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until Mr. Madden dies

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Until Mr. Madden goes sane

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Until Mr. Madden actually does damage to somebody

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I'll tell you in the OOC area

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I like voting for other without telling you about it.

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I'm done

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Voting closed: December 31, 2012, 09:01:41 pm

[hops]

Act natural if you want to be in jail.

Act insane if you want to be able to plead for insanity.

Act sane to stay out of both of these situations.

You still can't explain the police officer why you were naked, though.

[vadia]

On my one phone call I'll call my Lawyer friend, maybe he can get me out of this one. "Hi Jim!"

"Uhh, yeah, how did you know."

"Well public indecency -- do you think that you can get me off on this one by  ummm, maybe saying I'm insane?"

"You're the best."

"Should you come over right away?"

No

It's probably a good thing that I couldn't move enough to hijack the police car and that's why nothing could go wrong.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Plead insanity by getting/saying-you-have a Split Personality.

[King DZA]

Or try making a deal with the devil. That always seems to work for desperate people in a pinch.

[Corai]

SCREAM ABOUT THE BLOOD GOD. TRY AND ESCAPE. KICK THE BACK OF THE SEAT. BE ANNOYING. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hops]

Plead insanity by saying the voices in your head is telling you to hijack the police car, scream about Armok, make a deal with the Devil, and eat donuts.

[LordSlowpoke]

SCREAM ABOUT THE BLOOD GOD. TRY AND ESCAPE. KICK THE BACK OF THE SEAT. BE ANNOYING. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOPE, IT'S SCIENCE TIME!

[hops]

SCREAM ABOUT THE BLOOD GOD. TRY AND ESCAPE. KICK THE BACK OF THE SEAT. BE ANNOYING. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOPE, IT'S SCIENCE TIME!

Also scream this just to emphasize how insane you are.

[vadia]

Oh mygosh, the Devil himself just asked me what I'm in for.  Rather than making a mess I have to figure out what's the most reasonable thing to do -- after all I must be scientific about this. 

I've got it, I'll make a deal with him.

"WHATEVER YOU WANT MR. BLOOD GOD!"

And just because I'm going for the insanity plea "THIS"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

SCREAM ABOUT THE BLOOD GOD. TRY AND ESCAPE. KICK THE BACK OF THE SEAT. BE ANNOYING. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOPE, IT'S SCIENCE TIME!

Also scream this just to emphasize how insane you are.

Call the voices other personalities.  Let one take control for awhile, before regaining.

[LordSlowpoke]

It's time to start a caravan to the Dwarven Mountainhomes! We must capture the elephants using rope reed and elven labor and tusks and the sacred song of THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

It's time to start a caravan to the Dwarven Mountainhomes! We must capture the elephants using rope reed and elven labor and tusks and the sacred song of THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Do this, if possible.

[King DZA]

It is clear now that this debacle can only be brought to an end by one thing:

Irish stepdancing.

[Corai]

MUST EAT FLESH. EAT SHOULDERS.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

MUST EAT FLESH. EAT SHOULDERS.

Objection!