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A list of cities is fine.

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Why would we need a map?

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Screw maps!

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ARMS FOR THE ARM CHAIR!

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Total Members Voted: 40

[flame99]

Literally only two gods are neutral/god in this, me and LordBucket I think. You'd think there would be more gods that aren't just "BadassMc Death and Fury Battle Kill Edginess."

Why? Why would anyone be "Boring McNeutral" when you can be like me "Chaotic McFuckY'all"

Vestigial sanity.

You DO realize we are  on the Bay12 forums, right?

[Bdthemag]

Literally only two gods are neutral/god in this, me and LordBucket I think. You'd think there would be more gods that aren't just "BadassMc Death and Fury Battle Kill Edginess."

Why? Why would anyone be "Boring McNeutral" when you can be like me "Chaotic McFuckY'all"

Vestigial sanity.

You DO realize we are  on the Bay12 forums, right?

The only "Insane" or "Chaotic" parts of Bay12 are the DF Sections, the rest of the forum is pretty chill.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Literally only two gods are neutral/god in this, me and LordBucket I think. You'd think there would be more gods that aren't just "BadassMc Death and Fury Battle Kill Edginess."

Why? Why would anyone be "Boring McNeutral" when you can be like me "Chaotic McFuckY'all"

Vestigial sanity.

You DO realize we are  on the Bay12 forums, right?

Why do you think I only expected vestigial sanity?

Anyways, I think this will either be a fun challenge or end with my god being trapped in a prison made from the bones of his followers and being beaten by demons. Either way.

[Jbg97]

Why do you think I only expected vestigial sanity?

Anyways, I think this will either be a fun challenge or end with my god being trapped in a prison made from the bones of his followers and being beaten by demons. Either way.

No, that's stupid. Using just the bones is inefficient, we use the blood as mortar and the flesh as bricks. Duh.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Why do you think I only expected vestigial sanity?

Anyways, I think this will either be a fun challenge or end with my god being trapped in a prison made from the bones of his followers and being beaten by demons. Either way.

No, that's stupid. Using just the bones is inefficient, we use the blood as mortar and the flesh as bricks. Duh.

Those have got to be the worst body parts for use as mortar and bricks. Bile and cartilage would be better.

...Why am I helping you?

[Jbg97]

Those have got to be the worst body parts for use as mortar and bricks. Bile and cartilage would be better.

...Why am I helping you?

No, bile is only sticky at first but never dries, blood sets strongly though. Also, flesh os softer than cartilage, I intend for my prisoners to be comfortable. I am no barbarian.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Those have got to be the worst body parts for use as mortar and bricks. Bile and cartilage would be better.

...Why am I helping you?

No, bile is only sticky at first but never dries, blood sets strongly though. Also, flesh os softer than cartilage, I intend for my prisoners to be comfortable. I am no barbarian.

...Thanks?

[mcclay]

Even the fear god dosen't know what the fuck.

[Jbg97]

Even the fear god dosen't know what the fuck.

Then my work is done.

[jaass]

Create Race: Wyvern (Dragons)

Biology: -Extremely resistant to different weather and temperature extremes.
           - Livespan is effectively immortal but they can in a sense die if enough physical damage is done.
           - A dragon can not truly die but temporary removed from this plane of existence.
           - Extremely resistant certain types of magicks and physical damage
           - Also has the ability to fly

Death: When a dragon dies its' essence is actual disperse throughout the planet. A dragon a be revived by using a complex ritual or by another dragon.

Language: Their language has a limited physical effect on the world. For example if they want to breath fire they have to say the necessary words for it.

Culture- Dragons are quite aware of other gods existence and even able to sense the influence of other gods on the lesser races. Dragons don't actually worship other deities but they will make pacts with them if it suits their goals.

[mcclay]

Oh hey, Skyrim dragons.

[Jbg97]

We should have acted. They're already here. The previous posts told of their coming. Jaass's laziness, was merely a delay, 'til the time after the thread opened, when the sons of Bay12 would spill their own insanity. No one wanted to believe. Believe they even existed... But when the truth finally dawned, it dawned in FIRE.

[scapheap]

GM I think you missed Rhyme and I on the tail end of page 3.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Create Race: Wyvern (Dragons)

Biology: -Extremely resistant to different weather and temperature extremes.
           - Livespan is effectively immortal but they can in a sense die if enough physical damage is done.
           - A dragon can not truly die but temporary removed from this plane of existence.
           - Extremely resistant certain types of magicks and physical damage
           - Also has the ability to fly

Death: When a dragon dies its' essence is actual disperse throughout the planet. A dragon a be revived by using a complex ritual or by another dragon.

Language: Their language has a limited physical effect on the world. For example if they want to breath fire they have to say the necessary words for it.

Culture- Dragons are quite aware of other gods existence and even able to sense the influence of other gods on the lesser races. Dragons don't actually worship other deities but they will make pacts with them if it suits their goals.

Two things.
One, do they reproduce in addition to being nigh-immortal and able to resurrect each other?
Two, don't imagine that wyverns are the only dragons. Once I get out of my do-little-conserve-energy phase, I'm making dragons, too.

[jaass]

Perhaps we make them together, then?