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Author Topic: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.  (Read 6193 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2013, 08:48:07 am »

Didn't we already resign?
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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2013, 09:32:21 am »

Tell the guy looking for us that we are on a trip. Tell the visitors that there's temporarily no food. Allow them to eat each other. Surround the living quarters with tin foil to prevent them from calling for help.

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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #47 on: January 03, 2013, 10:39:53 am »

Resign, don't do what Dariush said
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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2013, 03:55:46 pm »

You resign from your post, without much hassle. It briefly hits the news. You tell everyone there is no food, but you are working on importing food.

Everyone knows agricultural workers can't be evil. Because they play with dirt. So you simply ship in the most nutritious soil you can and completely fill in the flat with it, five feet deep. You send your japanese towelgirls to slave over the thousands of seeds you have imported.

Remembering highschool, you remember that you need to have something to pollenate the plants. Prefereably something evil.

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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2013, 03:58:11 pm »

pollinate or fertilize?  :o
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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #50 on: January 04, 2013, 04:04:23 pm »

pollinate or fertilize?  :o

Pollinate. the soil is plenty fertile. We need the plants to have sex.

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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #51 on: January 04, 2013, 04:07:13 pm »

import a large shipment of malaria infected mosquitos. Have all your employees be given experimental vaccinations against it.
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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #52 on: January 04, 2013, 04:32:59 pm »

import a large shipment of malaria infected mosquitos. Have all your employees be given experimental vaccinations against it.
Why? Mosquitoes feed on...ah, the males. Good idea.
Just...make sure the vaccines have at least preliminary tests done beforehand.
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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #53 on: January 04, 2013, 04:51:43 pm »

You order a plethora of experiemental vaccines from the black market, and order your towel girls into groups of ten to try each one. Vaccine Gamma seems to work the best, so you make sure all of the pirates and commandos get Beta, while everyone else gets Alpha, the second-best. The towel-girls get none. You also "hire" more young japanese schoolgirls to come out and work the farm.

The Russian Mafia Leader is due soon via his own yacht.

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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #54 on: January 04, 2013, 04:56:16 pm »

Vaccinate the girls and Mafia guy.
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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #55 on: January 04, 2013, 07:34:36 pm »

Research ancient occult rituals in order to extend our guy's lifespan.  If it seems dangerous, test it on the towelgirls first. 
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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #56 on: January 04, 2013, 07:37:45 pm »

Research ancient occult rituals in order to extend our guy's lifespan.  If it seems dangerous, test it on the towelgirls first. 
It's rude to research occult rituals instead of entertaining our guest.
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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #57 on: January 04, 2013, 07:47:10 pm »

Invite him to participate, then.
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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #58 on: January 04, 2013, 09:25:54 pm »

Check the status of our money supply, and see if we can hire some mercenaries.
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Re: [SUGGESTION] You are a Wealthy Businessman: Pacific Island Crime Lord.
« Reply #59 on: January 04, 2013, 09:50:11 pm »

This cannot possibly last.
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