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[Harry Baldman]

Spawn as a horde of hippies controlled by a hivemind.

[Persus13]

Finish off slayerhero for hating my punctuation.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Avoid dying.
Avoid dying.
Avoid dying.
Make a big thing from my three corpses' heads and some other stuff, like Bladedoomed but of me.

[Slayerhero90]

Open a rift to Gelduzmorn.

[Doomblade187]

SPAWN AS HITLER FROM ALTERNATE TIMELINE WHERE HE WAS A PAINTER
PAINT IMAGES OF BLOODSHED

(4) You spawn as Hitler, the painter. Unfortunately, your paintings of slaughterhouses and meat-packing plants don’t sell very well.

Finish off slayerhero for hating my punctuation.

(4) You beat slayerhero half to death with a mailbox. He’s still alive, though..

Spawn as a horde of hippies controlled by a hivemind.

(4) You are a horde of hippies, but your hivemind’s too weak to do anything.

Avoid dying.
Avoid dying.
Avoid dying.
Make a big thing from my three corpses' heads and some other stuff, like Bladedoomed but of me.

(6) You avoid dying, and build with such enthusiasm that you’re now a part of the massive monstrosity that you just built.

Open a rift to Gelduzmorn.

(2) You try to open a rift, but you only give yourself a headache.

GM Roll: (5) GWG, your turn!

[Slayerhero90]

Attempt again.

[Thecard]

Become a horde of NRA nuts to combat Baldies' hippies.

[Xantalos]

Vaht?! *german babble*
Paint the best picture these peasants will ever see!

[TopHat]

Spawn as sentient house.
Terrify visitors to death.

[Persus13]

Kill Doomblade

[Harry Baldman]

Step Two: Make a singing chain of people holding hands stretching across the globe. Yes, I know that means we'll have to stand on the ocean. We'll use rubber boats.

[Doomblade187]

Become a giant mecha.

[GreatWyrmGold]

That should be enough.

Attempt again.

Attempt what? My spelling and grammar is impekabbl.

Become a horde of NRA nuts to combat Baldies' hippies.

[6] You start associating Asberger's Syndrome with violent shootings, so the GM kills you. Respawn?

Vaht?! *german babble*
Paint the best picture these peasants will ever see!

[2] You paint a picture.

Spawn as sentient house.
Terrify visitors to death.

[5] You are a possessed house which can move. [6] The visitors are so scared they call in a wrecking crew! Oh dear...

Kill Doomblade

[6] His head flies over towards a mad scientist...

Step Two: Make a singing chain of people holding hands stretching across the globe. Yes, I know that means we'll have to stand on the ocean. We'll use rubber boats.

[2] Your chain is one person long. And you're off-key.

Become a giant mecha.

...who makes your head into the CPU for [6] a horribly unstable giant mecha. You try to walk, but your leg which is supporting your weight collapses. Respawn?

GM Turn:
I [5] get a +2 bonus. Yay! If that's not acceptable, instead I learn mad science.

The next GM: Persus

[GreatWyrmGold]

Learn mad science and/or get a bonus.

[Slayerhero90]

Attempt to open rift to Gelduzmorn again. And it was capitalization and punctuation I got onto him about.