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[TheZoomZoll]

Tell heroes that I'm not the Cthulhu they are looking for and that I am friendly.If they don't believe me use Cthulhu powers to explode the world.

[Harry Baldman]

WEAR THE LICH CLONE AS DISGUISE. SNEAK UP TO KING.

[TopHat]

Persuade cannon fodders and other soldiers to join me!
Start civil war!

[javierpwn]

succumb to the corruption of being evil
defend king
Become MVM (most valuable minion)

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Send in army of lizardmen from opposing kingdom.

Bathe in milk with wenches.

[Persus13]

run. suicidebomb the castle.

[GreatWyrmGold]

While the guards are distracted, sneak into the store room and disguise myself as a servant.
Bake a cake with my "secret, special ingredient." And poison, too.
Serve cake to king.

[da_nang]

>PUT A SIGN IN FRONT OF SELF DESCRIBING SOME WAR HERO
>POSE AS REALISTIC STATUE OF SAID HERO AND FOOL THE SOLDIERS

[Thecard]

Wat?  How do lich die?
Bring French people to king.  They will either commit regicide or convince him to surrender.

[GreatWyrmGold]

By destroying its physical form but not its phylactery, from the sound of it.

[GraveHaunter92]

REASON WITH QUEEN BEE.  BECOME BEE KNIGHT.  CONVINCE HER TO WAGE WAR WAR ON KING

[detective1412]

PULL GIANT BOMB OUT OF NOWHERE
SUPERGLUE IT TO KING AND QUEEN
ON 5 SECOND TIMER
TELEPORT OUT TO SAFEHOUSE IN HEIGHBORING KINGDOM

[2]
5...4...3...2...1 BADABING! BOMB PRANK!

Tell heroes that I'm not the Cthulhu they are looking for and that I am friendly.If they don't believe me use Cthulhu powers to explode the world.

[6]
"So...you're not the Cthulhu we're looking for?" "Yep." "Really?" "Yep." "BUT YOU LOOK BAD! BAD PEOPLE DIE!" Uh oh. THEY ARE NOW SLASHING THEIR WEAPON! HIT! YOU DIE! HELL,YOU ARE!

WEAR THE LICH CLONE AS DISGUISE. SNEAK UP TO KING.

[3]
YOU WEAR THE...LICH CLONE AS DISGUISE! NOT VERY CONVINCING,YOU RETHINK IT AND DECIDED YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT.

Persuade cannon fodders and other soldiers to join me!
Start civil war!

[1]
JOIN YOU? MEH.
THROW YOU INTO AN ARENA FULL OF LION? HELL YEAH!

succumb to the corruption of being evil
defend king
Become MVM (most valuable minion)

[6]
YOU MANAGED TO DEFEND THE KING!
BUT YOUR PRESENCE IS SO WEAK,THAT EVEN THE KING HIMSELF DOESN'T NOTICE YOU,BUT STILL LIKES TO BULLY YOU!

Send in army of lizardmen from opposing kingdom.

Bathe in milk with wenches.

[3]
INSTEAD OF LIZARDMEN,IT'S COCKROACHES!

run. suicidebomb the castle.

[4]
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR" YOU SAID.
"KABOOM!" THE BOMB SAID.
THE KING IS WOUNDED! BUT YOU DEAD!

While the guards are distracted, sneak into the store room and disguise myself as a servant.
Bake a cake with my "secret, special ingredient." And poison, too.
Serve cake to king.

[4]
YOU BAKE THE CAKE TO THE WOUNDED KING!
THE KING IS POISONED! BUT NOT DEAD!

>PUT A SIGN IN FRONT OF SELF DESCRIBING SOME WAR HERO
>POSE AS REALISTIC STATUE OF SAID HERO AND FOOL THE SOLDIERS

[2]
"Seriously? is this guy crazy or nut? WE ARE SANE!" THE CAPTAIN SAYS.

Wat?  How do lich die?
Bring French people to king.  They will either commit regicide or convince him to surrender.

[5]
"LA REVOLUCION!" "DIE KING!" "KING SUCK!" AND SO ON.
SO THE FRENCH PEOPLES ARE REBELLING AND TRYING TO KILL THE ALREADY WOUNDED AND POISONED AND PISSED KING. DEATH IS COMING TO THE KING!

REASON WITH QUEEN BEE.  BECOME BEE KNIGHT.  CONVINCE HER TO WAGE WAR WAR ON KING

[1]
"BUZZZZZZZ BUZZ BUZZZZ BUZZ (ANOTHER NUT GUY,TRYING TO TALK TO A BEE.)"  "BUZZZ BUZ BUZZ (STING HIM TO DEATH,BOY!)
CUE BEATDOWN TO DEATH,HELL!

Spoiler: And it continues... (click to show/hide)

THE FRENCH PEOPLE IS BRINGING HELL TO THE CASTLE! THE SOLDIERS ARE DYING TO PROTECT IT! BUT THE WOUNDED AND POISONED AND PISSED KING ISN'T GOING TO GO DOWN WITHOUT AN FIGHT!
King's action: Find cure.
[4-2 = 2]
HE CAN'T FIND A CURE! EVEN IN THE MOON!

French Revolution: Attack castle
[3]
THE FRENCH ATTACK! IT'S OKAY,BUT IT'S QUITE INEFFECTIVE!

Spoiler: King's health (click to show/hide)

Wounded,Poisoned,will do an action to find a cure EVERY TURN! will die in the next 3 turn if can't find cure

[TopHat]

Impress guards by eating lions to death.
Persuade them to join me.
Then persuade soldiers to join me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Change disguise.
Cook up stronger poison.
Test it on a random PC who isn't me.
If it's toxic, say it's an antidote and give it to the king.
If it isn't, keep the non-poison on me.

[UltraValican]

Become a ninja, then bind the king.