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Author Topic: Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - A roaming horde appears on the horizon!  (Read 1890375 times)

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Didn't laugh, 0/10, disliked, unsubscribed.
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This is why I hate holidays.  April Fools is one of the worst.

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It's pretty much your own fault anyway. Between that scam Kickstarter and taking all those creative liberties with another company's copyright, I'm not sure how you expected to not be caught. This is what happens when you don't have a regulatory body on the internet, folks. Innocent developers like Blizzard get shafted by script kiddies.
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Re: Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - Now you're thinking with Portals
« Reply #11315 on: April 01, 2014, 03:52:17 pm »

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Re: Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - Now you're thinking with Portals
« Reply #11316 on: April 01, 2014, 04:20:41 pm »


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I want to find a room in a Mansion in Cataclysm filled with giant piles of money. That'd be hilarious.
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Re: Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - Now you're thinking with Portals
« Reply #11317 on: April 01, 2014, 04:34:01 pm »

I was kind of believing that while reading.  My main question was "Who the hell are they going to charge?"
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Re: Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - Now you're thinking with Portals
« Reply #11318 on: April 01, 2014, 04:54:22 pm »

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The executives hate themselves for it, and are forced to cry themselves to sleep on giant piles of money[/spoiler]



I want to find a room in a Mansion in Cataclysm filled with giant piles of money. That'd be hilarious.
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I could see a panic room or a hidden vault that is just filled with piles of money, gold bars, and diamonds. Panic rooms would actually be cool for Cataclysm. You have to find a switch that can be a pickupable item (Like a book on a bookshelf) but when you find it, you get access to some cool shit.

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Re: Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - Now you're thinking with Portals
« Reply #11319 on: April 01, 2014, 04:59:33 pm »

Totally got me for a second since Blizzard legitimately is that evil.
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Re: Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - Now you're thinking with Portals
« Reply #11320 on: April 01, 2014, 05:13:06 pm »

So, just today, I took my latest survivor, who has sub-par strength but 14 intelligence. I was living in an evac shelter outside a town, and I was good for a while.

Then, I lost my lighter and backup matchbook.

All I had was a spraycan flamethrower, which was empty. I figured I'd just use it to start fires until I got a new lighter. However, it was 4 o'clock at night, but I figured I'd sneak into town, raid a gas station, and sneak back home.

Halfway into town, I realized I could just get a new lighter. Then zombie kids showed up, so I sprayed my can.

At a gas pump.



The gas station blew up, and those things only shoot once. I made it, though. I refilled with a bottle.

A few minutes later, I was in a house. I was cornered by a kid zombie, who got me bleeding heavily. I was about to bleed out when he died.

Then, I grabbed his tank top, tore it to shreds, ran upstairs, grabbed a bottle of vodka, and used it along with some duct tape in order to make bandages, which patched up my torso and allowed me to live.

If that wasn't dwarfy, I don't know what is.
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Re: Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - Now you're thinking with Portals
« Reply #11321 on: April 01, 2014, 06:59:18 pm »

Is it bad that I saw the April Fools coming only 2 words in?

Nice try, but you should've led with it a day ago at least. ;)
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« Reply #11322 on: April 01, 2014, 10:24:42 pm »

it was April 2nd here so i was terrified it was real until i saw the April fools...
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Re: Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - Now you're thinking with Portals
« Reply #11323 on: April 01, 2014, 11:08:34 pm »

I was sincerely like holy shit, that's awesome that this game has gotten so big as to be noticed by such a huge company, but then I was like Wait... Damn. That blows for the guys working on it...





And then I read the bottom. And thought the attorney's name was April Fools. And then I felt like an idiot.
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Re: Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - Now you're thinking with Portals
« Reply #11324 on: April 01, 2014, 11:31:54 pm »

They're known as activision-blizzard. Total tip off right there.
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