I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Yay nomination!
With Gyrados in tow, capture five more badass pokemon.
[5] You get, um, Dragonite, Alakazam, Snorlax, Charizard, and Starmie.
Magic girls do what, I must become stronger, time to unlock more true potential.
[2] They sort of squint and stuff but don't get more powerful.
Examine conclusion.
It seems legit.
respawn, kill Ned flanders.
[2] You fail. [4+2v4] Ned [SPOILER EXPUNGED] and kills you. Temporarily.
UNLEASH MY FULL WATERMELON SUMMONING POTENTIAL
[4] You summon THREE watermelon slices!
Blast off into deep space
Become gigantic galaxy-spanning network of Von Neumann machines like in SOTS or Spin, Axis, and that last book.
[2] You do not escape containment.
Kill self. Respawn outside containment cell.
Regain +1 to summoning Hats if lost.
[3,5] You respawn right outside of Site-N01 and increase your bonus for summoning hats!
Free allies from containment, prevent the foundation from containing Knight Tiger. Utilize +3 bonus.
Who, exactly, are your allies?
BOSS TURN:
The Dark Lords and the Liches clash! [2+4v1+6] The Liches gain some ground and will get a +1 bonus next round if I remember.
HFCTM [2] tries to get a college degree in engineering but flunks.
The various random people try to determine motivation. They might be recruitable.
The Foundation tries to contain NSCP-005, 006, and 008. [6-1v4+2+1] Thanks to Doomblade's help, NSCP-005 escapes containment; utilization of SCP-076-1 suggested. [6-1v2] NSCP-006 recaptured. [2-1v3-1] NSCP-008 is not captured, despite dying █ times. The doctors decide they could use something new...[6-1] They discover a strange tuxedo, which bonds with Agent [REDACTED]. Former NSCP-007 reclassified as NSCP-009 and new anomaly classified as NSCP-007 at the request of Dr. Bright.
NSCP-007: A possibly-intelligent tuxedo. When donned, it forms a bond with the user. Effects of this bong include an enhancement of the user's proficiency with a wide variety of techniques and weapons. NSCP-007 also seems to manipulate probability towards success for the wearer, as well as strongly affecting members of the opposite gender. NSCP-007 also seems to affect the personality of the wearer, causing them to become less risk-averse and more outgoing.
The universe's ripped and shredded state causes [5] a weird loop thingy where this section of the world loops around, kinda like a portal from 350 meters that way to 275 meters that way. Anomaly classified as NSCP-010.
IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
If you want to make sure your bonus is accounted for, speak up.
PERMANENT HONOR FIELD!
Lich's Collapsed Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci; NSCP-001, Site-N01)
Ripped Spacetime
Former Shoehorn Empire
Cheerful Cottage (Site-N02)
NSCP-001: The Living Tower. The lich's tower inhabited by the lich's spirit. Also Site-N01
NSCP-002: The Portal Gun. Xantalos the ASHPD.
NSCP-003: The Pocket Monsters. Pokeballs and -mon. Uncontained.
NSCP-004: The Magical Girls. Magical Girls. Cooperative.
NSCP-005: The Feline Warrior. Knight Tiger. Uncontained.
NSCP-006: The Mad Hatter. TopHat.
NSCP-007: The Secret Agent.
NSCP-008: The Luckless Immortal. Persus13. Uncontained.
NSCP-009: The Dead Walking. Liches. Uncontained.
NSCP-010: The Toroidal Portal
da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Doomblade, Godlike (+3)
Empiricist, Nothinghas Embodiment of YAFB-I (-1; in Narnia)
freeformschooler, Morris Broadband
Furtaka; Pokemon: Arceus (kinda; +3)
Persus13, Immortal? (-2); Pokemon: Alakazam (+2), Charizard (+2), Dragonite (+1), Gyarados (+2), Snorlax (+1), Starmie (+1)
Pufferfish, In Pokeland
Knight Tiger (+2)
Healing Factor Cartoonland Time Man
Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
Leader: scapheap, Sailor Moon (+2 from faction); Pokemon: Pikachu
Blossom; Pokemon: Charmander
Bubbles; Pokemon: Squirtle
Buttercup; Pokemon: Bulbasaur
Cardcaptor Torika; Pokemon: Porygon
Pam Akumachi; Pokemon: Caterpie
Kitty Pride; Pokemon: Ghastly
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass; Pokemon: Self, Abra
Sailor Mars; Pokemon: Voltorb
Sailor Jupiter; Pokemon: Magnetite
Spinal_Taper, Former Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc, Current Guy in a Bathrobe, In Japan
Leader: Lichette (+5, +2 from faction)
Dirg
Embodiment of Magic
Lich (+3)
TowerLich
Leader: Sauron, Badly Wounded (+4, -1 from Wounds, +2 from Faction)
Lieutenant: Hitler (+1 from Faction)
Darth Vader (+2)
Ned Flanders
The Master (+3)
Voldemort (+2)
Dr. Bright
Dr. Clef
Dr. Gears
Agents [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]
12 Research Assistants
SCP-076-2
SCP-105
Agent [REDACTED], wearing NSCP-007
25 D-Class Personnel
TopHat (+2 to Summoning Hatlings)
100 Hatlings
Xantalos, Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Briffits/Squeans
Cut Singer
Schoolkids
Six-Student Clique