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[GreatWyrmGold]

Once I get back to the present, I'll be able to contest you for Sanest Person in America. Probably beat me.  misko27, one of my biggest rivals in certain games (YAFB) has referred to me as "hyper-rationalist," and I am commonly the only person opposing actions like eating intestines.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Respawn.
>Transform Robobama into a talking mouse.
>Transform someone random into a random entity.
>Go to England.
>Become a Time Lord from Galaway.
>Transform a 1950's phone booth into a TARDIS.
>Go to a random time and place, where I won't be insta-killed, in the TARDIS.

[TopHat]

Reinforce the house of ass cheeks.
Can't have it collapsing on me. Use bones or something.

(5) You reinforce the house with skulls. Looks stable...

escape time loop, keeping +2 bonus.

(4+2)You escape the time loop to tomorrow.
(4+2) you have a +1.999999999999999999 bonus permenantly engraved in your brain

grow to become galaxy tree

(5) you grow to become a tree. In space. Somehow you haven't died from lack of CO2 yet.

delete world

(4) you delete the 3rd world. All 3rd world countries cease to exist.

paint a picture of +2 for me. Blahdiblah exit time loop

(5) are these dice loaded or something?
(2)(1)(3)(1)(1)(6)(4)
Nope, you lot are just lucky. Anyway...
You paint a picture of +2 on a handy sheet of paper. You put it in your pocket.
(3+2) you escape the loop.

'accidentally' fail to set world on fire while gathering foodages

Slayerhero: On the ground near Scelly. -12 to rolls next turn.

(1) ((it worked anyway)). You set yourself on fire whilst looking for drinkages. The fire spreads.
(6) you do not burn to death! You are FireSlayerHero! Made of fire!

run for presidency. Only the sanest person on earth should be president of America.

(5) you run for presidency. Now for final election against Robobama.
(3+1) verses (6+4)
"WE WANT ROBOBAMA WE WANT ROBOBAMA WE WANT..."
robobama looks smug.

>Respawn.
>Transform Robobama into a talking mouse.
>Transform someone random into a random entity.
>Go to England.
>Become a Time Lord from Galaway.
>Transform a 1950's phone booth into a TARDIS.
>Go to a random time and place, where I won't be insta-killed, in the TARDIS.

(6) you RESPAWN so epically the US military sends a task force with tablets of insta-death to kill you.
(3) you transform the vice-president into a talking mouse
(2) you transformation attempt fails.
(1) you follow the map directions to EENGLANDTS, a small area 50000 lightyears away.
(6) you become a time lord. The BBC tries to sue you
(4) you transform a local PHLONEBUTH into the tardis.
(2) you go in front of the US military task force.

NPCs:
Robobama attempts to take over the land previously possessed by the 3rd world countries.
(2) only joking. He takes a nap.

The BBC tries to sue Zanzetkuken.
(1)v(2) they conduct such an appalling case that Zanzetkuken is not sued despite not turning up for the hearing.
 
The US military task force tries to eradicate Zanzetkuken with their insta death tablets.
(2)v(6) "hey, chief, what's that suspicious-looking phone booth?"
"meh. Probably not important. Let's search somewhere else."

Status:

Harry Baldman: in house of ass cheeks and skulls
GWG: In tomorrow. Has +1.99999999 bonus
Doomblade: galaxy tree in space
Persus: deleting countries
Xantalos: painting pictures. +2 bonus.
FireSlayerHero: GMing F.A.T.A.L and setting stuff on fire.
Thecard: So sane he's crazy. Failing to win over the Americans.
Zanzetkuken: timelord in Tardis. Making enemies.

NPCs:
Robobama: Prez 4 life. Having nap.
BBC: trying to sue Zanzetkuken
US military task force: trying to kill Zanzetkuken.

NEXT GM: (5/9) Xantalos! Again! Kudos!

[TopHat]

Wait to be sold to a rich, snobbish owner.
Eat them and steal their stuff.

