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Author Topic: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Revote!  (Read 104755 times)

Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #330 on: January 27, 2013, 10:52:26 pm »

*sigh*
Kidnap a random family member of one of the players who killed my bros.
Sequester them away in an inaccessible dimension and horrifically torture them while broadcasting their screams to the player.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #331 on: January 27, 2013, 11:00:16 pm »

SELF DESTRUCT
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Persus13

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #332 on: January 27, 2013, 11:27:22 pm »

Get a +5 bonus then join Tim.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #333 on: January 28, 2013, 01:18:57 am »

Steal incomplete heat ray.
Put on jeep.
Hire dwarf, put on jeep.
Drive jeep recklessly.
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da_nang

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #334 on: January 28, 2013, 11:29:17 am »

>Rally troops with an epic speech and launch an assault against the supervillains!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #335 on: January 28, 2013, 12:41:22 pm »

ADOPT TRUE FORM
LINK IS TRANSFORMATION CUTSCENE
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #336 on: January 28, 2013, 01:10:15 pm »

Persuade Rebel Hatlings to join me.
Protect the Heat Ray!
Oh, and summon elites than elite hatlings
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #337 on: January 28, 2013, 04:10:40 pm »

Give up. This is pointless.
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Doomblade187

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #338 on: January 28, 2013, 04:47:27 pm »

Summon an army for the Sane People's glory!
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #339 on: January 28, 2013, 10:21:22 pm »

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

Use pant-lasers to blow up the heat ray!
[3] You remembered to install them! [1] You installed them backwards, burning off your legs!

SELF DESTRUCT
So, what do you do?

Get a +5 bonus then join Tim.
[5] You get a +4 bonus. Tim lets you join.

Steal incomplete heat ray.
Put on jeep.
Hire dwarf, put on jeep.
Drive jeep recklessly.

[2] Sadly, there's no jeep around.

>Rally troops with an epic speech and launch an assault against the supervillains!
You are kinda dead...wait, that's old!you. [4] You rally them!

ADOPT TRUE FORM
LINK IS TRANSFORMATION CUTSCENE
What is this I don't even.
[6] You turn into a guy in a bathrobe.

Persuade Rebel Hatlings to join me.
Protect the Heat Ray!
Oh, and summon elites than elite hatlings

[3] Negotiations have been opened. Demands include democratic election of a leader, adequate equipment, and less mosquito spraying in the park by that spider colony.

Give up. This is pointless.
You surrender. No one notices.

Summon an army for the Sane People's glory!
[2] No one answers.

BOSS TURN:
Black Mage finishes resting! [6] He uses his Kamehameha Hadouken spell, killing a lot of people! Deaths include...pretty much all NPCs without bonuses, no way I'm rolling for everyone. Because I'm sick of him, it also destroys the Shoehorn Emperor. He rips open rifts to [6/2] the Foundation, a Super Smash Brothers arena, and Alagaesia.
The Embodiment [2+4] summons a bunch of tanks.
The Magical Girls [3] make a little cheerful cottage.
The Supervillains [2] don't make much progress in the middle of battle.
More rifts open. [4] They open to the Galaxy Core and the lich's tower, half an hour ago. [2] No one goes through the portals.

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Furtuka

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #340 on: January 28, 2013, 10:22:59 pm »

Someone please kill me. PLEASE. Seriously this isn't funny :(


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« Last Edit: January 28, 2013, 10:33:14 pm by Furtuka »
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Persus13

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #341 on: January 28, 2013, 10:27:06 pm »

(Would this be Asimov's foundation?)

Close all portals except the one to alagaisia.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #342 on: January 28, 2013, 10:32:32 pm »

(Would this be Asimov's foundation?)
Oops, no. The SCP Foundation. My bad. Will be noted if the portal still exists next turn.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #343 on: January 28, 2013, 10:35:36 pm »

ADOPT TRUE FORM
LINK IS TRANSFORMATION CUTSCENE
What is this I don't even.
[6] You turn into a guy in a bathrobe.

((Perfect.

Am I allowed to play? There doesn't seem to be a player limit.))

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Doomblade187

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #344 on: January 28, 2013, 10:37:27 pm »

Respawn into the Sane People faction, gain +2 bonus.
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