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Voting closed: January 06, 2013, 12:15:11 pm


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Donuts

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You are Badass Donuts
« on: January 03, 2013, 09:09:42 am »
Title says it all. Minimalist RTD Arena go!
« Last Edit: February 02, 2013, 08:34:47 am by Donuts »
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2013, 09:14:01 am »
DERM.
EVERYTHING.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2013, 09:14:06 am »
Realize the author is called Donuts and this is You are Badass Donuts.
Suicide.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2013, 10:05:39 am »
GWG [1] DERMS HIMSELF SKY HIGH THEN DIES!
TZZ [1] fails so hard at dying that he gets a 1+ to all actions directly to do with living for the rest of the turn.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2013, 10:30:09 am by Donuts »
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2013, 10:10:36 am »
Summon 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 knights.
Spawn 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 daggers.
Transform air into lava and ground into lava.
Accuse GM of hacking dice rolls.
Accuse GM of another pointless Minimalist thread.
Ask the daggers to hug me and kiss me.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2013, 10:23:00 am »
ANTI-DERM EVERYTHING!
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2013, 10:29:41 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 03, 2013, 10:23:00 am
ANTI-DERM EVERYTHING!
Hoping to get the usual 1?

GWG [4] underms most of the area where he died before, though its still crater-ish.
TZZ [1] summons exactly 0 knights, and 0 daggers. All lava on Earth is now either air or ground. GM did not hack dice rolls at all, you didn't even get to accusing him. Minimalist thread is sadly (for you) not pointless. It's awesome.  There are no daggers, so you make an imaginary dagger and stab yourself to death. Then the imaginary dagger disappears.

GM now commands you to go arena! And demands more people to find this thread.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2013, 10:33:22 am by Donuts »
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2013, 10:31:52 am »
Victory
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2013, 11:23:45 am »
FIND ARENA.
DERM ARENA!
...START BY SETTING IT ON FIRE.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2013, 11:26:55 am »
GWG [3] Finds a quite small arena, makes a small crater in the corner of it, and sets up a small fire in the crater.
TZZ [3] Wins a generic boring contest.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2013, 11:33:39 am »
SPREAD FIRE TO EVERYTHING.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2013, 11:36:18 am »
DEFEAT COMPETITORS IN SINGLE COMBAT.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2013, 11:59:20 am »
Eat Donuts.
Rename thread you are badass Top hat.
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2013, 12:18:43 pm »
Get eaten. Policeman who ate me found me very tasty! Tastiest donut ever!
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Re: You are Badass Donuts
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2013, 12:54:40 pm »
Quote from: Maxinum McDreich on January 03, 2013, 12:18:43 pm
Get eaten. Policeman who ate me found me very tasty! Tastiest donut ever!

EAT.


POLIEEECEMMEEEEENNNN.
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