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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Containment Units and Crazy People
« Reply #495 on: February 10, 2013, 03:48:10 am »

Corrupt the tower with the essence of YAFB I.
By which you mean collapse it?
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Containment Units and Crazy People
« Reply #496 on: February 10, 2013, 04:17:53 am »

Convince Hatlings that, as their creator, I deserve to lead them.
If they disagree, utilise conservation of Hatjitsu to beat them up until they agree.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Containment Units and Crazy People
« Reply #497 on: February 10, 2013, 04:41:56 am »

Pat each others back for a job well some, have a heart-warming episode about trusting your friends.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Containment Units and Crazy People
« Reply #498 on: February 10, 2013, 02:18:35 pm »

That was a failure.
Re-al-ly. A [2] is a FAILURE! Whoda thunk it.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: The New Final Boss
« Reply #499 on: February 10, 2013, 10:47:24 pm »

So...we're tied between "Dark Lords" and "The Obligatory Other." TopHat is the only one who didn't get any votes.
Alright then.

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I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
This is actually on time!

Attempt to summon another Fallout 3 faction.
[4] You summon...some Fallout 3 guys. Let's say Super Mutants.
What are SMs like, anyways?

Respawn
Recruit Nurgle to help me with the NPC virus
And by help I mean test it on him

[2] Grampy Nurgle doesn't respond to your call.

>CHARGE at nearest reality-opposing object and torch it/them!
Excellent choice.
[3v3] Xantalos dodges out of the way.

Corrupt the tower with the essence of YAFB I.
[1] You collapse the tower onto yourself. Respawn?

Convince Hatlings that, as their creator, I deserve to lead them.
If they disagree, utilise conservation of Hatjitsu to beat them up until they agree.

[4] They agree, you deserve to lead them. [1] From beyond the grave, because you're not getting out. Terrorist.

Pat each others back for a job well some, have a heart-warming episode about trusting your friends.
[6] Ratings skyrocket. Fans create a portal and swarm your nice little cottage.

BOSS TURN:
The Dark Lords decide to summon more Dark Lords. [6;6] The Liches summon Acerak, Xykon, Rasputin, Nagash, Azalin, Arch-Lich Kel'Thuzad, a lihc, a capital L, and a dracolich. The Dark Lords summon The Master, Dragovitch, The Lich King, Sekto, The Master, Null, Morgan Freeman, The Master, and TopHat.
The Presidents [6] begin a nation among the fans! This nation is a true melting pot of all races of Earth--white, black, yellow, pointy-eared, canine, extraterrestrial, etc--but quickly gets bogged down by politics. Especially since they decided to revert back to the Articles of Confederation. Dubya becomes president. (It certainly doesn't help that a lot of the nation is older men and little girls.)
The SCP Foundation tries to contain many breaches! [6+2+2] All things considered, it did too well. The entire Foundation gets lost in some deep corner of the facility...
[1] The TowerLich makes things worse by eliminating itself from reality.
Spacetime is still all ripped up. Might wanna fix that--it's an obvious target for someone trying to take over the world. [3] Out comes an empty town. The Murricans inhabit it.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Magical Girls (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Universal Sentinels (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Liches (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dark Lords (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Hats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 'Murrica? (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Someone (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Who Died (click to show/hide)


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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: The New Final Boss
« Reply #500 on: February 10, 2013, 11:03:15 pm »

Become leader of heroes faction, gain faction bonus.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: The New Final Boss
« Reply #501 on: February 10, 2013, 11:11:45 pm »

Butt into Dark Lords meeting
Point out that the Lich(ett(e(s))) are by canon not evil, thus the Dark Lords, being Evil and pround of it, must kill them.
Point out to the Liches that the Dark lords are evil and must be destroyed.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: The New Final Boss
« Reply #502 on: February 11, 2013, 01:13:12 am »

CONSUME COTTAGE

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: The New Final Boss
« Reply #503 on: February 11, 2013, 04:50:26 am »

Summon a loyal HatArmy.
Join new 'loyalist hats' faction.
Lead army to destroy the TraitorHats.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: The New Final Boss
« Reply #504 on: February 11, 2013, 04:55:32 am »

Save the SCP Foundation, by using the Spacetime rips
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: The New Final Boss
« Reply #505 on: February 11, 2013, 05:57:34 am »

Respawn as the sentient embodiment of everything that has and will occur in this thread.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: The New Final Boss
« Reply #506 on: February 11, 2013, 04:50:55 pm »

>Form and join Heroes splinter faction: Protectors of Reality
>Summon Commander Shepard to faction
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: The New Final Boss
« Reply #507 on: February 11, 2013, 06:32:02 pm »

Party hearty.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: The New Final Boss
« Reply #508 on: February 11, 2013, 11:31:39 pm »

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
This is actually on time!

Become leader of heroes faction, gain faction bonus.
[6] You get a +3 bonus.

Butt into Dark Lords meeting
Point out that the Lich(ett(e(s))) are by canon not evil, thus the Dark Lords, being Evil and pround of it, must kill them.
Point out to the Liches that the Dark lords are evil and must be destroyed.

[4] They buy your story, then point out they already hated the Liches.

CONSUME COTTAGE
[5-1v2+1+2] Due to the Power of Friendship, as well as other useful powers, the Magical Girls fight off your attempts to eat them out of house and home.

Summon a loyal HatArmy.
Join new 'loyalist hats' faction.
Lead army to destroy the TraitorHats.

[4+2] You summon a thousand (okay, 923) Hatlings.

Save the SCP Foundation, by using the Spacetime rips
[2+3] You do! [5] Spacetime avoids any new holes.

Respawn as the sentient embodiment of everything that has and will occur in this thread.
[3] You respawn as the Sentient Embodiment of Last Turn. Ie, you embody everything that happened one turn in the past.

>Form and join Heroes splinter faction: Protectors of Reality
>Summon Commander Shepard to faction

[2] Shepard doesn't join accept your invitation.

Party hearty.
[4] Yeah!

BOSS TURN:
The number of factions has, thanks to da_nang's action, reached 11, which is so ridiculous it's not even funny. This summons Ursula, a universal sentinel with a gun like Tim's. He kicks Spinal_Taper out for being lazy and not actually defending anything.
The Dark Lords' resources are diverted to taking over the "rebel" Hatlings. [4+5v5] Which they do without significant casualties.
The liches, freed from their war with the Dark Lords for a turn, [5+5+4] summon 20 Arch-Liches, 29 Greater Liches, and 49 Liches.
The Murricans vote to invade the Magical Girls' cottage for autographs and such. [4+10-1v2+2] Due to their overwhelming numbers, they swarm inside!
Atlas is unhappy and [4+2] summons Zeus. Zeus promptly forces Atlas to hold the world.
Spacetime is still VERY screwed up. [6-1] It promptly fixes itself. Huh. Maybe what you needed to do was not try to save it. Peculiar...

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Magical Girls (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Universal Sentinels (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Liches (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dark Lords (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 'Murrica? (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Defenders of Reality (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Prisoners (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Gods (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Who Died (click to show/hide)


The Foundation will be returned to its standard spoilers next turn. Unless I forget.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: The New Final Boss
« Reply #509 on: February 11, 2013, 11:38:12 pm »

Recruit the magical girls faction and the 'muerrica faction into the heroes faction.
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