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Total Members Voted: 5

Voting closed: January 06, 2013, 12:15:11 pm


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Author Topic: You are Badass Donuts  (Read 4300 times)

Donuts

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2013, 01:14:41 pm »
Post nao before I gotta sleep TZZ! OR SUFFER!
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"Oh shit, they've got a slogan! It means they're serious!"

TheZoomZoll

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2013, 01:17:31 pm »
I already won.
Why continue?
I'm taking my prize and leaving.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2013, 01:21:04 pm by TheZoomZoll »
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Persus13

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2013, 05:07:34 pm »
Attack someone.
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Donuts

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2013, 12:42:37 am »
Quote from: TheZoomZoll on January 03, 2013, 01:17:31 pm
I already won.
Why continue?
I'm taking my prize and leaving.
You won a generic boring contest. Not an awesome minimalist RTD.
I'll give you 1 hour 10 minutes till the update.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 12:46:37 am by Donuts »
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2013, 01:03:15 am »
Persus [Insta-5] targets TZZ and lobs all of his limbs off, then his head.
Miauw [2] gets a beating for his stupidity. Atleast it's better than jail, right?
McDreich [3] gets nibbled by a policeman. Now in pain. -1 to all rolls untill pain is fixed. Also bleeding.
GWG [2] fails to spread the fire. The one time he gets close, he burns himself. Ouch.
Tophat [1] only manages to eat one donut. And that's himself. -1 to all rolls for 3 turns for your heresy!
Doomblade [2] punches himself. Thats true single combat, right?



RANDUM EVENTZ!!!

Donuts decides to [4] throw in some communist commandos with AK74-U's

Enemeeh Twurn
Russian commandos [3] shoots everybody in the little toe.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 01:05:37 am by Donuts »
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2013, 05:17:49 am »
Eat the GM donuts.
I don't care how that works, just make it happen.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2013, 05:22:00 am »
SUMMON CAPITALISTIC BUSINESSMEN TO FIGHT THE COMMIES.
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Donuts

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2013, 05:22:14 am »
Quote from: TopHat on January 04, 2013, 05:17:49 am
Eat the GM donuts.
I don't care how that works, just make it happen.
Ya got shot in the toe. By communist commandos. How will you ever reach me with the comm(unist)andos in the way?
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2013, 05:23:51 am »
Quote from: Donuts on January 04, 2013, 05:22:14 am
Quote from: TopHat on January 04, 2013, 05:17:49 am
Eat the GM donuts.
I don't care how that works, just make it happen.
Ya got shot in the toe. By communist commandos. How will you ever reach me with the comm(unist)andos in the way?
I still have nine toes. I can just walk round.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2013, 05:27:45 am »
Wait so I died by kissing a dagger,how could I die again?
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2013, 05:27:57 am »
Quote from: TopHat on January 04, 2013, 05:23:51 am
Quote from: Donuts on January 04, 2013, 05:22:14 am
Quote from: TopHat on January 04, 2013, 05:17:49 am
Eat the GM donuts.
I don't care how that works, just make it happen.
Ya got shot in the toe. By communist commandos. How will you ever reach me with the comm(unist)andos in the way?
I still have nine toes. I can just walk round.
Comm(unist)andos shall stop you! >: D

EDIT: TZZ, you rolled a 1, so you stabbed yourself to death with an imaginary dagger. 1's are dangerous. So are imaginary daggers.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2013, 05:42:49 am »
Quote from: Donuts on January 04, 2013, 05:27:57 am
EDIT: TZZ, you rolled a 1, so you stabbed yourself to death with an imaginary dagger. 1's are dangerous. So are imaginary daggers.

I know that.That's why I said Victory after.
How did I die again though?
Or did he just mutilate my corpse for no reason?

Quote from: Donuts on January 04, 2013, 01:03:15 am
targets TZZ and lobs all of his limbs off, then his head.
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miauw62

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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2013, 05:43:48 am »
BE THE COMMUNIST COMMANDOS.
SHOOT

POLIIISSEEEMMEEEENNNN
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2013, 05:57:16 am »
Quote from: TheZoomZoll on January 04, 2013, 05:42:49 am
Quote from: Donuts on January 04, 2013, 05:27:57 am
EDIT: TZZ, you rolled a 1, so you stabbed yourself to death with an imaginary dagger. 1's are dangerous. So are imaginary daggers.

I know that.That's why I said Victory after.
How did I die again though?
Or did he just mutilate my corpse for no reason?

Quote from: Donuts on January 04, 2013, 01:03:15 am
targets TZZ and lobs all of his limbs off, then his head.
Yeah. He murdered your already dead corpse. Because he could.
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2013, 07:50:52 am »
attack someone else
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
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