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Gentlefish

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2012, 06:44:02 am »
Redeploy. Commandeer artillery.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2012, 09:12:59 am »
Grab Unholy's phaser. Kill scapheap.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2012, 09:17:14 am »
Is actually a traitor, ram scapheap hard with my knuckles.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2012, 10:14:40 am »
Cool, I have a Medigun?
Locate the guy with the biggest weapon. Start overhealing him.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2012, 10:20:14 am »
Transform rifle into two daggers using my shoes as handles. Start stabbing.

((I.... am a sexy.... shoe-less... GOD OF WAR!!))
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2012, 10:22:17 am »
You're three feet and two shoes too much.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2012, 10:34:53 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 29, 2012, 10:22:17 am
You're three feet and two shoes too much.
At least I'm not wearing them. Should I live long enough, unlikely, I can probably find something I don't need that I can cut off. Cameo is worth it.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2012, 12:19:30 pm »
In an on-going battle....
                              495REDSv246BLUS.

Unholy reclaims his phaser! (5) then ambushes 3 Blues. BLAMBLAMBLAM.
Scapheap sprays and prays! (5) somehow ignoring the range of the pistol, blasting two blues away.
Irony wants a rocket launcher! (1) a Blue missile team runs up to the front.
Wrong field radio.
Kingquest tries to be even more disgusting this time! (2) whoever would have thought that a severed leg would be a useless weapon?
Pufferfish tries to commandeer artillery! (5) he shoves a red crewman off of a trench mortar and takes control.
Persus tries to steal Unholy's phaser! (1) Unholy shoots him.
Freshman is another traitor! (5) he punches Scapheap's head in.
GWG tries overhealing! (1) he looks at the size of his medi-gun and shoots himself. He is now totally covered in bandages.
Onyxjew tries to modify his rifle! (2) he is now holding a useless hunk of scrap.

BLUE REACTION (1+1)
Blue 1 carries on firing! (3) a bullet grazes Kingquest.
Blue 3 fires his rocket launcher! (1) it explodes, killing both him and his loader.

         END TURN STATUS:
                 493REDSv239BLUS.

((another traitor. Persus and Freshman will spawn from a blue spawner from now on.))
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2012, 12:22:56 pm »
Snipe blue officers.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2012, 12:31:51 pm »
Acquire daggers from the field, or remodify another rifle into daggers. Stabbity-stabbity-stab.
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I shall be ready! My head is full of disturbing but useful information. And all it cost me was my peace of mind and sanity. A bargain!
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They told me to aim higher, so we dug deeper.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2012, 12:34:01 pm »
"Why is everyone traitors nowadays."

respawn, charge the blue and introduce them to my sword.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2012, 01:04:45 pm »
Respawn with tank. Attack.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2012, 02:19:08 pm »
"Dammit! Misfire!"

Remove bandages.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2012, 02:37:16 pm »
((a friend plays it, but other than that not at all. Ah, well. Just say its an AKA47 variant.))
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2012, 03:38:43 pm »
Sharpen a blues leg bone into a makeshift spear, THEN STAB STAB STAB STAB!
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