Leap at Squidward and attempt to grab MechaLich away from him.
[1] You get possessed by Squidward as well.
Trap the gods inside my labtop computer bits using the magic programs from shin megami tensei
[2] Nope. Which is good, 'cuz I have no idea how that would work.
Gather all the draconic factions an lead them into battle against the villains- now that the lich is gone, Knight Tiger is unprotected, along with his followers.
Um...Knight Tiger is pretty darn strong, and allied with (count them) four gods, Lucifer, Kratos, and two PC's. Defenseless.
[3v2,4] You can't convince most dragons, but a couple turn. [2v5+5+2] The more powerful and numerous forces of the Knight Tiger destroy your army.
Hurl insults at Lucifer for his acts of douchebaggery from the top of the castle's walls while continuing to be an awesome father figure!
[1] You compliment Lucifer. [6] You smother Pistachio with love. In the form of a pet baby Charizard and Larvitar. And some ice cream. Oh, wait.
Gain such massive amounts of mass that everything in the universe is attracted to me and becomes part of me so that I am the biggest black hole ever.
Retain Omnicidalist faction.
[3] You absorb some stuff, including [6;4,6,2,3,1,8;7,11,1] da_nang, an oddtoothed drake, Apollo, TopHat, and Furtaka.
Use cthulhu powers of savestate to revert back to old intact self.
If that didn't work call bullshit on being grey in a black vs white war.
If that still didn't work QQ.
[3] You de-age some. [5] You convince people that you are morally grey.
Tell Loki that as the god of tricksters, he should backstab knight tiger and take control of the villains.
"...Why did you tell him my plan when he's RIGHT NEXT TO ME?" [5+3v5] You are smitten out of existence as Loki takes [4] Anemonebob, Patrick, the Hcilimes, Hera, and Midas with him to form a new faction, the Tricksters.
FOOL TOPHAT INTO ASSAULTING KNIGHT TIGER INSTEAD OF SELF
START SELLING POPCORN ON THE SIDE
While you can't fool someone who got sucked into that star, [6] you invest enough into popcorn that your assets are pretty much...popcorn.
Become leader of the dragons.
[3] You break away completely from the remaining faction of dragons.
MORE BATTLE.
[5] You slaughter the minor minions of the various factions. Except Midas--gold blaster bolts don't hurt much. You also kill, oh, Corai and some dragons.
BOSS TURN:
Knight Tiger, angered at losing much of his power, decides to summon a force more devastating than anything else: dermonster. [5+3] ...The GM makes a note to PM dermonster about if he wants to be an NPC.
Zeus [4v1] convinces Hera to return to the Villains' side.
The good dragons [4+3] flee to gather their strength.
Squidward [2] can't find any sane people. Surprise, surprise.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Lich's Collapsed Tower
Magic shop set up nearby, with Strengthened Honor Barriers
Star (Xantalos) Above
Furtaka, Powerful Marscream golem
GraveHaunter92, PokeGhost
Spinal_Taper, Betty White
Vorthon, Army of Stormtroopers
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a Froslass
Leader: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+3, +2 from faction)
Vorthon, Fallen Cleric with Battle Vestments
Hera (+3)
Kratos (+1)
Zeus (+3)
Doomblade187, Violet Dragon
Furyshell Drake
Leader: GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon (+1)
Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver)
Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper)
Squidward, MechaLich (+3)
zedCorai, Possessed Minion
Leader: Loki (+6, +3 from faction)
Anemonebob Cylindricalpants (+1)
Patrick Brittlestar (+1)
Lucifer (+3)
Hera (+3)
King Midas
LordSlowpoke, Popcorn-Shop Owner
TheZoomZoll, Middle-Aged Cthulhu