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[hops]

Because he kneads into your back with his fists...right?

Totally

[Gatleos]

...Actually I think it would be cool if there was a robotic enemy that was described as a malfunctioning sexbot. Imagine one bursting out of a closet and tossing dildos at you while raving about how it JUST WANTS YOU TO FEEL GOOD MASTER. It would probably look something like those cyborg midwives from system shock 2.

[Graknorke]

Because he kneads into your back with his fists...right?

But not from the side you'd normally expect.

[Greiger]

Because he kneads into your back with his fists...right?

But not from the side you'd normally expect.

Ow.  Just, Ow.

[Graknorke]

Because he kneads into your back with his fists...right?

But not from the side you'd normally expect.

Ow.  Just, Ow.

Something something Mr Hands joke.

[hops]

Sometimes I forget I'm supposed to be the perv here.

[Graknorke]

Sometimes I forget I'm supposed to be the perv here.

I can be pervy on a level at least as much as you can.
And Bay12 is basically the only place I get to because nobody wants to hear it IRL.

[Mr. Strange]

Everyone's perv. It's just question of what it takes to bring it out.

[Lukewarm]

Everyone's perv. It's just question of what it takes to bring it out.

I suggest candles, a nice dinner, and an enjoyable presence. Failing that, chloroform.

[scrdest]

Everyone's perv. It's just question of what it takes to bring it out.

I suggest candles, a nice dinner, and an enjoyable presence. Failing that, chloroform.

I fail to see how inducing cancer in a women brings out the perv in anyone.

[Grendus]

So to break the topic, I found some martial arts books. Taekwondo's knockback is awesome... or would be if it wasn't every other attack. Every attack is hit for 5 damage, then wait for the zombie to get back up and step back into melee range. On the bright side, if you can pin the zombie against a wall it's a built in stunlock.

[n9103]

To re-derail the topic: I wasn't around for the anti-massager debate, but I have a question: Was there more than one Puritan Extremist in the against side of the debate? I mean really, how sexually repressed do you have to be to object to a sexual aid in a game about bloody murder? Or did they somehow miss the flying guts when they gave a dog a shotgun blast?  /rant

@Grendus: Quick and Fleet footed are very useful traits to make H2H powerful. Add Elated+ morale on top of that, and you should be able to power through anything 1v1 with even moderate strength, and anything weaker than a Brute/Zombear should be a flawless kill.
(source: Lots of H2H builds)

[Grendus]

Oh, I've done plenty of H2H builds. My comment was more on the frequency of knockback with Taekwondo. Combined with the relatively low damage, killing zombies took ages if there wasn't a convenient barrier nearby to push it up against. I found a book on boxing, which seems to be working just fine. With the martial arts books now it's easy to build up a solid toolkit of different combat styles for different battles.

[DeKaFu]

Vibrator added to game

...Personally, I-

To re-derail the topic: I wasn't around for the anti-massager debate, but I have a question: Was there more than one Puritan Extremist in the against side of the debate? I mean really, how sexually repressed do you have to be to object to a sexual aid in a game about bloody murder? Or did they somehow miss the flying guts when they gave a dog a shotgun blast?  /rant

...guess I'll just show myself out now.

[Grendus]

We can always split the difference - put all of the "adult" themed items in a mod that's installed by default. Gimp suit, lost submissive and prostitute professions, "personal massager", etc. Make it enabled by default and you have the... well... best of both worlds.