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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #75 on: December 24, 2012, 05:38:30 pm »

Eat owner.
Then grow into an adult deadly house.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #76 on: December 24, 2012, 05:54:27 pm »

Create time machine.
(1+1) You create a faulty time machine that sends you back to the big bang destroying itself, but not you.
Yes, I did.
But you never time travelled after that, just assumed that you did.
Why would I need to?
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #77 on: December 24, 2012, 05:58:43 pm »

Create time machine.
(1+1) You create a faulty time machine that sends you back to the big bang destroying itself, but not you.
Yes, I did.
But you never time travelled after that, just assumed that you did.
Why would I need to?
...To get back to the present?
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #78 on: December 24, 2012, 06:07:32 pm »

Create time machine.
(1+1) You create a faulty time machine that sends you back to the big bang destroying itself, but not you.
Yes, I did.
But you never time travelled after that, just assumed that you did.
Why would I need to?
...To get back to the present?
I'll just use my natural time travel. It wasn't too important, anyways.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #79 on: December 24, 2012, 06:13:10 pm »

Create time machine.
(1+1) You create a faulty time machine that sends you back to the big bang destroying itself, but not you.
Yes, I did.
But you never time travelled after that, just assumed that you did.
Why would I need to?
...To get back to the present?
I'll just use my natural time travel. It wasn't too important, anyways.
BUT YOU CAN'T TIME TRAVEL IF YOU NEVER DO THE ACTUAL ACTION
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #80 on: December 24, 2012, 06:17:39 pm »

>Transform back into a human.
>Construct a fortress.
>Transform someone random into a random entity.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #81 on: December 24, 2012, 06:20:01 pm »

Create time machine.
(1+1) You create a faulty time machine that sends you back to the big bang destroying itself, but not you.
Yes, I did.
But you never time travelled after that, just assumed that you did.
Why would I need to?
...To get back to the present?
I'll just use my natural time travel. It wasn't too important, anyways.
BUT YOU CAN'T TIME TRAVEL IF YOU NEVER DO THE ACTUAL ACTION
Why not? Your character is travelling forward in time right now.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #82 on: December 24, 2012, 06:26:23 pm »

Please, good sirs, resolve this issue without forming quote pyramids.
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« Reply #83 on: December 24, 2012, 06:31:03 pm »

Indeed, Sr. Harry.

GWG, if you mean to travel froward in time at a rate necessary to catch up to the rest of us as we travel forward in time, you actually have to put the action 'travel forward in time to the present' in. Otherwise you just stay stuck in a hydrogen cloud.
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« Reply #84 on: December 24, 2012, 06:39:15 pm »

GWG, if you mean to travel froward in time at a rate necessary to catch up to the rest of us as we travel forward in time, you actually have to put the action 'travel forward in time to the present' in. Otherwise you just stay stuck in a hydrogen cloud.
It's good to cover all my options. Besides, the laws of physics are malleable in this kind of game.
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« Reply #85 on: December 24, 2012, 06:40:48 pm »

GWG, if you mean to travel froward in time at a rate necessary to catch up to the rest of us as we travel forward in time, you actually have to put the action 'travel forward in time to the present' in. Otherwise you just stay stuck in a hydrogen cloud.
It's good to cover all my options. Besides, the laws of physics are malleable in this kind of game.
But you have to state the action first.
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« Reply #86 on: December 24, 2012, 06:45:05 pm »

GWG, if you mean to travel froward in time at a rate necessary to catch up to the rest of us as we travel forward in time, you actually have to put the action 'travel forward in time to the present' in. Otherwise you just stay stuck in a hydrogen cloud.
It's good to cover all my options. Besides, the laws of physics are malleable in this kind of game.
But you have to state the action first.
I'M NOT ACTUALLY TIME-TRAVELLING!
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« Reply #87 on: December 24, 2012, 06:47:20 pm »

I'M NOT ACTUALLY TIME-TRAVELLING!

You need to if you want to get back to the rest of the group.  I sent you back to the big bang with your time machine, and your still alive (somehow).
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« Reply #88 on: December 24, 2012, 06:50:38 pm »

I'M NOT ACTUALLY TIME-TRAVELLING!
You need to if you want to get back to the rest of the group.  I sent you back to the big bang with your time machine, and your still alive (somehow).
Well, as long as I'm messing with the past I'm not going to try too hard to get to the present.
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« Reply #89 on: December 24, 2012, 06:51:33 pm »

I'M NOT ACTUALLY TIME-TRAVELLING!
You need to if you want to get back to the rest of the group.  I sent you back to the big bang with your time machine, and your still alive (somehow).
Well, as long as I'm messing with the past I'm not going to try too hard to get to the present.
BUT HOW WILL YOU CONGRATUALTE ROBAMA IF YOU ARE STUCK IN THE PAST?!
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