[Harry Baldman]

Furnish house with finest furniture made of hippie bones and rugs made of woven hippie hair. Hooray for recycling!

[Xantalos]

*le gasp*
Tomorrow.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Increase bonus by +0.00000000000000001.
Start moving forward in time. If I reach a few turns ago or somewhen after that, congratulate Robama.

[LordSlowpoke]

ENGAGE IN A FASCINATING CAMPAIGN OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

[Doomblade187]

Find a source of CO2.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Go to a random time and place, where I won't be insta-killed, in the TARDIS.
>If it has a threat, defeat the threat, without anyone knowing it was me.
>Escape in TARDIS.

[Thecard]

Send Robama back in time 4 years.  Then, he will be unable to have run this time, since he was already president for 8 years!

[TCM]

Appear and go about my usual Minimalist task of initializing Thug Life.

[Slayerhero90]

Fail to ignitify Scelly.

[Persus13]

a

[Xantalos]

Wait to be sold to a rich, snobbish owner.
Eat them and steal their stuff.

(6) You get sold to a rich snobbish owner.
Who promptly demolishes you by crashing into you with his jet. Which explodes. You go to the afterlife! You end up in (3) House Purgatory.

Furnish house with finest furniture made of hippie bones and rugs made of woven hippie hair. Hooray for recycling!

(3) You realize that you can only make one rather mediocre skin carpet due to everythng else degrading extremely rapidly due to the drugs. At least you got that one carpet, though! It's ... adequate.

Increase bonus by +0.00000000000000001.
Start moving forward in time. If I reach a few turns ago or somewhen after that, congratulate Robama.

(5) You now has +2.
(2) You end up moving backward in time! However, due to already being at the beginning of time, you go to the very end! It's very chaotic watching omnipotent beings duel using what little heat energy in the universe remains.

ENGAGE IN A FASCINATING CAMPAIGN OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

(3) You engage in a campaign of D&D! Jolly good! Thing is, it's run by the GM who caused Old Man Henderson to come forth.

Find a source of CO2.

(1) You find a gigantic lump of francium. Good thing that's not explosi-BOOM

>Go to a random time and place, where I won't be insta-killed, in the TARDIS.
>If it has a threat, defeat the threat, without anyone knowing it was me.
>Escape in TARDIS.

(6) You travel to a torture chamber!
(6) You are a threat to the torturer's safety, so you tie yourself up like a responsible citizen.
(2) It takes off without you, saying it'll be 'back in a jiffy.'

Send Robama back in time 4 years.  Then, he will be unable to have run this time, since he was already president for 8 years!

(3) You send him back 4 years, but he manages to get himself elected as his own vice-president.

Appear and go about my usual Minimalist task of initializing Thug Life.

(3) You recruit Al Yankovic. It's a start, you suppose.

Fail to ignitify Scelly.

(4) You, the nice person you are, deliberately sabotage your own arsonry!

a

(4)
B!

NPCs:
(5) Robama manages to convince a good portion of the Amercian citizenry to go cyborg! Including the military!

(1) The BBC get punched in the face by Bill Clinton, which somehow kills the company. BBC watchers everywhere weep.

(5) The US military task force discover the TARDIS! And one of them watches Dr. Who!

Harry Baldman: In a house of ass cheeks and skulls, has mediocre hippie skin carpet.
GWG: At the end of time. Slowly losing heat. +2 to rolls.
Doomblade: Pile of ash. IN SPAAACE
Persus13: Knows the alphabet
Xantalos: Painting a picture of player actions. +2 to rolls
Slayerhero: Being considerate
Zanzetkuken: Being tortured! Ginger beer trick, anyone?

NPCs:
Robama: Beginning cyborg revolution
BBC: Dead, punched out by Bill Clinton
US Task Force: Considering whether to fuck around in time

Next GM: (6/9) Slayerhero, good luck!