
Blade, the Drill Sergeant is on his training duty next to the gates. Unfortunatey, there are very few armor left. When we set magma industry, it has to change!

[kefkakrazy]

Jesus Christ, NRDL. I think Baelor is pissed off about all the times we killed him off in Deathgate I and is working to make up for it. The voidspawn AND the titan?

Now watch him die to titan spittle or something stupid like that.

EDIT: A FREAKING DINOSAUR TITAN. THAT NEEDED TO BE ADDED.

[scaliper]

Final blow that finished the beast belongs to Baelor the Malevolent.  His kill count now consists of - voidspawn thief, a donkey and sauropod titan. Good job!

Holy dammit, Baelor seems to have possessed quite the badass!

[AnimaRytak]

Baelor came back strong.

Damn it, i'm proud.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Well, we've come from Baelor dying all the time to Baelor killing dinosaurs. Good on 'im!

[peregarrett]

7th Felsite.
Deprislava is posessed... I'm not sure if that term is appliable to someone who's already posessed by The Void refugee, but that's a fact. Maybe it's vessel's soul who tries to reclaim his own body... dunno. The oly thing I know that usally this results in a useful or useless thing made.

Speaking of vessels. One of bonecarvers stays in the middle of food stockpile and shouts for his rabbit pet.


Your pet is long dead! Who are you trying to feed?
Who Framed Rovod Rabbit? Dunno. But I know who will test our enhanced sacrifice pit if you won't shut up.

Elves arrived. I hope they brougt a lot of wood, we ran out of our suplies.

Huh...What?!



Oh fuck!

[AnimaRytak]

Ah fuck, I forgot they could be those

[Yuli Vlasi]

Oh fuck!

...
 

Is it possible to pit them against the elves 'by accident'?