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Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo

President Bush

Persus13

Xantalos

Obligatory Other

[Xantalos]

Corrupt the tower with the essence of YAFB I.

By which you mean collapse it?

[TopHat]

Convince Hatlings that, as their creator, I deserve to lead them.
If they disagree, utilise conservation of Hatjitsu to beat them up until they agree.

[scapheap]

Pat each others back for a job well some, have a heart-warming episode about trusting your friends.

[GreatWyrmGold]

That was a failure.

Re-al-ly. A [2] is a FAILURE! Whoda thunk it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

So...we're tied between "Dark Lords" and "The Obligatory Other." TopHat is the only one who didn't get any votes.
Alright then.

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I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

Even if it ruins my REM sleep!

This is actually on time!

Attempt to summon another Fallout 3 faction.

[4] You summon...some Fallout 3 guys. Let's say Super Mutants.
What are SMs like, anyways?

Respawn
Recruit Nurgle to help me with the NPC virus
And by help I mean test it on him

[2] Grampy Nurgle doesn't respond to your call.

>CHARGE at nearest reality-opposing object and torch it/them!

Excellent choice.
[3v3] Xantalos dodges out of the way.

Corrupt the tower with the essence of YAFB I.

[1] You collapse the tower onto yourself. Respawn?

Convince Hatlings that, as their creator, I deserve to lead them.
If they disagree, utilise conservation of Hatjitsu to beat them up until they agree.

[4] They agree, you deserve to lead them. [1] From beyond the grave, because you're not getting out. Terrorist.

Pat each others back for a job well some, have a heart-warming episode about trusting your friends.

[6] Ratings skyrocket. Fans create a portal and swarm your nice little cottage.

BOSS TURN:
The Dark Lords decide to summon more Dark Lords. [6;6] The Liches summon Acerak, Xykon, Rasputin, Nagash, Azalin, Arch-Lich Kel'Thuzad, a lihc, a capital L, and a dracolich. The Dark Lords summon The Master, Dragovitch, The Lich King, Sekto, The Master, Null, Morgan Freeman, The Master, and TopHat.
The Presidents [6] begin a nation among the fans! This nation is a true melting pot of all races of Earth--white, black, yellow, pointy-eared, canine, extraterrestrial, etc--but quickly gets bogged down by politics. Especially since they decided to revert back to the Articles of Confederation. Dubya becomes president. (It certainly doesn't help that a lot of the nation is older men and little girls.)
The SCP Foundation tries to contain many breaches! [6+2+2] All things considered, it did too well. The entire Foundation gets lost in some deep corner of the facility...
[1] The TowerLich makes things worse by eliminating itself from reality.
Spacetime is still all ripped up. Might wanna fix that--it's an obvious target for someone trying to take over the world. [3] Out comes an empty town. The Murricans inhabit it.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)

IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
If you want to make sure your bonus is accounted for, speak up.

Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

PERMANENT HONOR FIELD!

Lich's Collapsed Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci; NSCP-001, Site-N01)
Ripped Spacetime
Former Shoehorn Empire
Cheerful Cottage (Site-N02)
Living Hut (Pufferfish is genus loci; NSCP-023)

Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)

da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Doomblade, Godlike (+3)
Furtaka; Pokemon: Arceus (kinda; +3)
Persus13, Immortal? (-2), Missing Fingers
Pufferfish, Hut Genus Loci
Xantalos, Dignityless Clown

Gyarados (+2); Pokemon: Alakazam (+2), Charizard (+2), Dragonite (+1), Snorlax (+1), Starmie (+1)
Knight Tiger (+2)
Healing Factor Cartoonland Time Man

Spoiler: Magical Girls (click to show/hide)

Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
Terrific Teamwork Training: +1 when Working Together
Extra bonus: All get +1 to EVERYTHING

Leader: scapheap, Sailor Moon (+ from faction); Pokemon: Pikachu

Blossom; Pokemon: Charmander
Bubbles; Pokemon: Squirtle
Buttercup; Pokemon: Bulbasaur
Cardcaptor Torika; Pokemon: Porygon
Pam Akumachi; Pokemon: Caterpie
Kitty Pride; Pokemon: Ghastly
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass; Pokemon: Self, Abra
Sailor Mars; Pokemon: Voltorb
Sailor Jupiter; Pokemon: Magnetite

Animal Mascots: 100, No Faction Bonuses

Spoiler: Universal Sentinels (click to show/hide)

Spinal_Taper, Former Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc, Current Guy in a Bathrobe, In Japan

Spoiler: Liches (click to show/hide)

Leader: Lichette (+5, +2 from faction)
Lieutenant: Dirg (+2 from faction)
The Dragon: Dracolich (+4, +1 from faction)

Acerak (+3)
Arch-Lich Kel'Thuzad (+3)
Azalin (+2)
L
Lich (+3)
Lihc
Nagash (+2)
Rasputin (+1)
TowerLich (+3)

