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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #540 on: February 14, 2013, 06:48:02 pm »

Escape from being in boss.
Summon HatArmy. Even if I fail the first action, still summon the army.I

That would require the old you to have an independent existence. You can try, but don't expect success.
This is a RTD, there's a 50% chance of something bad happening.* It's not as if I expect to succeed anyway.
*statistically. I'm convinced that Random.org is still after my blood
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #541 on: February 14, 2013, 06:52:21 pm »

Ally all the factions onto one faction, neutral to the boss.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #542 on: February 15, 2013, 12:22:39 am »

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
This is actually on time!

Get a job as a death. Assist in processing people.
[5-2] You are Death of Getting Glared At Angrily By a Giant Salamander. You chat with Death of Getting Glared At Angrily By a Giant Frog.

Become Chainsaw Eldritch God
Go adventuring with Axe Cop

[3] You find someone with an eldritch chainsaw and steal it. [5] You find Axe Cop and go on weird but somewhat awesome adventures with him.

Magic girls become more powerful the nearer to death they are dead. Everyone power up
[4] Magical Girls get another +1 each!

Distort the existence of this plain of death.
[6] You distort it.
WHY. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CALL PARADOX.

Continue recruiting people with no rhyme or reason. Seduce drunk girl. Distract Deaths with parties.
[2] No one wants to join--everyone's busy. [4+1] The drunk girl removes her clothes due to seduction. It's super effective! [1] The Deaths decide to shun you.

>Bring life and features to the plane.
[1] You die. In the Afterlife. Respawn? (Or, technically, have a you from a different universe or time wander into the area where the action is taking place, but who cares.)

Regain control over the fusion and begin consuming the deaths
[2v6+100] You become a slave to Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo.

Escape from being in boss.
Summon HatArmy. Even if I fail the first action, still summon the army.I

[1-1] You become Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo's heart. [5+2] Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo has hats for blood.

Ally all the factions onto one faction, neutral to the boss.
[4] Okay.
Geez, that was a lot of work.

BOSS TURN:
...Nothing. The boss HAS nothing to do.
Paradox shows up and [1] fixes the problems.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: BOSS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Deaths (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Everyone Else (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: NSCP's (click to show/hide)
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #543 on: February 15, 2013, 12:25:53 am »

Upgrade to Magnificent Bastard Complete Monster
Rip off a bad guy's arm and pick my teeth with the finger bones before becoming so smart that I get a unicorn horn
Wish to be super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super SMART!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #544 on: February 15, 2013, 12:30:05 am »

HONOR MODE ACTIVATE

CAST CONFUSION ON BOSS

HONOR MODE DEACTIVATE
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #545 on: February 15, 2013, 12:32:19 am »

Convince the amalgamation to begin absorbing the deaths to gain their power
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #546 on: February 15, 2013, 02:47:36 am »

Use the distortions to escape.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #547 on: February 15, 2013, 03:39:00 am »

Leader vote time!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #548 on: February 15, 2013, 04:44:54 am »

Summon even more Hatlings!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #549 on: February 15, 2013, 07:54:50 am »

get a larger negative bonus
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #550 on: February 15, 2013, 11:47:16 am »

Become leader, using +3 bonus.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #551 on: February 15, 2013, 02:32:28 pm »

Commence spontaneous hut growth.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #552 on: February 15, 2013, 04:03:28 pm »

>Respawn as corrupted self.
>Destroy everything
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #553 on: February 15, 2013, 10:04:47 pm »

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
This is actually on time!

Upgrade to Magnificent Bastard Complete Monster
Rip off a bad guy's arm and pick my teeth with the finger bones before becoming so smart that I get a unicorn horn
Wish to be super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super SMART!

[3] You aren't a Smug Snake anymore. It's a start. [3] You rip off someone's hand. [3] You are slightly smarter.

HONOR MODE ACTIVATE
CAST CONFUSION ON BOSS
HONOR MODE DEACTIVATE

[5] Honor mode on! [1v6] YOU are confused! [2] Honor mode not activated. Wait what.

Convince the amalgamation to begin absorbing the deaths to gain their power
[3v1] Head Death smacks you for trying that.

Use the distortions to escape.
[4] You escape by running through the crowd. Aw. Paradox fixed the distortions.

Leader vote time!
Okay.
"HEY EVERYONE IN ALL THE WORLDS! WANNA CHOOSE A LEADER?"

Summon even more Hatlings!
[5+2] You summon some Hatlings. More specifically, 5,000 Hatlings wander over to you.

get a larger negative bonus
[5-2] You now have -3.

Become leader, using +3 bonus.
You enter the race.

Commence spontaneous hut growth.
[1] You commence spontaneous hut combustion.

>Respawn as corrupted self.
>Destroy everything

[6] You are so corrupted you can't exist.

BOSS TURN:
Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo attacks LordSlowpoke. [5+100v4] LordSlowpoke is stomped flat.
Some more people come closer.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« Reply #554 on: February 15, 2013, 10:15:41 pm »

>Become the aforementioned amount of smart.
Become Magnificent - wait a minute. A REAL Magnificent Bastard wouldn't focus in trying to get the trope - he'd go out and EARN that bitch!
>Kidnap a family member of Samuel L Jackson while wearing a Furtukalichlordandarandomprisonertoo outfit.
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