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[Gentlefish]

 As the title states. You are a wealthy businessman. You are the CEO of a large pharmeceutical corporation, have access to everything that is being produced and studied, and you have ~$1.2 billion in various non-physical assets you can use at your disposal. You are sitting at your desk. Today is a normal day. You are bored.

What do you do?

[javierpwn]

Launder money from an orphanage

[Gentlefish]

Using your money, you start a front. It's an orphanage. As enough people donate to it to keep the front going, every cent you donate is shuffled into offshore banks. Your money is now safe and untaxable. You giggle manically at how perfect a plan it is.

[Elvisdogs]

Bribe the government to let you put crushed up viagra into the city's water supplies. Make medication to negate effects of viagra. Profit.

[Rolepgeek]

Do what all wealthy businessmen should and will do. Go to Japan, hang around near a school. Make sure you have your hair in a way that casts shadows over your face and your eyes look like looming yellow depths. Don't actually do anything, just do it for the fun of it.

[Gentlefish]

You go to the next session of congress and attempt to bribe the congressmen to allow you to slip viagra into the watersupply. They all laugh at you.

To let off some steam, you go to a Japanese highschool and look moody and cool, though you are starting to gray a little. You notice a group of young japanese girls giggling at you.

[NRDL]

This is sick.

Go back home, buy some barbells, hire a personal trainer, and work out until our guy's physique is like unto a Greek god. 

[LordBucket]

Buy this yacht, along with a suitable helicopter. Hire a full-time all-female crew, helicopter pilot and bar staff. Issue uniforms that consist variously of lingerie and evening gowns.

Live in decadence.

EDIT:

To let off some steam, you go to a Japanese highschool and look moody and cool, though you are starting to gray a little. You notice a group of young japanese girls giggling at you.

...and Japanese schoolgirls. They can be the towelgirls for the jacuzzi. Because every sea-going vessel needs a jacuzzi.

[Corai]

Hire assassins to kill those schoolgirls.

[Gentlefish]

You decide to start a workout regimen, but realizing that the money you have in your now-safe offshore accounts are growing independently of you, you decide to splurge a little extra. You buy a yacht for a cool $50 million and outfit it with a sleek whirlybird helicopter. After doing so, you hire a few japanese schoolgirls to serve as towelgirls for the jacuzzi.

You then hire an assassin in Tokyo to kill those schoolgirls who laughed at you in Kyoto. Serves them right.

But this causes an international scandal, as the assassins instead used a truck bomb to blow up the whole school! You foolishly wired a large sum of money to a bank account and you have been traced back to and connected with the crime.

You are now an international fugitive on the open waters.

[NRDL]

Do we still have money?  Or have all our accounts been shut down?

[Gentlefish]

You still have most of your money, as it was laundered through the orphanage. Good job there. But you lost about $100 million on the yacht and starting the orphanage, and a further $400 million with your accounts getting frozen.

So you have, with interest applied on your offshore accounts, about a billion. You laundered a lot, and quick.

[Furtuka]

Go to a shady country and have your yacht upgraded and outfitted into an impregnable floating fortress of solitude

[NRDL]

Are the not-so-subtle assassins still available for hire?

[javierpwn]

Go to shady country, make an underwater fortress of solitude