So...we're tied between "Dark Lords" and "The Obligatory Other." TopHat is the only one who didn't get any votes.
Alright then.
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I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
This is actually on time!
Attempt to summon another Fallout 3 faction.
[4] You summon...some Fallout 3 guys. Let's say Super Mutants.
What are SMs like, anyways?
Respawn
Recruit Nurgle to help me with the NPC virus
And by help I mean test it on him
[2] Grampy Nurgle doesn't respond to your call.
>CHARGE at nearest reality-opposing object and torch it/them!
Excellent choice.
[3v3] Xantalos dodges out of the way.
Corrupt the tower with the essence of YAFB I.
[1] You collapse the tower onto yourself. Respawn?
Convince Hatlings that, as their creator, I deserve to lead them.
If they disagree, utilise conservation of Hatjitsu to beat them up until they agree.
[4] They agree, you deserve to lead them. [1] From beyond the grave, because you're not getting out. Terrorist.
Pat each others back for a job well some, have a heart-warming episode about trusting your friends.
[6] Ratings skyrocket. Fans create a portal and swarm your nice little cottage.
BOSS TURN:
The Dark Lords decide to summon more Dark Lords. [6;6] The Liches summon Acerak, Xykon, Rasputin, Nagash, Azalin, Arch-Lich Kel'Thuzad, a lihc, a capital L, and a dracolich. The Dark Lords summon The Master, Dragovitch, The Lich King, Sekto, The Master, Null, Morgan Freeman, The Master, and TopHat.
The Presidents [6] begin a nation among the fans! This nation is a true melting pot of all races of Earth--white, black, yellow, pointy-eared, canine, extraterrestrial, etc--but quickly gets bogged down by politics. Especially since they decided to revert back to the Articles of Confederation. Dubya becomes president. (It certainly doesn't help that a lot of the nation is older men and little girls.)
The SCP Foundation tries to contain many breaches! [6+2+2] All things considered, it did too well. The entire Foundation gets lost in some deep corner of the facility...
[1] The TowerLich makes things worse by eliminating itself from reality.
Spacetime is still all ripped up. Might wanna fix that--it's an obvious target for someone trying to take over the world. [3] Out comes an empty town. The Murricans inhabit it.
IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
If you want to make sure your bonus is accounted for, speak up.
PERMANENT HONOR FIELD!
Lich's Collapsed Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci; NSCP-001, Site-N01)
Ripped Spacetime
Former Shoehorn Empire
Cheerful Cottage (Site-N02)
Living Hut (Pufferfish is genus loci; NSCP-023)
da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Doomblade, Godlike (+3)
Furtaka; Pokemon: Arceus (kinda; +3)
Persus13, Immortal? (-2), Missing Fingers
Pufferfish, Hut Genus Loci
Xantalos, Dignityless Clown
Gyarados (+2); Pokemon: Alakazam (+2), Charizard (+2), Dragonite (+1), Snorlax (+1), Starmie (+1)
Knight Tiger (+2)
Healing Factor Cartoonland Time Man
Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
Terrific Teamwork Training: +1 when Working Together
Extra bonus: All get +1 to EVERYTHING
Leader: scapheap, Sailor Moon (+ from faction); Pokemon: Pikachu
Blossom; Pokemon: Charmander
Bubbles; Pokemon: Squirtle
Buttercup; Pokemon: Bulbasaur
Cardcaptor Torika; Pokemon: Porygon
Pam Akumachi; Pokemon: Caterpie
Kitty Pride; Pokemon: Ghastly
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass; Pokemon: Self, Abra
Sailor Mars; Pokemon: Voltorb
Sailor Jupiter; Pokemon: Magnetite
Animal Mascots: 100, No Faction Bonuses
Spinal_Taper, Former Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc, Current Guy in a Bathrobe, In Japan
Leader: Lichette (+5, +2 from faction)
Lieutenant: Dirg (+2 from faction)
The Dragon: Dracolich (+4, +1 from faction)
Acerak (+3)
Arch-Lich Kel'Thuzad (+3)
Azalin (+2)
L
Lich (+3)
Lihc
Nagash (+2)
Rasputin (+1)
TowerLich (+3)
Leader: Sauron, Badly Wounded (+6, +3 from Faction)
Lieutenant: Hitler (+2 from Faction)
Dragovitch
Morgan Freeman
Ned Flanders
Null (+3)
The Lich King (+3)
The Master (+3)
The Master (+3)
The Master (+3)
The Master (+3)
TopHat (+2 to Summoning Hats)
Voldemort (+2)
Minions:
12 Death Eaters
150 Hatlings
300 Domestic Bowlers
Bush (the second)
Lincoln
Jackson (+1)
Roosevelt (the first) (+2)
1,868,669 assorted Magical Girl fans
Empiricist
See below--All contained NSCP's and all Foundation staff
Dr. Bright
Dr. Clef
Dr. Gears
Agents [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]
12 Research Assistants
SCP-076-2 (+2)
SCP-105
Agent [REDACTED], wearing NSCP-007 (+1)
25 D-Class Personnel
NSCP-005: The Feline Warrior. Knight Tiger.
NSCP-007: The Secret Agent. Employed.
NSCP-011: The Familiar Statue. SCP-███, or a [REDACTED] Angel.
NSCP-012: The Two-Edged Scimitar. A sword which cuts back.
NSCP-014: The Changing Machine. SCP-███
NSCP-015: The Eye Spiders. Spiders which control people from their eyes.
NSCP-016: The Tough Creature. A nigh-indestructible and adaptive cephalopod.
NSCP-018: The Cloning Mirror.
NSCP-019: The Laser Pointer. Part of a rifle.
NSCP-021: The Infinite String.
NSCP-022: The Russian Spoon. It bends people.
NSCP-024: The Living Armor. Corai's magical powered armor.
NSCP-025: The Electric Boggarts. A race of creatures which are made of electricity and like scaring people.
NSCP-026: The Red Man. A person who turns things red by physical contact.