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[Twi]

Didn't laugh, 0/10, disliked, unsubscribed.

[Girlinhat]

This is why I hate holidays.  April Fools is one of the worst.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

It's pretty much your own fault anyway. Between that scam Kickstarter and taking all those creative liberties with another company's copyright, I'm not sure how you expected to not be caught. This is what happens when you don't have a regulatory body on the internet, folks. Innocent developers like Blizzard get shafted by script kiddies.

[BigD145]

/yawn

[scrdest]

/yawn

[Tomcost]

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I believed it until I saw the end. My mental image of Blizzard is that of a lot of greedy assholes that make good quality cutscenes. Why did they have to ruin Warcraft, WHY?

[Mephansteras]

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I believed it until I saw the end. My mental image of Blizzard is that of a lot of greedy assholes that make good quality cutscenes. Why did they have to ruin Warcraft, WHY?

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The executives hate themselves for it, and are forced to cry themselves to sleep on giant piles of money

I want to find a room in a Mansion in Cataclysm filled with giant piles of money. That'd be hilarious.

[Lightningfalcon]

I was kind of believing that while reading.  My main question was "Who the hell are they going to charge?"

[Fniff]

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[spoiler]I believed it until I saw the end. My mental image of Blizzard is that of a lot of greedy assholes that make good quality cutscenes. Why did they have to ruin Warcraft, WHY?

The executives hate themselves for it, and are forced to cry themselves to sleep on giant piles of money[/spoiler]



I want to find a room in a Mansion in Cataclysm filled with giant piles of money. That'd be hilarious.
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I could see a panic room or a hidden vault that is just filled with piles of money, gold bars, and diamonds. Panic rooms would actually be cool for Cataclysm. You have to find a switch that can be a pickupable item (Like a book on a bookshelf) but when you find it, you get access to some cool shit.

[PrimusRibbus]

Totally got me for a second since Blizzard legitimately is that evil.

[Tawa]

So, just today, I took my latest survivor, who has sub-par strength but 14 intelligence. I was living in an evac shelter outside a town, and I was good for a while.

Then, I lost my lighter and backup matchbook.

All I had was a spraycan flamethrower, which was empty. I figured I'd just use it to start fires until I got a new lighter. However, it was 4 o'clock at night, but I figured I'd sneak into town, raid a gas station, and sneak back home.

Halfway into town, I realized I could just get a new lighter. Then zombie kids showed up, so I sprayed my can.

At a gas pump.



The gas station blew up, and those things only shoot once. I made it, though. I refilled with a bottle.

A few minutes later, I was in a house. I was cornered by a kid zombie, who got me bleeding heavily. I was about to bleed out when he died.

Then, I grabbed his tank top, tore it to shreds, ran upstairs, grabbed a bottle of vodka, and used it along with some duct tape in order to make bandages, which patched up my torso and allowed me to live.

If that wasn't dwarfy, I don't know what is.

[n9103]

Is it bad that I saw the April Fools coming only 2 words in?

Nice try, but you should've led with it a day ago at least.

[sackhead]

it was April 2nd here so i was terrified it was real until i saw the April fools...
living in the future sucks 

[WhitiusOpus]

I was sincerely like holy shit, that's awesome that this game has gotten so big as to be noticed by such a huge company, but then I was like Wait... Damn. That blows for the guys working on it...





And then I read the bottom. And thought the attorney's name was April Fools. And then I felt like an idiot.

[MrWiggles]

They're known as activision-blizzard. Total tip off right there.