Spoiler: Dark Lords (click to show/hide)

Leader: Sauron, Badly Wounded (+6, +3 from Faction)
Lieutenant: Hitler (+2 from Faction)

Dragovitch
Morgan Freeman
Ned Flanders
Null (+3)
The Lich King (+3)
The Master (+3)
The Master (+3)
The Master (+3)
The Master (+3)
TopHat (+2 to Summoning Hats)
Voldemort (+2)

Minions:
12 Death Eaters

Spoiler: Hats (click to show/hide)

150 Hatlings
300 Domestic Bowlers

Spoiler: 'Murrica? (click to show/hide)

Bush (the second)
Lincoln
Jackson (+1)
Roosevelt (the first) (+2)

1,868,669 assorted Magical Girl fans

Spoiler: Someone (click to show/hide)

Atlas (+2)

Spoiler: Who Died (click to show/hide)

Empiricist

See below--All contained NSCP's and all Foundation staff

Spoiler: En Memorium--Those Trapped in the SCP Facility Whatchamajigger (click to show/hide)

Dr. Bright
Dr. Clef
Dr. Gears
Agents [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]
12 Research Assistants
SCP-076-2 (+2)
SCP-105
Agent [REDACTED], wearing NSCP-007 (+1)
25 D-Class Personnel

NSCP-005: The Feline Warrior. Knight Tiger.
NSCP-007: The Secret Agent. Employed.
NSCP-011: The Familiar Statue. SCP-███, or a [REDACTED] Angel.
NSCP-012: The Two-Edged Scimitar. A sword which cuts back.
NSCP-014: The Changing Machine. SCP-███
NSCP-015: The Eye Spiders. Spiders which control people from their eyes.
NSCP-016: The Tough Creature. A nigh-indestructible and adaptive cephalopod.
NSCP-018: The Cloning Mirror.
NSCP-019: The Laser Pointer. Part of a rifle.
NSCP-021: The Infinite String.
NSCP-022: The Russian Spoon. It bends people.
NSCP-024: The Living Armor. Corai's magical powered armor.
NSCP-025: The Electric Boggarts. A race of creatures which are made of electricity and like scaring people.
NSCP-026: The Red Man. A person who turns things red by physical contact.

[Doomblade187]

Become leader of heroes faction, gain faction bonus.

[Xantalos]

Butt into Dark Lords meeting
Point out that the Lich(ett(e(s))) are by canon not evil, thus the Dark Lords, being Evil and pround of it, must kill them.
Point out to the Liches that the Dark lords are evil and must be destroyed.

[Gentlefish]

CONSUME COTTAGE

[TopHat]

Summon a loyal HatArmy.
Join new 'loyalist hats' faction.
Lead army to destroy the TraitorHats.

[scapheap]

Save the SCP Foundation, by using the Spacetime rips

[Empiricist]

Respawn as the sentient embodiment of everything that has and will occur in this thread.

[da_nang]

>Form and join Heroes splinter faction: Protectors of Reality
>Summon Commander Shepard to faction

[Spinal_Taper]

Party hearty.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

Even if it ruins my REM sleep!

This is actually on time!

Become leader of heroes faction, gain faction bonus.

[6] You get a +3 bonus.

Butt into Dark Lords meeting
Point out that the Lich(ett(e(s))) are by canon not evil, thus the Dark Lords, being Evil and pround of it, must kill them.
Point out to the Liches that the Dark lords are evil and must be destroyed.

[4] They buy your story, then point out they already hated the Liches.

CONSUME COTTAGE

[5-1v2+1+2] Due to the Power of Friendship, as well as other useful powers, the Magical Girls fight off your attempts to eat them out of house and home.

Summon a loyal HatArmy.
Join new 'loyalist hats' faction.
Lead army to destroy the TraitorHats.

[4+2] You summon a thousand (okay, 923) Hatlings.

Save the SCP Foundation, by using the Spacetime rips

[2+3] You do! [5] Spacetime avoids any new holes.

Respawn as the sentient embodiment of everything that has and will occur in this thread.

[3] You respawn as the Sentient Embodiment of Last Turn. Ie, you embody everything that happened one turn in the past.

>Form and join Heroes splinter faction: Protectors of Reality
>Summon Commander Shepard to faction

[2] Shepard doesn't join accept your invitation.

Party hearty.

[4] Yeah!

BOSS TURN:
The number of factions has, thanks to da_nang's action, reached 11, which is so ridiculous it's not even funny. This summons Ursula, a universal sentinel with a gun like Tim's. He kicks Spinal_Taper out for being lazy and not actually defending anything.
The Dark Lords' resources are diverted to taking over the "rebel" Hatlings. [4+5v5] Which they do without significant casualties.
The liches, freed from their war with the Dark Lords for a turn, [5+5+4] summon 20 Arch-Liches, 29 Greater Liches, and 49 Liches.
The Murricans vote to invade the Magical Girls' cottage for autographs and such. [4+10-1v2+2] Due to their overwhelming numbers, they swarm inside!
Atlas is unhappy and [4+2] summons Zeus. Zeus promptly forces Atlas to hold the world.
Spacetime is still VERY screwed up. [6-1] It promptly fixes itself. Huh. Maybe what you needed to do was not try to save it. Peculiar...

