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How's far should this go?

until Mr. Madden dies
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Until Mr. Madden goes sane
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Until Mr. Madden actually does damage to somebody
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I'll tell you in the OOC area
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I like voting for other without telling you about it.
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I'm done
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Total Members Voted: 0

Voting closed: December 31, 2012, 09:01:41 pm


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vadia

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2012, 10:49:13 pm »
Aaah! the voices are getting overwhelming again!

I have to hide from the Great Wyrm. 

How can I do that?  I know, I'll hide in a rabbit hole -- but wait, I'm too big for that. 

Maybe if I strip and dig for a carrot I can make it to the other side of the earth.

"Oh hello, officer, I'm trying to dig through the earth to hide from a big dragon."

It appears I'm getting a ride downtown  -- thanks voices -- now what stupid things are you going to tell me to do!?!
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2012, 10:59:26 pm »
You are getting insane. I am you and the only voice in your head. Stop these silly thoughts at once.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2012, 11:00:15 pm »
Kill yourself to end the voices.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2012, 11:01:06 pm »
Quote from: Objective on December 26, 2012, 10:59:26 pm
Stop these silly thoughts at once.

By decapitating yourself.
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hops

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2012, 11:02:32 pm »
Do not kill yourself.

Kill these voices by shutting them out instead.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2012, 11:04:29 pm »
I feel terrible for getting arrested.  I should kill myself.  If only I could move my arms or anything against these restraints.

Oh wait, what am I doing; this is probably temporary depression, I shouldn't kill myself.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2012, 11:05:09 pm »
Indeed. Now plead for insanity so your lawyer can get you out.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2012, 11:05:40 pm »
Quote from: vadia on December 26, 2012, 11:04:29 pm
I shouldn't kill myself.

...Or should you?
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2012, 11:08:31 pm »
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2012, 11:13:20 pm »
No, don't kill yourself, be sane.
Be sane. Jeez.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2012, 11:14:37 pm »
I told you so. You ignored me and thought I was going to kill you, and now look where you are.

I promise not to kill you.

Don't kill yourself. Ignore those other voices. Act natural.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2012, 11:16:39 pm »
Act natural if you want to be in jail.

Act insane if you want to be able to plead for insanity.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2012, 11:19:08 pm »
Quote from: Objective on December 26, 2012, 11:16:39 pm
Act natural if you want to be in jail.

Act insane if you want to be able to plead for insanity.

Act sane to stay out of both of these situations.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2012, 11:19:45 pm »
I guess they're right, killing yourself is a bad idea. What you should really do is figure out a way to hijack the police car you're riding in. Did you know that there are exactly zero ways the act of stealing a police cruiser could go wrong? It's been scientifically proven.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2012, 11:20:07 pm »
SCIENCE TIME!
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