FLY AROUND BLOWING UP CELESTIAL OBJECTS
MAKE FACTION
IT CALLED
SCREW THE UNIVERSE FACTION
[3] You blow up Pluto. Faction created. Someone decides to come in before it's too late...then everyone vanishes.
"...My work here is done?"
Respawn as Theseus. Join Greek hero faction. Summon Bellerophon.
[4] Two new heroes have showed up!
RANDOM TURN ORDER SHIFT:
Ask Spongebob and Patrick: "Could you guys fix that wall over there?" Point to THE wall.
"What wall? I just see a tower."
...Darn.
>RESPAWN AND REGROW BOTH ARMS AND A PAIR OF WINGS
[3] You are armed but not winged.
On the one hand, the knight tiger is evil, on the other hand he is high priest of my god.
Join him.
"Thank you."
CALL UP DIONYSUS, ASK HIM TO HELP MAKE THE PARTY LESS DULL AND MORE AWESOME!
[1] You summon Apollo, who tries to put a stop to the festivities.
Stomp ze bunnies
[1] The bunnies notice you and decide to study you. Oh dear.
Reset your Cthulhu-ness.
Reset again just to be sure
Reset yet again.
Wait for a while then RESET.
[6] You reset EVERYTHING.
Everyone teleports to a tower with an evil lich at the top. You feel a need to kill him.
Use ghost powers to heal my old body, then posses it.
Then become leader of the hatlings!
Your old body got left behind, [5] but you become the leader of the hatlings!
TURN SHATTERED STONE BITS INTO MINIATURE ARMED FIGURES.
THEIR STRENGTH IS A HUNDRED TIMES THAT OF AN ANT AND ABLE TO CARRY A HOOMAN. Also, don't swallow them. Just don't.
[6] The earth buckles as a number of new beings appears and look around for the most omnicidal being around. They see Xantalos...
"BOSS" TURN
The lich looks around. "Something's not quite right..."
The other villains pause. (Anyone coming in who wants to claim an NPC other than Knight Tiger or the lich, feel free.)
The bunnies [4] strap Furtaka to the ground.
The Bloodstained Eater [6] eats the base of the tower, collapsing it on itself.
Apollo and Zeus debate. [5v2] The party ends.
No faction leader may have a bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Dusky, Statue of a Religious Fanatic without a BIG stick
Doomblade187, Ice Cream Statue of a 187th Knight of the Doomy Blades
Furtaka, Powerful Mars golem
GraveHaunter92, PokeGhost
Pufferfish, Shattered Statue
scapheap, Dragon
TheZoomZoll, Animate Statue of a Headless Cthulhu (wearing fleshy head as hat)
tomio175, Statue of a Knight
Leader: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+2)
2 Miniature Super-Intelligent Genetically-Modified Bunnies
Bloodstained Eater
Vorthon, Fallen Cleric with an Unpowered Exoskeleton
150 Hatlings
Persus13, Theseus
Achilles
Apollo (+3)
Bellerophon
Kratos (+1)
Zeus (+3)
Xantalos, Fleet of Reality-Warping Spaceships (-1 to Warping Reality)
5 zombies
Spongebob
Patrick Star
15 rock monsters