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)

IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
If you want to make sure your bonus is accounted for, speak up.

Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

PERMANENT HONOR FIELD!

Lich's Collapsed Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci; NSCP-001, Site-N01)
Ripped Spacetime
Former Shoehorn Empire
Cheerful Cottage (Site-N02)
Living Hut (Pufferfish is genus loci; NSCP-023)

Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)

Leader: Doomblade (+6, +3 from faction)

Furtaka; Pokemon: Arceus (kinda; +3)
Persus13, Immortal? (-2), Missing Fingers
Pufferfish, Hut Genus Loci
Spinal_Taper, Former Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc, Current Guy in a Bathrobe, In Japan
Xantalos, Dignityless Clown

Gyarados (+2); Pokemon: Alakazam (+2), Charizard (+2), Dragonite (+1), Snorlax (+1), Starmie (+1)
Healing Factor Cartoonland Time Man

Spoiler: Magical Girls (click to show/hide)

Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
Terrific Teamwork Training: +1 when Working Together
Extra bonus: All get +1 to EVERYTHING

Leader: scapheap, Sailor Moon (+ from faction); Pokemon: Pikachu

Blossom; Pokemon: Charmander
Bubbles; Pokemon: Squirtle
Buttercup; Pokemon: Bulbasaur
Cardcaptor Torika; Pokemon: Porygon
Pam Akumachi; Pokemon: Caterpie
Kitty Pride; Pokemon: Ghastly
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass; Pokemon: Self, Abra
Sailor Mars; Pokemon: Voltorb
Sailor Jupiter; Pokemon: Magnetite

Animal Mascots: 100, No Faction Bonuses

Spoiler: Universal Sentinels (click to show/hide)

Ursula (+3)

Spoiler: Liches (click to show/hide)

Leader: Lichette (+5, +2 from faction)
Lieutenant: Dirg (+2 from faction)
The Dragon: Dracolich (+4, +1 from faction)

Acerak (+3)
Arch-Lich Kel'Thuzad (+3)
Azalin (+2)
L
Lich (+3)
Lihc
Nagash (+2)
Rasputin (+1)
TowerLich (+3)

Spoiler: Dark Lords (click to show/hide)

Leader: Sauron, Badly Wounded (+6, +3 from Faction)
Lieutenant: Hitler (+2 from Faction)

Dragovitch
Morgan Freeman
Ned Flanders
Null (+3)
The Lich King (+3)
The Master (+3)
The Master (+3)
The Master (+3)
The Master (+3)
TopHat (+2 to Summoning Hats)
Voldemort (+2)

Minions:
263 Domestic Bowlers
12 Death Eaters
86 Hatling Peasants
923 Hatling Warriors

Spoiler: 'Murrica? (click to show/hide)

Bush (the second)
Lincoln
Jackson (+1)
Roosevelt (the first) (+2)

1,868,669 assorted Magical Girl fans

Spoiler: Defenders of Reality (click to show/hide)

Leader: da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)

Spoiler: Prisoners (click to show/hide)

Atlas (+2)

Spoiler: Gods (click to show/hide)

Zeus (+3)

Spoiler: Who Died (click to show/hide)

Some Hatlings

Spoiler: En Liverium--Those Saved From the SCP Facility Whatchamajigger (click to show/hide)

Dr. Bright
Dr. Clef
Dr. Gears
Agents [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]
12 Research Assistants
SCP-076-2 (+2)
SCP-105
Agent [REDACTED], wearing NSCP-007 (+1)
25 D-Class Personnel

NSCP-005: The Feline Warrior. Knight Tiger.
NSCP-007: The Secret Agent. Employed.
NSCP-011: The Familiar Statue. SCP-███, or a [REDACTED] Angel.
NSCP-012: The Two-Edged Scimitar. A sword which cuts back.
NSCP-014: The Changing Machine. SCP-███
NSCP-015: The Eye Spiders. Spiders which control people from their eyes.
NSCP-016: The Tough Creature. A nigh-indestructible and adaptive cephalopod.
NSCP-018: The Cloning Mirror.
NSCP-019: The Laser Pointer. Part of a rifle.
NSCP-021: The Infinite String.
NSCP-022: The Russian Spoon. It bends people.
NSCP-024: The Living Armor. Corai's magical powered armor.
NSCP-025: The Electric Boggarts. A race of creatures which are made of electricity and like scaring people.
NSCP-026: The Red Man. A person who turns things red by physical contact.

The Foundation will be returned to its standard spoilers next turn. Unless I forget.

[Doomblade187]

Recruit the magical girls faction and the 'muerrica faction into the heroes faction.